12/29/2014 2:11:59 PM |
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up2youandme
Chandler, AZ
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A rich man ask Jesus " how does a rich man enter heaven "
To which Jesus replied : Thru the eye of a needle ...
Whereby a raggedy unbathed cripple asked : how do I get to heaven ? And Jesus replied ; if you can dance on one leg and sing kumbaya then you might have a chance. ....
The recipient of this text replied to the sender, which incidentally is a cripple : thank god you're going to heaven .
....thoughts?
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12/29/2014 2:14:01 PM |
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tc_spurs
Little Rock, AR
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(this post has been flagged as inappropriate, sorry.)
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12/29/2014 2:58:23 PM |
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i_got_pie
East Lansing, MI
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What?
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12/29/2014 3:51:05 PM |
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frank_underwood
Columbia, SC
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OP's already in Hell
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12/29/2014 3:51:47 PM |
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testsignup
Springfield, VA
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Sounds like another one of those little stories people make up to make them feel self-righteous. It's a lot like public masturbation, really.
Take one controversial misquote of a Biblical phrase, add an imaginary situation where a smart-ass uses it to try to one-up someone, then cut the story off with the assumption that the self-righteous person "won."
very standard, boring, etc.
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12/29/2014 4:05:04 PM |
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up2youandme
Chandler, AZ
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Which part is imaginary?
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12/29/2014 4:06:15 PM |
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b2cold
Bark River, MI
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This is stupid
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12/29/2014 7:16:08 PM |
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dmolark
Chicago, IL
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don't you have another profile pic?
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12/29/2014 8:53:08 PM |
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up2youandme
Chandler, AZ
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Too complicated? yeah I figure that ..
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12/29/2014 8:55:52 PM |
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kraven_morehed
Greenwood, LA
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A rich man ask Jesus " how does a rich man enter heaven "
To which Jesus replied : Thru the eye of a needle ...
Whereby a raggedy unbathed cripple asked : how do I get to heaven ? And Jesus replied ; if you can dance on one leg and sing kumbaya then you might have a chance. ....
The recipient of this text replied to the sender, which incidentally is a cripple : thank god you're going to heaven .
....thoughts?
i never would have guessed that Kumbaya was that old.
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12/29/2014 8:57:37 PM |
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mistawordz
Elizabeth, NJ
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I think this was supposed to be a joke right?
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12/29/2014 9:11:15 PM |
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jason_in_tx
Bryan, TX
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Jeebus is a fickle wh*re.
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12/29/2014 9:12:17 PM |
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up2youandme
Chandler, AZ
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I think this was supposed to be a joke right?
Drum roll for the dude for getting that close ....it's sarcasm more than a joke tho ..it's 2 parts
First is our firm belief on that saying ....
Second part is in fact humanities version of helping someone in and acting like they are the son of God when they help you...
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12/29/2014 9:12:43 PM |
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jason_in_tx
Bryan, TX
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Drum roll for the dude for getting that close ....it's sarcasm more than a joke tho ..it's 2 parts
First is our firm belief on that saying ....
Second part is in fact humanities version of helping someone in and acting like they are the son of God when they help you...
I enjoyed the joke.
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12/30/2014 11:42:10 AM |
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mizzangeleyezo4
Rialto, CA
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I just wasted 2mins of my life reading this
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12/30/2014 12:11:00 PM |
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truckerdaddy915
El Paso, TX
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A gimp, a cripple and a retard walked into a bar...
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12/30/2014 12:26:53 PM |
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yetskimama
Walterboro, SC
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12/30/2014 12:30:06 PM |
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sweetsinglelife
Waterford, CT
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I just wasted 2mins of my life reading this
Take up speed reading.
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12/30/2014 1:12:51 PM |
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5044life
Dallas, TX
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First thing stupid the eye of the needle is place in Jerusalem that camels can't get through because of how low it is. Second there's no cripple person who Jesus (Yeshua) told that to if so where is it in the bible.
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12/30/2014 1:20:35 PM |
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keyboardkat
Oklahoma City, OK
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A gimp, a cripple and a retard walked into a bar...
And the gimp ended up with stitches.
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12/30/2014 6:18:44 PM |
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up2youandme
Chandler, AZ
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First thing stupid the eye of the needle is place in Jerusalem that camels can't get through because of how low it is. Second there's no cripple person who Jesus (Yeshua) told that to if so where is it in the bible.
Lol the first paragraph is in your bible ...ask your preacher...this is not bible study .....
The second paragraph is sarcasm to the max ...if you think otherwise then you have a problem and I can't help you there....
If you don't find the correlation between the 2 paragraphs or if hurts to figure it out ...please consult your therapist or whoever you need to....
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12/30/2014 8:22:53 PM |
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driver406
Saint Paul, MN
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I believe the requirements are more stringent than that.
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12/30/2014 8:32:43 PM |
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funtimebri88
Mantua, OH
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I just wasted 2mins of my life reading this
U waist two hrs or more quoting n arguing with Sarah everyday
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12/30/2014 9:12:23 PM |
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mistawordz
Elizabeth, NJ
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U waist two hrs or more quoting n arguing with Sarah everyday
I hear ya on that.
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12/30/2014 9:15:03 PM |
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funtimebri88
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Had to do it
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