el_brocko
Augusta, GA
71, joined Jul. 2014
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Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again asking why I didn't do something useful
With my time.
Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing? Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.
She was "only thinking of me" and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.
I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business.
I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a parachute club.
She replied, "Are you nuts? You are 73 years old, and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?:
I told her that I even got a membership card and e-mailed a copy to her.
She immediately telephoned me, "Good grief, where are your glasses?! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, Not a Parachute Club!
I said, "Oh man, I'm in trouble; ... I really don't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week."
The line went quiet and her friend picked up the phone and said that she had fainted.
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waki_1
Suwanee, GA
51, joined Sep. 2014
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Funny....
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slightlyimperfe
Buford, GA
39, joined Jul. 2014
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That was funny!
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mayflylady
Conyers, GA
55, joined Jun. 2012
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lol!
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albyak
Ninilchik, AK
67, joined Apr. 2011
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Very funny
If I had kids would certainly have the "Spending My Kid's Inheritance" bumper sticker on the back of my two Motorhomes
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reginao1
Marietta, GA
54, joined Apr. 2014
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Oh my gosh, that was funny.
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enjoying_life80
Muncie, IN
50, joined Oct. 2011
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pleazu2010
Hartwell, GA
53, joined Jan. 2011
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True dats funny, if its true its
Golden ...
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