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3/3/2015 4:52:15 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

jester0011
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,503)
Lake Waccamaw, NC
47, joined Jun. 2014


dh has become a farce of decadence,its in havock.so ill take charge and make the rules for u people to live by.first order is all of u will have a treadmill in ur home u will work out on.a bran muffin every morning.




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3/3/2015 4:53:39 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  
renee398
Chilhowie, VA
36, joined Jan. 2015


Rule number 2. Jester only speak,when spoken to.

3/3/2015 4:54:16 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

1sirens
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,756)
Champaign, IL
31, joined Aug. 2014


Bran muffin every morning

3/3/2015 4:54:49 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

jester0011
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,503)
Lake Waccamaw, NC
47, joined Jun. 2014


thow shalt not upset the new emperor

3/3/2015 4:56:30 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

helmholtzwatson
Over 2,000 Posts (3,331)
Raleigh, NC
49, joined Jun. 2014


Well you've already got the no clothes thing down.

3/3/2015 4:56:33 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  
renee398
Chilhowie, VA
36, joined Jan. 2015


Quote from jester0011:
thow shalt not upset the new emperor



Nope.. just toss him off his thrown

3/3/2015 4:57:39 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

1sirens
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,756)
Champaign, IL
31, joined Aug. 2014


HELMET

3/3/2015 4:58:32 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

archer513
Over 1,000 Posts (1,307)
Cincinnati, OH
40, joined Dec. 2014


Bran muffins aren't very healthy jester. Should have went with egg whites and grapefruit.

3/3/2015 4:59:35 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

jester0011
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,503)
Lake Waccamaw, NC
47, joined Jun. 2014


that to.good idea.i might make u my food adviser

3/3/2015 5:00:55 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

1sirens
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,756)
Champaign, IL
31, joined Aug. 2014


Im still crying laughing about the emperor has no clothes joke

3/3/2015 5:01:47 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

bumblebee7
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (46,180)
Fort Payne, AL
59, joined Apr. 2011


I think we should invent....Diet Coffee too.

3/3/2015 5:02:43 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  
mindya
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (16,615)
Vancouver, BC
62, joined Jan. 2009


Quote from helmholtzwatson:
Well you've already got the no clothes thing down.





3/3/2015 5:03:42 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

stanleyzee
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (16,248)
Dayton, OH
30, joined Dec. 2012


Bow thou/advisor

If it ain't shit in the mix...do u keep it

3/3/2015 5:04:06 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  
renee398
Chilhowie, VA
36, joined Jan. 2015


Mindya, you got anything up your sleeve for the new emperor??

3/3/2015 5:04:30 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

txrose64
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (24,281)
Pearland, TX
51, joined Jan. 2013




sorry didn't catch that..I'm finishing up the meatloaf, mashed taters and steamed broccoli


want some pie?

3/3/2015 5:05:50 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

archer513
Over 1,000 Posts (1,307)
Cincinnati, OH
40, joined Dec. 2014


[]Quote from bumblebee7:[/]I think we should invent....Diet Coffee too.

Black coffee

Splenda

Diet coffee

3/3/2015 5:05:56 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  
mindya
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (16,615)
Vancouver, BC
62, joined Jan. 2009


Quote from renee398:
Mindya, you got anything up your sleeve for the new emperor??


I'll have to work on that - I gotta go out to pick up a weeks groceries to take with me to work..

3/3/2015 5:05:56 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

1sirens
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,756)
Champaign, IL
31, joined Aug. 2014


Rose! You love me don't ya....
I'm in the neighborhood

3/3/2015 5:07:55 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

txrose64
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (24,281)
Pearland, TX
51, joined Jan. 2013


^^well come on over..the more the merrier Star


the kiddos came over today and I made Shrimp Quesadillas and of course had enough for two big ones more...my daughter laughed that I still cook for an army and what was I going to do when it's just me and Sweetie (of course her guy gobbled three of them..so much for leftovers )

3/3/2015 5:09:05 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

jester0011
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,503)
Lake Waccamaw, NC
47, joined Jun. 2014


archer is minister of food distribution.all rise and solute him.

3/3/2015 5:09:56 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

helmholtzwatson
Over 2,000 Posts (3,331)
Raleigh, NC
49, joined Jun. 2014


Have you outlawed correct spelling yet?

3/3/2015 5:11:06 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  
boombap_808
Los Angeles, CA
40, joined Jan. 2015


Here's your throne





3/3/2015 5:11:23 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

jester0011
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,503)
Lake Waccamaw, NC
47, joined Jun. 2014


I will appoint goth as my writer,she looks like one of those nerdy smart girls

3/3/2015 5:12:06 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

archer513
Over 1,000 Posts (1,307)
Cincinnati, OH
40, joined Dec. 2014


Gonna need a fleet of trucks jester...fleet

3/3/2015 5:12:28 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

txrose64
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (24,281)
Pearland, TX
51, joined Jan. 2013


Quote from boombap_808:
Here's your throne






if there was a "LIKE" button I'd have just hit it

3/3/2015 5:12:32 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

1sirens
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,756)
Champaign, IL
31, joined Aug. 2014


Going to Roses for Dinner

3/3/2015 5:12:57 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

stanleyzee
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (16,248)
Dayton, OH
30, joined Dec. 2012


He is exciting though

3/3/2015 5:14:13 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

jester0011
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,503)
Lake Waccamaw, NC
47, joined Jun. 2014


Quote from archer513:
Gonna need a fleet of trucks jester...fleet
that's true but my plan is to make the people cut back on the raw tonieg of food they intack every day.

3/3/2015 5:15:46 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

bumblebee7
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (46,180)
Fort Payne, AL
59, joined Apr. 2011


Quote from archer513:
[]Quote from bumblebee7:[/]I think we should invent....Diet Coffee too.

Black coffee

Splenda

Diet coffee



that's not good enough anymore.

we have to strive to make the coffee itself better for a diet.

3/3/2015 5:17:17 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

1sirens
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,756)
Champaign, IL
31, joined Aug. 2014


Lawd

3/3/2015 5:18:30 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  
mindya
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (16,615)
Vancouver, BC
62, joined Jan. 2009


Haggy's good at throne cleaning...



3/3/2015 5:19:14 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  
sagepopper72
Over 1,000 Posts (1,568)
Globe, AZ
42, joined Aug. 2014


Jester's idea of a muffin is a cupcake with the icing licked off it! Don't take his muffins!

3/3/2015 5:19:25 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

1sirens
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,756)
Champaign, IL
31, joined Aug. 2014


Haggy is going to be livid!

3/3/2015 5:19:52 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

archer513
Over 1,000 Posts (1,307)
Cincinnati, OH
40, joined Dec. 2014


I've actually heard of people taking coffee in the ass. Cooled of course


Supposedly if you give yourself a wine enema,you get really f**ked up...





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3/3/2015 5:21:42 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  
sagepopper72
Over 1,000 Posts (1,568)
Globe, AZ
42, joined Aug. 2014


Quote from archer513:
I've actually heard of people taking coffee in the ass. Cooled course



Michael Landon did that for his colon cancer. Didn't do him much good though I don't think. Don't give Jester any ideas!

3/3/2015 5:22:20 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

helmholtzwatson
Over 2,000 Posts (3,331)
Raleigh, NC
49, joined Jun. 2014


Local news reports the only casualty of the new regime has been the English Language.

On a more positive note, trailer park applications have surged 34% and 1.7 million has been saved on sleeves.

3/3/2015 5:22:25 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  
artokol
Over 2,000 Posts (2,270)
Vaubecourt
France
49, joined Nov. 2014


Not sure if the messages are getting through!

I have the ticket and ready to fly out, still not going anywhere with all the delays and snow...so going back to parking and taking the car instead. I have no idea how long it will take me to get there...will periodically call you. Just hang on tight and call the police if necessary. Stay off the phone...I'll let you know as I said.

3/3/2015 5:23:58 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

twining
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,050)
Anderson, SC
23, joined Jun. 2014
online now!


Hope you have a secret service, "emperor".

3/3/2015 5:24:12 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

jester0011
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,503)
Lake Waccamaw, NC
47, joined Jun. 2014


I will appoint siren as my minister of defense sense king isn't here anymore.

3/3/2015 5:24:34 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

sinkenloe
Troy, NY
38, joined Feb. 2015


Ok artokol please be careful and please hurry

3/3/2015 5:26:27 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

archer513
Over 1,000 Posts (1,307)
Cincinnati, OH
40, joined Dec. 2014


Helm-news secretary

3/3/2015 5:26:53 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

jester0011
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,503)
Lake Waccamaw, NC
47, joined Jun. 2014


all match making in here will have to be approved by me

3/3/2015 5:27:24 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  
artokol
Over 2,000 Posts (2,270)
Vaubecourt
France
49, joined Nov. 2014


Quote from sinkenloe:
Ok artokol please be careful and please hurry


It's somewhat bad...so again I have no idea how long it will take. Call me with any new updates.

3/3/2015 5:28:54 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

1sirens
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,756)
Champaign, IL
31, joined Aug. 2014




Shane....Job Taken

3/3/2015 5:29:17 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

snhgirl
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,809)
Scottsboro, AL
44, joined Nov. 2008


Quote from jester0011:
all match making in here will have to be approved by me












That can't be good!

3/3/2015 5:29:32 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

casheyesblond
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (15,299)
Belmont, NC
51, joined Feb. 2009


Quote from helmholtzwatson:
Well you've already got the no clothes thing down.

we think alike


3/3/2015 5:36:02 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

jester0011
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,503)
Lake Waccamaw, NC
47, joined Jun. 2014


some like cash will have to wear a mask in public so is to not scare the children.

3/3/2015 5:36:48 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

txrose64
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (24,281)
Pearland, TX
51, joined Jan. 2013


Quote from 1sirens:
Going to Roses for Dinner


take your pic..pecan pie or german choc. cupcakes.
(saw 'em on Barefoot Contessa so made some..there's five left after the kiddos hit it )

3/3/2015 5:43:27 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

jester0011
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,503)
Lake Waccamaw, NC
47, joined Jun. 2014


coffie cake is better

3/3/2015 5:45:34 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

txrose64
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (24,281)
Pearland, TX
51, joined Jan. 2013


oh no Oh Emperor that's bad for you..so none for you

3/3/2015 5:45:46 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

hurryme
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,433)
Bloomingdale, GA
50, joined Mar. 2011


Who is the chef?

3/3/2015 5:46:51 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

1sirens
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,756)
Champaign, IL
31, joined Aug. 2014


GER- GER- GERMAN CHOCOLATE

3/3/2015 5:48:16 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

stanleyzee
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (16,248)
Dayton, OH
30, joined Dec. 2012


Gluten free...OK celery and carrots

Cheeseburger fat fat fatttt

3/3/2015 5:49:01 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

jester0011
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,503)
Lake Waccamaw, NC
47, joined Jun. 2014


ill make mindya the chef I hear he can cook.

3/3/2015 5:50:28 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

1sirens
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,756)
Champaign, IL
31, joined Aug. 2014


Between Rose and Cham its gonna be a tough call....they both can cook their buttz off

3/3/2015 5:53:02 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

hurryme
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,433)
Bloomingdale, GA
50, joined Mar. 2011


Can they master the grill though?

I'll be grill master.

3/3/2015 5:58:53 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

helmholtzwatson
Over 2,000 Posts (3,331)
Raleigh, NC
49, joined Jun. 2014


In breaking news, the new regime declares tomorrow National Shank a Teacher Day.

Local educators are hoping that was another typo.

3/3/2015 6:05:11 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

1sirens
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,756)
Champaign, IL
31, joined Aug. 2014


Oooh hurry me on the Grill

3/3/2015 6:05:43 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

boyinneed
Over 1,000 Posts (1,774)
Miami, FL
50, joined Aug. 2011


Our Emperor...I No Like That...
Improving our Breakfast...I Like That...
For starters we all should be eating more of the following...
Whole Wheat, Oat meal, Bulgur, Whole grain Barley, Whole Rye, Buckwheat, Quinoa...

3/3/2015 6:06:03 PM Ive decided to be ur emperor  

jester0011
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,503)
Lake Waccamaw, NC
47, joined Jun. 2014


sounds ok to me cook something up hurry