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5/31/2015 8:49:06 AM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  
stunningpolecat
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,832)
Spencer, IN
51, joined Apr. 2015


No homo story's tho.




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5/31/2015 11:49:15 AM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  

sandycrabs
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (41,228)
Land O Lakes, WI
48, joined May. 2011


He's kind of shy about the butt bangin stuff.

5/31/2015 2:44:09 PM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  

packersbabe920
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (55,948)
Green Bay, WI
51, joined Jul. 2013


Just speechless

5/31/2015 3:07:27 PM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  

sandycrabs
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (41,228)
Land O Lakes, WI
48, joined May. 2011


What ? ? ?

5/31/2015 3:14:50 PM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  

packersbabe920
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (55,948)
Green Bay, WI
51, joined Jul. 2013


Oh..the topic

5/31/2015 7:35:31 PM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  
stunningpolecat
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,832)
Spencer, IN
51, joined Apr. 2015


I'm serious here , pic a topic,,

retard, hottie, fatty, skin n bones,
ginormus tittys, no tits, above ground, underground,
clean, dirty, married , good girl, bad girl,, your pick just let me know.
also one nighter, long term

6/1/2015 2:59:21 PM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  

sandycrabs
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (41,228)
Land O Lakes, WI
48, joined May. 2011


Poley you mind if I tell the one about the elv's jumpin on your penis when you were peeing in the woods that day ?

Remember you said you got tremendous wood and there was elv shit flying everywhere.

6/2/2015 5:32:26 PM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  
stunningpolecat
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,832)
Spencer, IN
51, joined Apr. 2015


I was going to tell true storys sandy, not story's. From your mind

6/4/2015 6:32:50 PM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  
stunningpolecat
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,832)
Spencer, IN
51, joined Apr. 2015


One of you bone headed cheese f**ks needs to pic a goddamn subject so I can get to the dirty details, friggin retards could pick faster than yall

6/4/2015 9:26:31 PM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  

sandycrabs
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (41,228)
Land O Lakes, WI
48, joined May. 2011


How about the Drunk slut hitchhiking that you picked up and she stayed with you for a week ?

6/4/2015 9:30:34 PM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  

lsu_lsu
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yeah poley tell us about that one....

6/4/2015 9:42:04 PM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  

sandycrabs
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (41,228)
Land O Lakes, WI
48, joined May. 2011


I want to tell Lana sweet nothings in the moonlight.

6/4/2015 9:56:20 PM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  

lsu_lsu
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Then you could tell your own story.....

6/4/2015 9:58:42 PM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  

sandycrabs
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Land O Lakes, WI
48, joined May. 2011


The never ending story.

6/11/2015 7:00:25 PM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  
stunningpolecat
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6/12/2015 3:38:55 AM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  

lsu_lsu
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6/12/2015 5:44:28 AM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  

pickygirl72
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (17,214)
Barrow, AK
45, joined Sep. 2011


I am a bit confused

6/12/2015 6:23:18 PM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  

sandycrabs
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Quote from pickygirl72:
I am a bit confused


About what ?

6/13/2015 9:50:10 AM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  
stunningpolecat
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,832)
Spencer, IN
51, joined Apr. 2015


Quote from pickygirl72:
I am a bit confused


my kinda girl,, cmere lemme show you a trick

I can make my cawk disappear

6/13/2015 6:08:04 PM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  

sandycrabs
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (41,228)
Land O Lakes, WI
48, joined May. 2011


Poley I think shes more of the blow job type.

6/13/2015 7:04:38 PM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  
stunningpolecat
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,832)
Spencer, IN
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I'm cool with that action

6/14/2015 5:45:47 AM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  

sandycrabs
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Land O Lakes, WI
48, joined May. 2011


I think she might be a biter though.

6/14/2015 1:48:10 PM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  
stunningpolecat
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,832)
Spencer, IN
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I'm cool with that tho, just gotta have a good handful of hair so she knows when to ease up

6/14/2015 5:14:26 PM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  

sandycrabs
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Land O Lakes, WI
48, joined May. 2011


Poley we need to get her back in here to do some explaining.

6/14/2015 10:04:42 PM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  

1adorable
Over 1,000 Posts (1,955)
Sonoma, CA
55, joined Oct. 2014


@Sandy.. Who's Lana? You cheating on me already?

6/15/2015 12:07:33 AM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  

sandycrabs
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Land O Lakes, WI
48, joined May. 2011


Oh BabyCakes you know I would never do that.

6/15/2015 1:07:06 AM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  

1adorable
Over 1,000 Posts (1,955)
Sonoma, CA
55, joined Oct. 2014


Awwww Sandy.. You
Know I'm
Not sharing you with anyone

6/16/2015 6:01:31 AM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  
stunningpolecat
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,832)
Spencer, IN
51, joined Apr. 2015


Hey girl, when ur done tryin to please urself on old needledik hit me up n I'll treat ur sidewalls to a thrashin

6/16/2015 5:23:34 PM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  

sandycrabs
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (41,228)
Land O Lakes, WI
48, joined May. 2011


Shut it Poley thats my honeyBooBoo.

6/16/2015 9:34:04 PM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  
stunningpolecat
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,832)
Spencer, IN
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I don't know if that's all that good of a nickname sandy

6/17/2015 11:00:04 AM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  

sandycrabs
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Land O Lakes, WI
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You might be right.

6/18/2015 4:11:06 PM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  
stunningpolecat
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,832)
Spencer, IN
51, joined Apr. 2015


I know I'm right sandy,
u do 2

6/19/2015 7:24:50 PM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  

sandycrabs
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (41,228)
Land O Lakes, WI
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I know Poley I need to start listening to your wisdom more.

6/23/2015 6:37:52 PM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  

Harleydsmogtech
Rocklin, CA
31, joined Jun. 2015


How bout a retard story

6/24/2015 9:18:52 AM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  

sandycrabs
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Quote from Harleydsmogtech:
How bout a retard story


By all means I'm sure you have a ton of them.

6/26/2015 3:47:38 PM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  

sandycrabs
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (41,228)
Land O Lakes, WI
48, joined May. 2011


He must be slobbing on some knob.

7/9/2015 8:01:26 AM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  
stunningpolecat
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,832)
Spencer, IN
51, joined Apr. 2015


I work with a retard, he ain't registered but he is qualified, we ain't fukin tho

11/30/2015 9:34:57 PM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  

Harleydsmogtech
Rocklin, CA
31, joined Jun. 2015


okay so I was dating this chick and on the date I ran into a friend of mine and during conversation I cracked a joke about headlight fluid which my friend Wilson know you're with it started talking about tailpipe stretchers and muffler bearing grease so anyways on the next day we're hanging with some of her friends and when she thought I wasn't in listening distance I overheard her talk about going to autozone and asking them if they had headlight fluid in stock and if they could check the level in her car because she could not find the reservoir..... LMA o. she wouldn't tell me she did that because she was afraid I would find out that she is f****** retarded instead i asked if she wanted to go to the petting zoo and see the brown chicken brown cows and then I took her to A abandoned barn and proceeded to

12/2/2015 1:58:10 AM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  

pickygirl72
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12/12/2015 8:14:13 AM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  
SadisticSienna
Over 1,000 Posts (1,078)
AñatuyaNew South Wales
Australia
23, joined Nov. 2015


Aww noo
I wanted homo ones :/ lol
But freaky/thriller homo ones but one of the partner/s can't be the evil one though

Yeah that bored

12/16/2015 1:04:18 PM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  

personasaurus
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (13,432)
Bridgewater, NJ
33, joined Jun. 2014


GET NEKKID IN MY INBOX SIENNA

12/17/2015 9:27:51 AM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  
SadisticSienna
Over 1,000 Posts (1,078)
AñatuyaNew South Wales
Australia
23, joined Nov. 2015


Lmao

12/17/2015 6:04:39 PM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  

flyfish77
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (21,092)
Conyers, GA
51, joined Jul. 2014


hi cute girl...

12/18/2015 5:54:54 PM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  

flyfish77
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (21,092)
Conyers, GA
51, joined Jul. 2014


mine too pretty girl..

12/19/2015 10:57:59 AM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  
SadisticSienna
Over 1,000 Posts (1,078)
AñatuyaNew South Wales
Australia
23, joined Nov. 2015


Aww heya ^.^

12/24/2015 2:30:23 AM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  

flyfish77
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (21,092)
Conyers, GA
51, joined Jul. 2014


you deserve way better than that goofy lookin dude sweety.do you go bowling,or swimming,or ride horses for fun?whats your favourite most laughable hobby etc.most fun thing to do.

12/27/2015 12:31:06 AM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  

flyfish77
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (21,092)
Conyers, GA
51, joined Jul. 2014


di you answer this,maybe not...

12/27/2015 12:49:43 AM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  

pickygirl72
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (17,214)
Barrow, AK
45, joined Sep. 2011


You actually need to have dated someone to have dating stories.

12/31/2015 6:21:54 AM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  
SadisticSienna
Over 1,000 Posts (1,078)
AñatuyaNew South Wales
Australia
23, joined Nov. 2015


swimming, walking, kayaking, camping

12/31/2015 9:08:09 PM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  

flyfish77
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (21,092)
Conyers, GA
51, joined Jul. 2014


fishing,sport sex,soft ball, football,not soccer..being good to pretty girls,i got dating stories that would make you die with laughter,one involved a womans blind horny dog,i wont go there,an she was loud during sex,thought shed wake the neighbers,i wont go there,she may be close by..but theres others,but..no..sweety...

1/1/2016 4:28:37 AM I got date storys, your request for the type of date story u want  
cupocheer
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (188,395)
Assumption, IL
67, joined May. 2010


Oh, OP... Please relate some of those dating stories. Someone around here may be able to pick up on some valuable hints since he can't seem to pick up anything else.