kraven_morehed

About Me

The owner of this profile is not a CONVICTED murderer/politician/rapist,and is not currently wanted by nobody for nuthin!

He does not suffer from AIDS,HIV,PMS,or any other communicable diseases with initials for names.

He is not a hobo,nor is this a solicitation for money,and he definitely does not want to sign you up for anything,or need your email address.

Point of fact:
This profile has absolutely no purpose whatsoever,except to waste,and otherwise occupy thirty seconds of another overly curious person's time.

Pretty effective,isn't it?

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i'm not looking to date anybody off of here,but i have noticed a few things and thought this might help a few people out....

DATING SITE-TO-ENGLISH TRANSLATIONS -

i dont like talking about myself / if you want to know something,ask me = even i cant think of a single interesting thing to say about myself!

prefer not to say / undisclosed body type = i'm insecure!

no photo = i'm married,and trying to sneak around without getting caught! / i'm VERY insecure!

i want to start out as friends = i am going to keep looking for something better,so dont get too attached!

self employed = unemployed!

i dont take no sh!t / i tell it like it is = i dont have any social skills

my kids are my world = i wont make any time to spend with you / i am extremely boring to be around!

i dont do drama = i will only be there for the good times / you are not important enough to me to be inconvenienced by anything

why cant i find a real man? = decent men avoid me like the plague!