Is that a banana in your pocket?

2/6/2015 5:53:46 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
scarredandtatto Oral, SD 50, joined Aug. 2013	Quote from candy0426: You guys rock.. I only know jokes appropriate for 7 year olds. I know a few of them myself. I'm not a perv all of the time. So, humor us. Quote from iheartidiots: Its a banana... YES it is!!!! [Edited 2/6/2015 5:55:29 PM ] Meet singles at DateHookup.dating, we're 100% free! Join now!
2/6/2015 6:02:50 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
happytobeme17 Vineland, NJ 61, joined Feb. 2014 online now!	Quote from scarredandtatto: A little old lady wanted to join a biker club. She knocked on the door of a local biker club and a big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answered the door. She proclaimed, "I want to join your biker club." The guy was amused and told her that she needed to meet certain biker requirements before she was allowed to join. So the biker asked her, "You have a bike?" The little old lady said, "Yea, that's my Harley over there," and points to a Harley parked in the driveway. The biker asked her, "Do you smoke?" The little old lady said "Yea, I smoke. I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day and a couple of cigars while I'm shooting pool." The biker is impressed and asked, "Well, have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz?" The little old lady said, "No, I've never been picked up by the fuzz, but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times." good one
2/6/2015 6:08:56 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
candy0426 Newtown, PA 47, joined Aug. 2014	You asked for it. my 7 year old told me these... Your mamas so fat, she broke the stairway to Heaven. Your Momma's so dumb she thinks Nickelback is change. hangs head in shame, takes her ball, goes home
2/6/2015 6:47:52 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
steamyviolet Beaverville, IL 45, joined Jun. 2009	Candy One day I was walking behind Simba, and he was walking way slow. I said "Mufasa Mufasa, Simba." Ok I'll just join Candy now.
2/6/2015 7:03:21 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
scarredandtatto Oral, SD 50, joined Aug. 2013	not bad. A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
2/6/2015 7:05:06 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
scarredandtatto Oral, SD 50, joined Aug. 2013	A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
2/6/2015 7:06:11 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
steamyviolet Beaverville, IL 45, joined Jun. 2009	Did you hear about the lesbians from New York City, and the 2 gay guys from San Francisco both moving to Iowa?
2/6/2015 7:17:09 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
scarredandtatto Oral, SD 50, joined Aug. 2013	No, Vi. Tell us about the lesbians from New York City, and the 2 gay guys from San Francisco both moving to Iowa.
2/6/2015 7:18:53 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
steamyviolet Beaverville, IL 45, joined Jun. 2009	Which couple is going to arrive in Iowa first?
2/6/2015 7:19:53 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
scarredandtatto Oral, SD 50, joined Aug. 2013	I have no idea.
2/6/2015 7:20:01 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
zippy75 Manahawkin, NJ 40, joined Mar. 2011	Its a plantain banana lol [Edited 2/6/2015 7:20:49 PM ]
2/6/2015 7:22:08 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
steamyviolet Beaverville, IL 45, joined Jun. 2009	The lesbians will get there first because they go Lickety split and the 2 gay guys are too busy packing their shit.
2/6/2015 7:23:11 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
iheartidiots Grove City, OH 38, joined Feb. 2012
2/6/2015 7:26:27 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
scarredandtatto Oral, SD 50, joined Aug. 2013	ooooooooh noooooo!!!
2/6/2015 7:26:43 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
steamyviolet Beaverville, IL 45, joined Jun. 2009	Did you hear about the 2 blondes fired from the m&m's factory?
2/6/2015 7:28:30 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
scarredandtatto Oral, SD 50, joined Aug. 2013	yupyup, I have.
2/6/2015 7:31:13 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
iheartidiots Grove City, OH 38, joined Feb. 2012	Didn't they eat all the w's?
2/6/2015 7:33:21 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
cherilani43 New Port Richey, FL 44, joined Feb. 2013	Kimmy,scar I finally get to mingle and bounce around with my dh disorder.
2/6/2015 7:33:59 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
iheartidiots Grove City, OH 38, joined Feb. 2012	Cheri
2/6/2015 7:34:06 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
steamyviolet Beaverville, IL 45, joined Jun. 2009	Quote from iheartidiots: Didn't they eat all the w's? Close. They kept wiping off all the W's.
2/6/2015 7:34:49 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
scarredandtatto Oral, SD 50, joined Aug. 2013	Cheir. Bounce at will!! [Edited 2/6/2015 7:35:07 PM ]
2/6/2015 7:36:13 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
iheartidiots Grove City, OH 38, joined Feb. 2012	Quote from steamyviolet: Close. They kept wiping off all the W's. That's it.
2/6/2015 7:38:12 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
cherilani43 New Port Richey, FL 44, joined Feb. 2013	Loves,do you realize..I haven't been blocked by anyone for two days!I'm in shock,so let's see if I can make it to three days.
2/6/2015 7:41:02 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
cherilani43 New Port Richey, FL 44, joined Feb. 2013	Quote from scarredandtatto: Like a kid in a candy store! Scar,my baby is outa control..he sent me jokes after jokes in my phone.
2/6/2015 7:44:29 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
scarredandtatto Oral, SD 50, joined Aug. 2013	He started txting me last night telling me, "Come on my man, you need to start another joke thread"! I said that he should. NOooooooooo you do it, I'll contribute.
2/6/2015 7:55:56 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
l380 Alabaster, AL 43, joined Sep. 2014	How do you know when a chick is too fat to f**k?
2/6/2015 7:56:50 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
bhawks001 Oak Lawn, IL 42, joined May. 2013	Na it's a tic tac
2/6/2015 7:59:35 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
steamyviolet Beaverville, IL 45, joined Jun. 2009	Quote from l380: How do you know when a chick is too fat to f**k? HOw?
2/6/2015 8:00:25 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
cherilani43 New Port Richey, FL 44, joined Feb. 2013	1380...,that was random.
2/6/2015 8:01:04 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
l380 Alabaster, AL 43, joined Sep. 2014	When you pull her pants down and her a** is still in them. How do you start a parade in the ghetto? Roll a 40oz down the street. Vi cheri [Edited 2/6/2015 8:02:23 PM ]
2/6/2015 8:01:06 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
bhawks001 Oak Lawn, IL 42, joined May. 2013	That's a good question
2/6/2015 8:01:49 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
steamyviolet Beaverville, IL 45, joined Jun. 2009	too funny
2/6/2015 8:02:00 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
scarredandtatto Oral, SD 50, joined Aug. 2013	and oooooooooh nooooooo
2/6/2015 8:13:37 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
l380 Alabaster, AL 43, joined Sep. 2014	What did the letter O say to the letter Q? "Dude, your d*ck is hanging out."
2/6/2015 8:17:12 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
scarredandtatto Oral, SD 50, joined Aug. 2013	6 is skeeeeeered! Because 7 8 9.
2/6/2015 8:19:38 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
l380 Alabaster, AL 43, joined Sep. 2014	Hi R
2/6/2015 8:20:34 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
mccirrus Indianapolis, IN 37, joined Nov. 2010	A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He's got spiked, multi-colored hair that's green, purple, and orange. His clothes are a tattered mix of leather rags. His legs are bare and he's wearing worn-out shoes. His entire face and body are riddled with pierced jewelry and his earrings are big, bright feathers. He sits down in the only vacant seat that's directly across from an old man who glares at him for the next ten miles. Finally, the punk gets self-conscious and barks at the old man, "What are you looking at you old fart... didn't you ever do anything wild when you were young?" Without missing a beat, the old man replies, "Yeah, back when I was young and in the Navy, I got really drunk one night in Singapore and screwed a parrot.... I thought maybe you were my son.''
2/6/2015 8:21:55 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
scarredandtatto Oral, SD 50, joined Aug. 2013	L Know what 0 said to 8? Nice belt.
2/6/2015 8:39:07 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
surewhynotmam Fergus Falls, MN 32, joined Oct. 2014	Little Johnny goes ice fishing with his grandpa. After about a half an hour on the ice, grandpa pulls a beer out of the cooler and starts drinking. Johnny looks over and says, "grandpa can I have a beer?" Grandpa replies, "I don't know Johnny, can your pecker touch your ahole?" "Well no grandpa, it can't." "Then you're still too young", grandpa states. "Alright grandpa",Johnny says sheepishly. About another hour passes and grandpa lights up a cigar. With a big grin on his face, Johnny asks, "Could I try one of those grandpa?" "I don't know Johnny, can your pecker touch your ahole?" "No grandpa it can't!, replies Johnny a bit agitated. "Then you're still too young son." Disapointed, Johnny goes back to watching his bobbed, which hasn't seen any action. Another half an hour passes and grandpa pulls out a play boy. With boyhood wonderment in his eyes, Johnny asks, Could I at least have a peak at that?" "Well Johnny, can your pecker touch your ahole?" "Damnit grandpa, I already told you how many times it can't." "Sorry my boy, you're just too young." Frustrated, Johnny puts his head down and continues watching his bobber. After a few minutes, Johnny opens his lunch box and proceeds to eat half a sandwich. Grandpa looks over to Johnny and says, "I'm kind of getting hungry after all these beers, mind if I have your other half of that sandwich?" Johnny retorts, "I don't know grandpa, can YOUR pecker touch your ahole?" With a smile, grandpa replies, "Well yes Johnny, it sure can. "Good, go f**k yourself Grandma made this sandwich for me!!
2/6/2015 8:45:18 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
mccirrus Indianapolis, IN 37, joined Nov. 2010	A man is riding aimlessly through the desert on a donkey. He is not hungry or thirsty, because he has a bottomless bowl of fruit. He wanders for about a week and eventually gets pretty horny. He gets to the point where he can't stand it anymore. So he decides to try and have sex with the donkey. He drops his pants and positions himself under the donkey. But, to his dismay, the donkey walks away. Only slightly discouraged, the man decides to try again. He walks to where the donkey is standing, positions himself under the donkey, and right before he goes for it, the donkey walks away again. Now the man is getting frustrated. As he prepares for his third and final try, he sees a vision. A beautiful, naked woman appears out of nowhere. She approaches the stunned man, who until recently, believed that he was the only person for hundreds of miles. She smiles at him and says, "I would do anything for that bowl of fruit you have." "Anything?" he says, getting fairly excited. "Yes, anything." she replies. So he says, "Will you hold the donkey?"
2/6/2015 8:45:40 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
cherilani43 New Port Richey, FL 44, joined Feb. 2013	I love every joke here.Including my ex Mcmuffin.Cause I'm pissed he shared our Vegas story.
2/6/2015 8:57:53 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
mccirrus Indianapolis, IN 37, joined Nov. 2010	A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed. "If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes?" he asked. "Yes!" said his adventurous girlfriend. And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off all her clothes. Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel. "Go and get help!" he cried. "But I can't. I'm naked and my clothes are gone!" "Take my shoe", he said, "and cover yourself." Holding the shoe over her pubes, the girl ran down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, "Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!" The proprietor looked at the shoe and said, "There's nothing I can do...he's in too far."
2/6/2015 9:02:13 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
bhawks001 Oak Lawn, IL 42, joined May. 2013	Forget all that 11 and 12 kill it
2/6/2015 9:11:52 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
scarredandtatto Oral, SD 50, joined Aug. 2013	I'd forgotten that last one
2/6/2015 9:16:54 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
bhawks001 Oak Lawn, IL 42, joined May. 2013	what's the next one?
2/6/2015 9:23:52 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
scarredandtatto Oral, SD 50, joined Aug. 2013	A cowboy named Hawk comes ah ridin in to town and parks his horse in front of the saloon. He hops off, walks to the back, lifts the horse's tail, pokes in his finger and spreads what he pulls out on his lips. The sheriff is leaned up against the jail in his chair, "chapped lips", he asks? "Yeah", says Hawk. "Does that cure it?" asks the sheriff. "No, but it kind of stops me from licking my lips." Explains Hawk.
2/6/2015 9:29:16 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
cherilani43 New Port Richey, FL 44, joined Feb. 2013	omg,I just can't stop laughing...
2/6/2015 9:29:45 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
scarredandtatto Oral, SD 50, joined Aug. 2013	I could do this all night...just sayin.
2/6/2015 9:31:52 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
cherilani43 New Port Richey, FL 44, joined Feb. 2013	Well,I'll try really hard to stay up till 13:00....then I rurn into a very witchy b*tch.
2/6/2015 9:36:13 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
scarredandtatto Oral, SD 50, joined Aug. 2013	at 13:00 I rurn into an ogre.
2/6/2015 9:44:53 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
bhawks001 Oak Lawn, IL 42, joined May. 2013	Damn that's the best story I ever heard
2/6/2015 9:46:45 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
cherilani43 New Port Richey, FL 44, joined Feb. 2013	Yeah,I have many story's.Bahaaaaaa.Tell us a joke instead.
2/6/2015 9:50:10 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
scarredandtatto Oral, SD 50, joined Aug. 2013	It's a true story too Gabby, the town drunk, comes running in to the saloon screaming, "EVERYBODY RUN, SCARRED IS COMING"!!!! Everyone scatters. The bar owner being new looks down the path and sees a dust trail like a tornado coming. A big grizzly looking bastard comes riding in town on a lion, whipping it with a rattle snake. He pulls up in front of the saloon and rips the doors off as he enters. He walks up to the bar and screams at the owner,"WHISKEY"!!! The jigger that the keeper sets on the bar is swatted off and shatters on the wall. "BIG WHISKEY"!!!!!!!!!!!! screams the man. The keeper, shaking in his boots sets up a beer mug full of whiskey,which the man gulps down. "Would you like another"? squeaks the keeper. "F**K NO!!! I gotta get going, didn't you hear that Scarred is coming"? [Edited 2/6/2015 9:51:48 PM ]
2/6/2015 9:51:04 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
bhawks001 Oak Lawn, IL 42, joined May. 2013	happy happy you make me
2/6/2015 10:11:04 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
scarredandtatto Oral, SD 50, joined Aug. 2013	Like I give a f**k if I make you happy or gassy.
2/6/2015 10:27:31 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
cherilani43 New Port Richey, FL 44, joined Feb. 2013	Oh..here I actually believed,everything!!I'm so,disappointed.
2/6/2015 10:28:53 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
scarredandtatto Oral, SD 50, joined Aug. 2013	No, it's true. I ride a lion and whip it with a rattle snake.
2/6/2015 11:55:51 PM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
rumrumrum Mesa, AZ 54, joined Jul. 2014
2/7/2015 12:32:34 AM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
hogaseman Benátky nad Jizerou Czech Republic 64, joined Jun. 2014 online now!	Cheri how far are you from st pete?
2/7/2015 1:04:30 AM	Is that a banana in your pocket?
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