Is that a banana in your pocket?

2/7/2015 3:28:55 AM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
mccirrus Indianapolis, IN 37, joined Nov. 2010	Quote from imlookin4sum1: That's not a Banana in your Pocket You're Just Happy to see Me You got me all figured out goddammit! Meet singles at DateHookup.dating, we're 100% free! Join now!
2/7/2015 3:50:14 AM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
latinnyc_again New York, NY 40, joined Aug. 2014	Ur guys r crazy. lol
2/7/2015 11:20:44 AM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
scarredandtatto Oral, SD 50, joined Aug. 2013	A clown and a little boy are walking, hand in hand, toward the woods at dusk. The little boy says to the clown, "I'm scarred". The clown looks down at the boy and says,"HUH! You think that you're scarred? I have to walk out of here alone"!
2/7/2015 12:10:18 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
jumpandpumpmeha Lancaster, CA 52, joined Dec. 2012	I'll pull my out of my pocket....
2/7/2015 1:01:57 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
scarredandtatto Oral, SD 50, joined Aug. 2013	NO PANTS! Will you twirl it around like Charlie Chaplin did his cane?
2/7/2015 3:20:04 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
mccirrus Indianapolis, IN 37, joined Nov. 2010	No pants! Tell us some of your jokes my man!
2/7/2015 3:48:06 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
hogaseman Benátky nad Jizerou Czech Republic 64, joined Jun. 2014	Whit was 8 before she was 9.
2/7/2015 4:43:17 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
cherilani43 New Port Richey, FL 44, joined Feb. 2013	Quote from hogaseman: Cheri how far are you from st pete? 45 minutes.
2/7/2015 4:52:22 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
bhawks001 Oak Lawn, IL 42, joined May. 2013	Nobaxy cares what you saY Cheri you cea,y bitxh
2/7/2015 4:57:24 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
cherilani43 New Port Richey, FL 44, joined Feb. 2013	I care pompous.Hey,you have terrific spelling mofo.
2/7/2015 5:01:01 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
aussie4fun Louisville, KY 25, joined May. 2011	Here is my banana Cheri. I mean hi
2/7/2015 5:03:34 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
cherilani43 New Port Richey, FL 44, joined Feb. 2013	Mick..lol,your nana is dangerous.
2/7/2015 5:05:04 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
aussie4fun Louisville, KY 25, joined May. 2011	Dangerous? Awwww
2/7/2015 6:56:22 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
scarredandtatto Oral, SD 50, joined Aug. 2013	A young bull and an old bull are standing on top of a hill looking down on their herd. The young bull looks over at the old bull and says, "What do you say, Pops, lets run down there a fk us a few cows"! The old bull gins and says, "No, boy, we're going to walk down and fk them all".
2/7/2015 7:15:14 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
steamyviolet Beaverville, IL 45, joined Jun. 2009	I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger and then it hit me.
2/7/2015 7:19:32 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
scarredandtatto Oral, SD 50, joined Aug. 2013	lmfao that LOLed me!!
2/7/2015 7:19:57 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
steamyviolet Beaverville, IL 45, joined Jun. 2009
2/7/2015 7:20:39 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
steamyviolet Beaverville, IL 45, joined Jun. 2009	The early bird gets the worm. But the second mouse always gets the cheese.
2/7/2015 7:22:01 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
booya32 Saint Paul, MN 40, joined Jun. 2013	She said cheese
2/7/2015 7:23:47 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
steamyviolet Beaverville, IL 45, joined Jun. 2009	Cheese cheese cheese cheese cheeese Reply To Topic Guidelines: - Stay on topic. If your post is not related to this discussion create a new thread. - Don't post crude messages, or insult or harass others. Be civil. - Don't post personal contact information.
2/7/2015 7:26:31 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
scarredandtatto Oral, SD 50, joined Aug. 2013	hehe she said WORM too.
2/7/2015 7:29:25 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
steamyviolet Beaverville, IL 45, joined Jun. 2009	So what would Frued have to say about the worm and the cheese? I got smegma on the brain? Reply To Topic Guidelines: - Stay on topic. If your post is not related to this discussion create a new thread. - Don't post crude messages, or insult or harass others. Be civil. - Don't post personal contact information.
2/7/2015 7:48:05 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
scarredandtatto Oral, SD 50, joined Aug. 2013	On the brain, on the boobies, on the face... you get the idea.
2/7/2015 8:26:19 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
javajunkiejr Auburndale, FL 41, joined Jan. 2013
2/7/2015 8:50:55 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
steamyviolet Beaverville, IL 45, joined Jun. 2009
2/7/2015 8:51:22 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
scarredandtatto Oral, SD 50, joined Aug. 2013
2/7/2015 8:54:23 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
l380 Alabaster, AL 43, joined Sep. 2014
2/7/2015 8:55:38 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
scarredandtatto Oral, SD 50, joined Aug. 2013	What did the blind man said as he walked past the fish market? "Good afternoon, ladies"!
2/7/2015 8:57:27 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
steamyviolet Beaverville, IL 45, joined Jun. 2009	What do the chinese call 69?
2/7/2015 9:00:50 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
scarredandtatto Oral, SD 50, joined Aug. 2013	TWO CAN CHEW What do the call nylons no nookie socky
2/7/2015 9:03:18 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
steamyviolet Beaverville, IL 45, joined Jun. 2009	Clingonlahoohoo Until you rip out the crotch [Edited 2/7/2015 9:04:15 PM ]
2/7/2015 9:06:42 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
scarredandtatto Oral, SD 50, joined Aug. 2013	What do Germans call virgins? Gooten tight [Edited 2/7/2015 9:07:49 PM ]
2/7/2015 9:14:42 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
scarredandtatto Oral, SD 50, joined Aug. 2013	Ole boy is nervous about his upcoming wedding night, so he convinces his dad to hid in the next room, in case he has problems. He heads in to the bathroom to prepare himself for the evening and a bout of nerves strikes the bride with diarrhea. With no other options, she poops in a shoe box and slides it out of the way just as he comes out of the bathroom giving her, her time to prepare. As he walks to the bed, he steps right in the middle of the box. He lets out a grunt and exclaims, "THERE'S SHIT IN THIS BOX"! From the next room comes his dads voice, "Roll her over son, roll her over"!
2/7/2015 9:20:11 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
truckerdaddy915 El Paso, TX 40, joined Feb. 2014	A good wife does 70 chores around the house. Housekeeping and 69.
2/7/2015 9:34:22 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
scarredandtatto Oral, SD 50, joined Aug. 2013	A country boy comes up on a purdy city lady in a fancy car, broke down along side of the road. After rolling around under her car in the mud and muck for an hour, he gets her car running. She is so happy, and a bit turned on by watching a strapping young buck all afternoon that she motions him to the back seat of her car, where she raises her skirt to expose a perfectly quaffed p*ssy. Upon seeing it, he jumps back, throws his hands up and stammers, "OH, sorry ma'am, I don't know nothing about fixing on them things".
2/7/2015 10:51:04 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
ohioguy8 North Bloomfield, OH 28, joined Dec. 2014	Man calls 911. Hurry my son swallowed a condom ! 5 min later he calls back . No worries I found another 1 !
2/7/2015 11:00:16 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
ohioguy8 North Bloomfield, OH 28, joined Dec. 2014	What does Disney land and viagra have in common? You wait an hour for a 2 minute ride
2/8/2015 2:13:37 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
javajunkiejr Auburndale, FL 41, joined Jan. 2013
2/8/2015 2:29:12 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
mva_0615 Avon Lake, OH 47, joined Aug. 2013	Quote from ohioguy8: What does Disney land and viagra have in common? You wait an hour for a 2 minute ride New profile?
2/8/2015 3:37:20 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
pedie635 Huntersville, NC 24, joined Aug. 2014	No viagara here
2/8/2015 4:10:11 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
mccirrus Indianapolis, IN 37, joined Nov. 2010	Quote from scarredandtatto: A country boy comes up on a purdy city lady in a fancy car, broke down along side of the road. After rolling around under her car in the mud and muck for an hour, he gets her car running. She is so happy, and a bit turned on by watching a strapping young buck all afternoon that she motions him to the back seat of her car, where she raises her skirt to expose a perfectly quaffed p*ssy. Upon seeing it, he jumps back, throws his hands up and stammers, "OH, sorry ma'am, I don't know nothing about fixing on them things". Hahaha!
2/8/2015 4:52:00 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
cherilani43 New Port Richey, FL 44, joined Feb. 2013	Mcmuffin tell me a joke please.
2/8/2015 4:52:33 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
mccirrus Indianapolis, IN 37, joined Nov. 2010	Okay, here we go! A country boy comes up on a purdy city lady in a fancy car, broke down along side of the road. After rolling around under her car in the mud and muck for an hour, he gets her car running. She is so happy, and a bit turned on by watching a strapping young buck all afternoon that she motions him to the back seat of her car, where she raises her skirt to expose a perfectly quaffed p*ssy. Upon seeing it, he jumps back, throws his hands up and stammers, "OH, sorry ma'am, I don't know nothing about fixing on them things".
2/8/2015 5:00:00 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
cherilani43 New Port Richey, FL 44, joined Feb. 2013	I guess I'll read the ones you texted me a few days ago.
2/8/2015 5:01:46 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
mccirrus Indianapolis, IN 37, joined Nov. 2010	“Doc, I think my son has VD,” a patient told his urologist on the phone, “The only woman he’s screwed is our maid.” “Okay, don’t be hard on him. He’s just a kid,” the medic soothed, “Get him in here right away and I’ll take care of him.” “But I’ve been screwing the maid too, and I’ve got the same symptoms he has.” “Then you come in with him and I’ll fix you both up,” replied the doctor. “Well,” the man admitted, “I think my wife has it too.” “Oh crap!” the physician roared, “That means we’ve all got it!”
2/8/2015 5:06:30 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
cherilani43 New Port Richey, FL 44, joined Feb. 2013	That was funny.
2/8/2015 5:07:09 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
mccirrus Indianapolis, IN 37, joined Nov. 2010	My posts are always funny ffs!
2/8/2015 6:43:08 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
cherilani43 New Port Richey, FL 44, joined Feb. 2013	Yeah,you think you're funny.
2/8/2015 6:50:20 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
scarredandtatto Oral, SD 50, joined Aug. 2013	HE IS FUNNYCHERI! ffs
2/8/2015 6:52:16 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
cherilani43 New Port Richey, FL 44, joined Feb. 2013	Stop yelling scar,your going to bust a nut with all that blood pressure.
2/8/2015 6:53:20 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
scarredandtatto Oral, SD 50, joined Aug. 2013	I could only wish.
2/8/2015 6:55:23 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
cherilani43 New Port Richey, FL 44, joined Feb. 2013	Sis whit deleted.I'm sad,she texted me.I'm hoping she just takes a break and comes back.
2/8/2015 7:00:50 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
scarredandtatto Oral, SD 50, joined Aug. 2013	SHE DID?! On her own, or did she get deleted? Why?
2/8/2015 7:39:24 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
steamyviolet Beaverville, IL 45, joined Jun. 2009	I didn't see that coming. Whit come back OT What do you call a man with no arm, no legs floating down a river?
2/8/2015 7:42:52 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
scarredandtatto Oral, SD 50, joined Aug. 2013	I would call him Bob What do you call him when he lay in a hole? Phil Hangs on the wall? Art In a pile of leaves? Russel What do you call a dog with no legs? I doesn't matter, f**ker won't come anyway. Old boy stops at his friends house, but the friends smoking hot wife informs him that he isn't home. Having no morals he propositions the friends wife. The wife, being low in morals too, remembered that $200 pair of shoes that she just saw in the mall and offered him an opportunity. Ole boy was beside himself, because he didn't have the money, but he could get it in about half an hour, to which she agreed and the whole thing went off without a hitch. The husband walks in chuckling, and asks if his friend was here today. She about shit, but said that he was. "AH, good", says the husband, "crazy bastard, he called me earlier today to borrow $200 for some hair brained idea, then he called me about 10 minutes ago and told me that he dropped it off the repayment with you". [Edited 2/8/2015 7:44:52 PM ]
2/8/2015 7:47:30 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
steamyviolet Beaverville, IL 45, joined Jun. 2009	2 guys no arms no legs hanging around the window? Curt and Rod Guy, no arms no legs sitting in the mailbox? Bill
2/8/2015 9:13:54 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
scarredandtatto Oral, SD 50, joined Aug. 2013	LMFAO@ Curt and Rod!!! holy hell! There's one for Cliff too, what is it?
2/8/2015 9:26:23 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
steamyviolet Beaverville, IL 45, joined Jun. 2009
2/8/2015 10:03:47 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
scarredandtatto Oral, SD 50, joined Aug. 2013	Look what I found. I'll have to read these. Girls coming next. What do you call a guy with no arms or legs... In a swimming pool BOB Gets carried around in the ghetto BLAIR Spins on a wheel CLAY Sits in a bun FRANK Gets passed among friends JAY Gets shit on JONN Gets thrown LANCE Sits by the side of the road MARK Is filled with vacationers VAN Is filled with patients WARD Is read by lawyers WILL In a British restroom? LOU In a bank vault? RICH In a porn flick? D*CK In a sound system? MIKE In a sandwich? REUBEN Being climbed on? JIM Put through a meat grinder? CHUCK Being torched to death? BERNIE In your gas tank? PHIL Under a steamroller? LANE In your drums? TOM Stuffed in a carryall? PACO Starving to death? LES Being cooked by cannibals? STU In a hayloft? BARNEY Being stoned to death? ROCKY In a chicken coop? HENRY On a French farm? HECTOR On your doorstep? MATT Lying on a barbers floor? HARRY Lying in a cash register? BUCK Lying in a mailbox? MEL In a box with his arms and legs? KIT Being run through a sawmill? CHIP Playing Volleyball? SPIKE On the edge of a mountain? CLIFF At sunrise? DON In a brothel? HORACE In the river near the bank? DOC Up a chimney? SMOKEY Who is just average? NORM A gay guy with no legs? NEIL In a pile of leaves? RUSSELL Same guy, 6 months later PETE On the wall ART Also doesn't have a tongue? TASTELESS ART Thrown off a high speed boat SKIP Laying under your car? JACK In a valley? GLENN In your mailbox? BILL Woman who puts him in the fireplace BURNADETTE In a fitness center? JIM Left out in the sun WILT Covered with cement ROCK Over a fence HOMER In a lingerie drawer TEDDY Nailed to your spice rack HERB & BASIL Covered in oil? DEREK Stuck in a wall? BRAD In a coffee cup? JOE On a beach SANDY Throwing up CHUCK Twin boys hanging over the window CURT 'N' ROD Thrown against the wall MARK In a bottle POP Hit by lightning ROD One arm and Parkinson's shaving NICK In the rapids EDDY Just been disintered? DOUG 5 men swimming with a woman? BOB, BOB, BOB, BOB, BOB, and ANN (think Beach Boys.) Hanging from a chain destroying buildings? REX What do you call a guy with no arms or STUMP THE BAND legs who can play 5 Musical instruments?
2/8/2015 10:05:20 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
scarredandtatto Oral, SD 50, joined Aug. 2013	Check the last name of the last joke And I didn't even do it, kismet. What do you call a gal with no arms or legs... With one leg? EILEEN Chinese woman with one leg? IRENE After the operation? NOLEEN On your barbecue? PATTY In a sugar vat? CANDY When she's your sister's kid? DENISE In a sewer? FLO Eaten by a Gila Monster? LIZ Being shot out of a cannon? AMY Being stoned for immorality? CYN Stuck on a wall? PEG In a backpack? CARRIE In a shotgun wedding? MARY Being screwed by a horse? MARE Caught by a trawler? ANNETTE Ensnared in a lawsuit? SUE Trying to figure how she got that way? WANDA Who likes yellowish semi precious stones? AMBER With really big ears? BUNNY With lots of freckles? DOTTY In a pan of boiling water? BLANCHE On the bottom of the ocean? SANDY In the Christmas choir? CAROL At 12am on Jan. 1st? EVE In the summer? JUNE At sunrise? DAWN In a truck? LORI In a china closet? CRYSTAL Hanging from a ceiling? TIFFANY Who's been force fed beans GAIL At the end of a long March APRIL In a fry pan PAM In the flowerbed? ROSE, IRIS, LILY, DAISY, PETUNIA or VIOLET

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