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6/22/2015 1:15:44 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

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6/22/2015 1:16:26 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

stanleyzee
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Dayton, OH
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6/22/2015 1:17:01 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

jer3552
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (19,938)
Vale, OR
60, joined Oct. 2013


ill bet u left will blue berries

6/22/2015 1:19:39 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  
acdmv
Over 7,500 Posts!! (9,776)
Scarsdale, NY
47, joined Aug. 2014


She didn't like guys with long hair...

No worries....but why agree to the date to begin with?

Not like I took her to The Four Seasons either...

6/22/2015 1:21:13 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

candy0426
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,540)
Newtown, PA
47, joined Aug. 2014


She was joking right?

Hmm.. Second sentence from his mouth after. Hey, how are you was. I'm gonna f*ck the hell outta you.

6/22/2015 1:22:58 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

jer3552
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (19,938)
Vale, OR
60, joined Oct. 2013


candy the rest of the story please...how was it??

6/22/2015 1:25:36 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

ibane
Over 4,000 Posts! (7,159)
Zanesville, OH
44, joined Feb. 2014


I woulda just went ahead and show her the jewels then

Ot..."You brought the ski masks right?"

6/22/2015 1:29:05 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

candy0426
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,540)
Newtown, PA
47, joined Aug. 2014


Quote from jer3552:
candy the rest of the story please...how was it??


let's just say my drive was longer than the date.

6/22/2015 1:32:31 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

jer3552
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (19,938)
Vale, OR
60, joined Oct. 2013


Quote from candy0426:
let's just say my drive was longer than the date.


6/22/2015 1:41:05 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

lunaglider
Edwards, CO
61, joined Dec. 2013


"I have 8 inches"
My reply-"That's all?"

6/22/2015 1:45:34 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

jer3552
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (19,938)
Vale, OR
60, joined Oct. 2013


one of those hard to please women

6/22/2015 1:47:16 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

lunaglider
Edwards, CO
61, joined Dec. 2013


Quote from jer3552:
one of those hard to please women


Yes...HARD

6/22/2015 1:47:51 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

xray6
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (16,584)
Jacksonville, FL
27, joined Mar. 2012


I'm 16

6/22/2015 1:49:03 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

stanleyzee
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Dayton, OH
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6/22/2015 1:49:24 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

archer513
Over 2,000 Posts (3,733)
Cincinnati, OH
40, joined Dec. 2014


Jokin around I asked-"so what meds you on?"

She listed about 12

6/22/2015 1:50:52 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

stanleyzee
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (21,515)
Dayton, OH
30, joined Dec. 2012


Arch...avg. Person...on at least 5

6/22/2015 1:51:26 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

lunaglider
Edwards, CO
61, joined Dec. 2013


Quote from xray6:
I'm 16

Call me...

6/22/2015 1:51:47 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

Iflylow60
Oklahoma City, OK
55, joined Dec. 2014


Quote from candy0426:
let's just say my drive was longer than the date.




Lmao....the best response of the day, thank you....in

6/22/2015 1:53:29 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

xray6
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (16,584)
Jacksonville, FL
27, joined Mar. 2012


Quote from lunaglider:
Call me...


I'm not going to jail

I'm not getting anally raped

6/22/2015 1:55:06 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

archer513
Over 2,000 Posts (3,733)
Cincinnati, OH
40, joined Dec. 2014


Quote from xray6:
I'm 16


Legal in Ohio

6/22/2015 1:56:03 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

candy0426
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,540)
Newtown, PA
47, joined Aug. 2014


Archer are you switch hitting today?

6/22/2015 1:57:19 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

xray6
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (16,584)
Jacksonville, FL
27, joined Mar. 2012


Quote from archer513:
Legal in Ohio


I was 23 and in the military

18 or jail

6/22/2015 1:57:23 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

inknpink
Over 2,000 Posts (3,728)
Castle Rock, CO
30, joined Feb. 2015


Quote from xray6:
I'm not going to jail

I'm not getting anally raped


Might I suggest "KY Love"



6/22/2015 1:57:46 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

archer513
Over 2,000 Posts (3,733)
Cincinnati, OH
40, joined Dec. 2014


Huh. Didn't say I would do a 16 yr old
Merely quoting the law.

My cutoff is 30

I think it's 15 in ky...14 in wv



[Edited 6/22/2015 1:58:21 PM ]

6/22/2015 2:00:26 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

xray6
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (16,584)
Jacksonville, FL
27, joined Mar. 2012


I prefer not to flirt with the law

6/22/2015 2:00:33 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

gothygoogoo
Over 2,000 Posts (2,714)
Corning, CA
58, joined Feb. 2015


my sister said she wants you to do her after me...






6/22/2015 2:00:56 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

inknpink
Over 2,000 Posts (3,728)
Castle Rock, CO
30, joined Feb. 2015


Its a lube a goof

6/22/2015 2:01:35 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

xray6
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (16,584)
Jacksonville, FL
27, joined Mar. 2012


Me

where you want to go there's a couple bars in the area

Her

About that

6/22/2015 2:03:26 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

candy0426
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,540)
Newtown, PA
47, joined Aug. 2014


Quote from archer513:
Huh. Didn't say I would do a 16 yr old
Merely quoting the law.

My cutoff is 30

I think it's 15 in ky...14 in wv


I meant cause x-Ray is male silly.

6/22/2015 2:04:24 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

archer513
Over 2,000 Posts (3,733)
Cincinnati, OH
40, joined Dec. 2014


Quote from candy0426:
I meant cause x-Ray is male silly.


Baby,you know better

6/22/2015 2:05:48 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

candy0426
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,540)
Newtown, PA
47, joined Aug. 2014


Quote from archer513:
Baby,you know better



my drive would definitely be shorter than our date.

6/22/2015 2:07:50 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

archer513
Over 2,000 Posts (3,733)
Cincinnati, OH
40, joined Dec. 2014


Quote from candy0426:
my drive would definitely be shorter than our date.

Your drive better be under 2 mins.lol
The first is mine...next 2-6 are you

6/22/2015 2:08:28 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

xray6
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (16,584)
Jacksonville, FL
27, joined Mar. 2012


GET A ROOM

<~~~~HATER

6/22/2015 2:11:10 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

inknpink
Over 2,000 Posts (3,728)
Castle Rock, CO
30, joined Feb. 2015


Ewwwwwwww fornication!! That's gross



[Edited 6/22/2015 2:12:16 PM ]

6/22/2015 2:12:09 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

gothygoogoo
Over 2,000 Posts (2,714)
Corning, CA
58, joined Feb. 2015


not
if
you clean
everything
with your tongue...

6/22/2015 2:13:26 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

inknpink
Over 2,000 Posts (3,728)
Castle Rock, CO
30, joined Feb. 2015


indeed

6/22/2015 2:16:14 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

candy0426
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,540)
Newtown, PA
47, joined Aug. 2014


Quote from archer513:
Your drive better be under 2 mins.lol
The first is mine...next 22-26 are you


It's 20 hours round trip.. ^^ fixed it for you.

6/22/2015 2:17:11 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

dumzaa
Over 1,000 Posts (1,890)
Madison, VA
43, joined Aug. 2014


I'm married but hubby is overseas fighting, is that ok ?

6/22/2015 2:19:45 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

candy0426
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,540)
Newtown, PA
47, joined Aug. 2014


Quote from dumzaa:
I'm married but hubby is overseas fighting, is that ok ?


Omg. Please tell me you stood up, called her a dumb twat and left.

6/22/2015 2:27:02 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

archer513
Over 2,000 Posts (3,733)
Cincinnati, OH
40, joined Dec. 2014


Quote from candy0426:
It's 20 hours round trip.. ^^ fixed it for you.


Eatin my spinach...

6/22/2015 2:58:46 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  
amusicluvr
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,243)
Salem, OR
62, joined Nov. 2013


I don't hear weird things on dates, because I don't date weird people, because I screen out the weirdos before any meeting.

6/22/2015 3:04:57 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

ms_holland
Over 2,000 Posts (2,054)
Danville, AL
51, joined Mar. 2014


Quote from amusicluvr:
I don't hear weird things on dates, because I don't date weird people, because I screen out the weirdos before any meeting.


That is what I was thinking. I take the time out to talk to the person for a while before meeting them.

Most of the time before the first phone call is over, I already know if I will go out with them or not.

6/22/2015 3:32:00 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  
teeheehee_
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,156)
Montreal, QC
33, joined Jun. 2014


On a date, years ago, "Do you do coke?" Why yes, yes of course!

6/22/2015 3:37:16 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

greeleybro
Over 2,000 Posts (2,819)
Longmont, CO
47, joined Oct. 2013


Quote from archer513:
Jokin around I asked-"so what meds you on?"

She listed about 12




Sounds like my ex wife.

6/22/2015 4:20:49 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

txrose64
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (27,242)
Pearland, TX
51, joined Jan. 2013


Quote from archer513:
Jokin around I asked-"so what meds you on?"

She listed about 12


similar..wanted to go "skinny dipping" in the neighborhood pool which was like half a block from my old house.

me "are you high?!"

him "yes, yes I am, popped an roxy and x in the bathroom before we left (the restaurant)"

me "bye"

6/22/2015 4:58:10 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  
mr_larrybob
Over 1,000 Posts (1,239)
Ruidoso, NM
95, joined Sep. 2014


A squeaking fart.

6/22/2015 5:01:26 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

ibane
Over 4,000 Posts! (7,159)
Zanesville, OH
44, joined Feb. 2014


Ohhhh Tom. ...goddam Tom fk me u fkn sunofabich....ohhh I'm gonna cum Tom. ..ohhhh my fkn god...
Aahhhhhh.....jesus fkn christ Tom I think I love u.


.
My names not Tom

6/22/2015 5:03:47 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

stanleyzee
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (21,515)
Dayton, OH
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6/22/2015 5:05:06 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  
mr_larrybob
Over 1,000 Posts (1,239)
Ruidoso, NM
95, joined Sep. 2014


That Musta been shitty.

My ex called "Jim" once, during the act. I caught an STD from her too. The slut. We had been married 10 years at the time. We divorced and she never remarried. That was 1984. She died of cancer about a month ago.

6/22/2015 5:08:02 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

ibane
Over 4,000 Posts! (7,159)
Zanesville, OH
44, joined Feb. 2014


Sry to hear that.
My girlfriend fell off a cliff. Died on impact.

My roommates girlfriend said my name once when they were gettin it on...that went over like a fkn led zeppelin.

I never touched that bich once

6/22/2015 6:23:35 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

im2thexy
Over 7,500 Posts!! (8,266)
Belleville, ON
47, joined Dec. 2014
online now!


If we go on this date...is it ok if we wait 25 years to have the second date?...

6/22/2015 6:41:15 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  
mixed_pride
Omaha, NE
27, joined May. 2015


I dont remember

6/22/2015 6:42:10 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  
mortara
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,292)
Pittsburgh, PA
61, joined Feb. 2014
online now!


She want to be engaged as soon as possible so she can have sex with her family's approval. She also would like a greencard as soon as we are married. Although she waited for the second cup of coffee on the greencard issue.

6/22/2015 6:44:40 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

im2thexy
Over 7,500 Posts!! (8,266)
Belleville, ON
47, joined Dec. 2014
online now!


Where do i have to go to get a pink card?....

6/22/2015 6:47:02 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

ibane
Over 4,000 Posts! (7,159)
Zanesville, OH
44, joined Feb. 2014


Mort...have u ever looked into the philippino chicks? ...they come pretty cheap...they aren't picky..and they aim to please.

Just make sure she is actually a she before u send a check

6/22/2015 7:02:46 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

gothygoogoo
Over 2,000 Posts (2,714)
Corning, CA
58, joined Feb. 2015


and
have
plenty
of extra room...

for her huge family when they all of a sudden show up!!!

6/22/2015 7:07:23 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

ibane
Over 4,000 Posts! (7,159)
Zanesville, OH
44, joined Feb. 2014


Quote from gothygoogoo:
and
have
plenty
of extra room...

for her huge family when they all of a sudden show up!!!


Someone to cut the grass...pull some weeds....

Gotta earn their keep

6/22/2015 7:16:11 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  
driver406
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (41,408)
Saint Paul, MN
63, joined Oct. 2009


Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Opie! I'm thinking LAST DATE!

Did you get one of those "headaches" the women always get when they want to dump a date?

6/22/2015 7:16:32 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  
mortara
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,292)
Pittsburgh, PA
61, joined Feb. 2014
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Quote from ibane:
Mort...have u ever looked into the philippino chicks? ...they come pretty cheap...they aren't picky..and they aim to please.

Just make sure she is actually a she before u send a check


I do not send checks, money orders or anything else. My rule is I must hand it to you personally. My little engagement story is true. I said sure and she said well then it looks like we can have sex next week. That actually happened and that is how I was introduced to the term Green Card Hooker.



[Edited 6/22/2015 7:17:07 PM ]

6/22/2015 7:21:07 PM Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting?  

dumzaa
Over 1,000 Posts (1,890)
Madison, VA
43, joined Aug. 2014







Heard this once and was last date .