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1/18/2015 6:57:51 PM	What The Fk! \| Page 2**
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prettydurngood Buckhead, GA 65, joined Aug. 2014	Yes sir
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waki_1 Suwanee, GA 51, joined Sep. 2014	dang Harold.. Sounds like you are a lucky man.. New Car shopping can be exciting!!!
1/18/2015 9:37:17 PM	What The Fk! \| Page 2**
extreme_z Lawrenceville, GA 52, joined Nov. 2012	Quote from waki_1: eader]Quote from avgjoe0266: I keep thinking of buying a porsche or vette since they really are cheap nowadays....but I still hunt and fish alot and I can't see having two vehicles and my work truck... The truck I traded in was 5 yrs old and only had 42k miles on it[/quote you and Marvin compensating for...with the automobiles?? I'm not compensating for anything. I'm getting old. I want to enjoy my toys before I die because I work hard for it.
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imlookin4sum1 El Cajon, CA 54, joined Mar. 2012	Quote from angelagir: Hope you're okay Harold! Don't be Doing that to a Ford Chevy Smash upNot a Ford
1/19/2015 10:41:26 PM	What The Fk! \| Page 2**
enjoying_life80 Muncie, IN 51, joined Oct. 2011	Quote from springerstyle: If the pawn shops were open today, I'd be hunting for your engagement ring. Pawn shops are open tomorrow! Don't come out without 5 carrots!
1/20/2015 2:30:54 AM	What The Fk! \| Page 2**
pleazu2010 Hartwell, GA 54, joined Jan. 2011	Quote from enjoying_life80: Pawn shops are open tomorrow! Don't come out without 5 carrots! I bet u like the big fat carrots..
1/20/2015 11:32:07 AM	What The Fk! \| Page 2**
icecreamsammich Tucker, GA 67, joined May. 2014	When I got to Ga is was shocked at the gas prices... Like holy shit batman, bought some remote control space heaters. Car payment sized gas bills are just so wrong...
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touche61 Duluth, GA 56, joined May. 2012	^^ that was a shocking surprise for me too
1/20/2015 2:27:24 PM	What The Fk! \| Page 2**
slightlyimperfe Buford, GA 40, joined Jul. 2014	Has anyone seen my monkeys???? Those naughty monkeys are on the loose and no doubt causing trouble.
1/20/2015 2:28:56 PM	What The Fk! \| Page 2**
angelagir Bethlehem, GA 48, joined Jul. 2008	Quote from slightlyimperfe: Has anyone seen my monkeys???? Those naughty monkeys are on the loose and no doubt causing trouble. I just caught springer spanking his err a monkey. I say it's his fault
1/20/2015 2:34:37 PM	What The Fk! \| Page 2**
springerstyle Dawsonville, GA 48, joined Oct. 2013	Quote from angelagir: I just caught springer spanking his err a monkey. I say it's his fault Bad monkeys must be punished. Over... And over.... And over... And...
1/21/2015 9:52:32 AM	What The Fk! \| Page 2**
waki_1 Suwanee, GA 51, joined Sep. 2014	is wrong with men our age...They all are just Petered out and have less interest in getting it on....I'm forced to cougar myself out...and would I want to hang with some dude that acts like my kids!!
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pleazu2010 Hartwell, GA 54, joined Jan. 2011	Is that a challenge ..?..
1/21/2015 10:18:03 AM	What The Fk! \| Page 2**
enjoying_life80 Muncie, IN 51, joined Oct. 2011	Quote from waki_1: is wrong with men our age...They all are just Petered out and have less interest in getting it on....I'm forced to cougar myself out...and would I want to hang with some dude that acts like my kids!! I was so hoping when I got older that men had their shit together. I'm finding men in their late 40's and definitely men in their 50's very disappointing. I'm finding that they have more experiences for playing games. I'm also finding that most think that this is the time to screw anything that says yes. I'm through with being a cougar too. At least the sex is good. Older men crack me up! They think they are God or something. Games!!! I hate games!
1/21/2015 10:24:56 AM	What The Fk! \| Page 2**
pleazu2010 Hartwell, GA 54, joined Jan. 2011	I hope you don't hate sex games ..
1/21/2015 10:26:33 AM	What The Fk! \| Page 2**
enjoying_life80 Muncie, IN 51, joined Oct. 2011	^^^Sex games are good. Mind games are bad
1/21/2015 10:30:57 AM	What The Fk! \| Page 2**
pleazu2010 Hartwell, GA 54, joined Jan. 2011	If your busy with sex games no time or room for mind games ..
1/21/2015 10:31:30 AM	What The Fk! \| Page 2**
waki_1 Suwanee, GA 51, joined Sep. 2014	arr sex games?? examples.....
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enjoying_life80 Muncie, IN 51, joined Oct. 2011	Tell that to the 1 or 2 guys I go out with a year that.
1/21/2015 10:33:36 AM	What The Fk! \| Page 2**
enjoying_life80 Muncie, IN 51, joined Oct. 2011	Quote from waki_1: arr sex games?? examples..... My last sex game involved someone putting something in my drink. Too bad or maybe good that I have no memory of it.
1/21/2015 10:36:08 AM	What The Fk! \| Page 2**
waki_1 Suwanee, GA 51, joined Sep. 2014	Quote from enjoying_life80: My last sex game involved someone putting something in my drink. Too bad or maybe good that I have no memory of it. is wrong with some people. I'd like a happier better example of a sex game you play....
1/21/2015 10:39:08 AM	What The Fk! \| Page 2**
enjoying_life80 Muncie, IN 51, joined Oct. 2011	^^^^I guess you need to talk to Ricky. I was going to say Dave, but you know he's.
1/21/2015 10:39:58 AM	What The Fk! \| Page 2**
pleazu2010 Hartwell, GA 54, joined Jan. 2011	Roll play, don't you still have the Wonder woman out fit ..
1/21/2015 10:41:03 AM	What The Fk! \| Page 2**
enjoying_life80 Muncie, IN 51, joined Oct. 2011	Oh that has to be Wanda. I could see her rocking that outfit.
1/21/2015 10:43:46 AM	What The Fk! \| Page 2**
pleazu2010 Hartwell, GA 54, joined Jan. 2011	Quote from enjoying_life80: My last sex game involved someone putting something in my drink. Too bad or maybe good that I have no memory of it. That's a crime ..and deserves Jail time at least with Bubba.
1/21/2015 10:44:57 AM	What The Fk! \| Page 2**
angelagir Bethlehem, GA 48, joined Jul. 2008	Did someone say sex games?
1/21/2015 10:45:46 AM	What The Fk! \| Page 2**
waki_1 Suwanee, GA 51, joined Sep. 2014	Quote from pleazu2010: Roll play, don't you still have the Wonder woman out fit .. why yes...yes I do!!!
1/21/2015 10:46:39 AM	What The Fk! \| Page 2**
waki_1 Suwanee, GA 51, joined Sep. 2014	Quote from angelagir: Did someone say sex games? yes...tell us one!!!
1/21/2015 10:47:55 AM	What The Fk! \| Page 2**
pleazu2010 Hartwell, GA 54, joined Jan. 2011	Quote from enjoying_life80: Oh that has to be Wanda. I could see her rocking that outfit. Yep .. Kim a role reversal ..naughty school girl, hmm who could be the teacher.
1/21/2015 10:48:31 AM	What The Fk! \| Page 2**
angelagir Bethlehem, GA 48, joined Jul. 2008	Tie him up naked and tease him til he's about to explode. Then take his wallet and go shopping.
1/21/2015 10:50:36 AM	What The Fk! \| Page 2**
pleazu2010 Hartwell, GA 54, joined Jan. 2011	Quote from angelagir: Tie him up naked and tease him til he's about to explode. Then take his wallet and go shopping. Damn another crime this is a rough crowd ..
1/21/2015 10:51:42 AM	What The Fk! \| Page 2**
waki_1 Suwanee, GA 51, joined Sep. 2014	i got one.... Hancuff him to the bed...and tell him your putting lube on his junk but put icey/hot all over his junk and balls...turn on ceiling fan as you are leaving....
1/21/2015 10:53:47 AM	What The Fk! \| Page 2**
pleazu2010 Hartwell, GA 54, joined Jan. 2011	Quote from waki_1: i got one.... Hancuff him to the bed...and tell him your putting lube on his junk but put icey/hot all over his junk and balls...turn on ceiling fan as you are leaving.... At least you could of masterbated yourself and made him watch .. Wait that could be in the why your single thread ..Wanda.. [Edited 1/21/2015 10:54:49 AM ]
1/21/2015 10:53:54 AM	What The Fk! \| Page 2**
angelagir Bethlehem, GA 48, joined Jul. 2008	Quote from waki_1: i got one.... Hancuff him to the bed...and tell him your putting lube on his junk but put icey/hot all over his junk and balls...turn on ceiling fan as you are leaving.... Blindfold him as well. That'll really mess him up. He'll be wanting to look at his little friend and make sure it hasn't fallen off.
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pleazu2010 Hartwell, GA 54, joined Jan. 2011	Now I know why you womenz are single ..
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waki_1 Suwanee, GA 51, joined Sep. 2014	yep...ill remember the blindfold next time...
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waki_1 Suwanee, GA 51, joined Sep. 2014	Quote from pleazu2010: Now I know why you womenz are single .. what???? you dont like our sex games??? [Edited 1/21/2015 10:58:16 AM ]
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pleazu2010 Hartwell, GA 54, joined Jan. 2011	Hell no Would you like me pulling you're pubes with pliers ..
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angelagir Bethlehem, GA 48, joined Jul. 2008	I pulled my dream catcher with pliers
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pleazu2010 Hartwell, GA 54, joined Jan. 2011	Is that what you call your diaphragm ..
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icecreamsammich Tucker, GA 67, joined May. 2014	Quote from waki_1: i got one.... Hancuff him to the bed...and tell him your putting lube on his junk but put icey/hot all over his junk and balls...turn on ceiling fan as you are leaving.... You have a mean streak! Yikes!
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angelagir Bethlehem, GA 48, joined Jul. 2008	Quote from icecreamsammich: You have a mean streak! Yikes! Wanda is pure evil I tell ya!
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enjoying_life80 Muncie, IN 51, joined Oct. 2011	Don't forget to pull the pubes out one by one. You know how the guys yell but always comes back for more.
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angelagir Bethlehem, GA 48, joined Jul. 2008	Tie him down and get the hot wax out. A brazilian should be enough to make him cry!
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enjoying_life80 Muncie, IN 51, joined Oct. 2011	I love putting the nipple clamps on. My Twinkie is tingling thinking about it.
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waki_1 Suwanee, GA 51, joined Sep. 2014	Do you guys know how bad a ball bleeds if you accideñtly nick him while shaving? My guy always guarded his like security at Ft Knox.. Never got the chance to say..."I was being careful but here let me nurse it back to health".
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albyak Ninilchik, AK 68, joined Apr. 2011	Last time I had just finished shaving mine and the blood had not dried when someone on here said shaved had gone out of style And no one offered to come nurse me
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enjoying_life80 Muncie, IN 51, joined Oct. 2011	Quote from albyak: Last time I had just finished shaving mine and the blood had not dried when someone on here said shaved had gone out of style And no one offered to come nurse me Wax it next time. We tried to tell you.
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angelagir Bethlehem, GA 48, joined Jul. 2008	Quote from enjoying_life80: Wax it next time. We tried to tell you. Ooh ooh he could be our next waxing victim!
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albyak Ninilchik, AK 68, joined Apr. 2011	Quote from enjoying_life80: Wax it next time. We tried to tell you. I do really have the wax in my AK cabin, but the lady who had waxed for me left me I dam sure was not doing it for just me
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waki_1 Suwanee, GA 51, joined Sep. 2014	I got the ole F**k U text today from a dude I apparently pissed off... whatever... [Edited 1/22/2015 4:48:30 PM ]
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pleazu2010 Hartwell, GA 54, joined Jan. 2011	Probably someone didn't like you're sex games ..
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waki_1 Suwanee, GA 51, joined Sep. 2014	Quote from pleazu2010: Probably someone didn't like you're sex games .. didn't get that far..we met once..movies next andthen his text were straight to sex...i didnt call him..he left some tulips at my work..so i texted him..he wanted to met and i was kinda wishy washy,..he got pissed.and hes now sending the same 3 text over and over and over..kinda freaking me out a little..his last text was he accepted my apology (which i had sent about 20 text back saying not sure what i did but sorry).. [Edited 1/22/2015 7:26:20 PM ]
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green_eyes_14 Bloomingdale, GA 47, joined Aug. 2013	My nose itches. So I haven't a clue why but 95% of the time when I eat the very tip of my nose itches. It drives me nuts and I don't know what is causing it to happen. Started about 2 years ago that I can remember. I try to watch what I eat to see if I can pin point the issue but still nothing. Annoying
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waki_1 Suwanee, GA 51, joined Sep. 2014	About a dozen peoples cars were broken into at the gym today around lunch time.. The police said its a large gang that are hitting all the gym parking lots... They know people are leaving laptops and work items in cars during their workout.. Crazy stuff....
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albyak Ninilchik, AK 68, joined Apr. 2011	Harbor freight has a driveway alarm, you can put one part in you car and the other in your purse with the 45 automatic I use one almost everywhere I go...and I leave an extra gun hidden in the car so I have reason to believe they are armed The buck stops here [Edited 1/23/2015 5:51:30 PM ]
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pleazu2010 Hartwell, GA 54, joined Jan. 2011	^^^ That's almost as good as a booby trap ..but more legal..
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albyak Ninilchik, AK 68, joined Apr. 2011	Better...I get to participate!! Only problem they probably will not let me mount them over my mantle
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flyfish77 Conyers, GA 52, joined Jul. 2014	static electricity, maybe,,got any kind of material on handle of fork or soon,?maybe your electric guitar,is callin your name,,welcome to blues ville hunny.haha//

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