9/1/2015 1:10:36 PM |
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dingobarramacus
Boston, MA
88, joined Nov. 2013
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What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
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10/14/2015 9:09:06 PM |
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scarredandtatto
Oral, SD
50, joined Aug. 2013
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What did God say when he say Eve swimming for the first time?
Awe f**k!!! Now I'll never get the smell off from the fish.
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10/15/2015 1:43:36 AM |
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dingobarramacus
Boston, MA
88, joined Nov. 2013
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4 out of 5 people enjoy gang rape
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10/15/2015 2:08:53 PM |
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ladybugruth58
Patton, PA
57, joined Feb. 2014
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oh my that wasn't nice.. rape isn't a topic for humor.. just how I think..
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10/15/2015 4:18:43 PM |
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dingobarramacus
Boston, MA
88, joined Nov. 2013
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I know.
It's the depths of tastelessness.
I figured that it was barely appropriate for even this forum.
Sorry for being so offensive.
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10/15/2015 5:16:42 PM |
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scarredandtatto
Oral, SD
50, joined Aug. 2013
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It was tasteless, funny though.
I approved.
2 dogs are chasing another. One turns to the other and says, "ain't this a b*tch "?
The other one says, "it sure as f**k better be"!
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10/15/2015 6:16:08 PM |
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dingobarramacus
Boston, MA
88, joined Nov. 2013
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This one's for Ruth...
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
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10/15/2015 6:54:05 PM |
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steamyviolet
Beaverville, IL
45, joined Jun. 2009
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Aww shit that was wrong but I still laughed.
Not the joke above me either
[Edited 10/15/2015 6:54:40 PM ]
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10/15/2015 8:05:57 PM |
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hogaseman
Benátky nad Jizerou
Czech Republic
64, joined Jun. 2014
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What do you get when you cross a
vibrator with a rhinoceros?
An armored dildo
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10/15/2015 8:07:39 PM |
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steamyviolet
Beaverville, IL
45, joined Jun. 2009
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10/15/2015 9:24:05 PM |
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ladybugruth58
Patton, PA
57, joined Feb. 2014
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ha ha, tee hee..
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10/16/2015 8:22:41 AM |
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cherilani43
New Port Richey, FL
44, joined Feb. 2013
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Yeah..this thread us back.
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10/17/2015 6:11:32 AM |
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tardsmasher2
Douglasville, GA
53, joined Jun. 2010
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my nanner is ribbed for her leasure
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10/19/2015 10:30:02 PM |
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hogaseman
Benátky nad Jizerou
Czech Republic
64, joined Jun. 2014
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an old logger was walking through the woods one day. he finds a frog. he picks it up and a frog says to him I was once a beautiful princess a wicked witch turned me into this frog.if you kiss me I want grant every sexual favor you ever wanted in your life.the old man looks around, puts a frog in his pocket and continues walking. After half an hour he hears a voice from his pocket, well aren't you going to kiss me. the old man says, at this point in my life I'd rather have a talking frog.
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10/19/2015 10:37:38 PM |
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driver406
Saint Paul, MN
63, joined Oct. 2009
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No, I ate the last one last week.
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10/24/2015 9:05:29 PM |
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ctr916v2
Roseville, CA
52, joined Nov. 2014
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no dear, i am just really glad to see you.
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10/24/2015 9:08:06 PM |
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oldman5658
Abbehausen
Germany
59, joined Sep. 2014
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Why yes it is dear! Suppose you get over here and peel it , huh?
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