6/22/2015 1:15:44 PM |
Whats the strangest thing you heard on a first meeting? |
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blueberry5000
Amesbury, MA
57, joined Aug. 2014
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6/22/2015 1:16:26 PM |
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stanleyzee
Dayton, OH
30, joined Dec. 2012
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6/22/2015 1:17:01 PM |
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jer3552
Vale, OR
60, joined Oct. 2013
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ill bet u left will blue berries
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6/22/2015 1:19:39 PM |
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acdmv
Scarsdale, NY
47, joined Aug. 2014
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She didn't like guys with long hair...
No worries....but why agree to the date to begin with?
Not like I took her to The Four Seasons either...
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6/22/2015 1:21:13 PM |
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candy0426
Newtown, PA
47, joined Aug. 2014
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She was joking right?
Hmm.. Second sentence from his mouth after. Hey, how are you was. I'm gonna f*ck the hell outta you.
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6/22/2015 1:22:58 PM |
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jer3552
Vale, OR
60, joined Oct. 2013
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candy the rest of the story please...how was it??
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6/22/2015 1:25:36 PM |
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ibane
Zanesville, OH
44, joined Feb. 2014
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I woulda just went ahead and show her the jewels then
Ot..."You brought the ski masks right?"
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6/22/2015 1:29:05 PM |
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candy0426
Newtown, PA
47, joined Aug. 2014
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let's just say my drive was longer than the date.
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6/22/2015 1:32:31 PM |
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jer3552
Vale, OR
60, joined Oct. 2013
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let's just say my drive was longer than the date.
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6/22/2015 1:41:05 PM |
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lunaglider
Edwards, CO
61, joined Dec. 2013
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"I have 8 inches"
My reply-"That's all?"
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6/22/2015 1:45:34 PM |
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jer3552
Vale, OR
60, joined Oct. 2013
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one of those hard to please women
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6/22/2015 1:47:16 PM |
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lunaglider
Edwards, CO
61, joined Dec. 2013
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one of those hard to please women
Yes...HARD
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6/22/2015 1:47:51 PM |
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xray6
Jacksonville, FL
27, joined Mar. 2012
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I'm 16
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6/22/2015 1:49:03 PM |
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stanleyzee
Dayton, OH
30, joined Dec. 2012
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6/22/2015 1:49:24 PM |
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archer513
Cincinnati, OH
40, joined Dec. 2014
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Jokin around I asked-"so what meds you on?"
She listed about 12
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6/22/2015 1:50:52 PM |
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stanleyzee
Dayton, OH
30, joined Dec. 2012
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Arch...avg. Person...on at least 5
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6/22/2015 1:51:26 PM |
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lunaglider
Edwards, CO
61, joined Dec. 2013
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I'm 16
Call me...
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6/22/2015 1:51:47 PM |
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Iflylow60
Oklahoma City, OK
55, joined Dec. 2014
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let's just say my drive was longer than the date.
Lmao....the best response of the day, thank you....in
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6/22/2015 1:53:29 PM |
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xray6
Jacksonville, FL
27, joined Mar. 2012
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Call me...
I'm not going to jail
I'm not getting anally raped
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6/22/2015 1:55:06 PM |
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archer513
Cincinnati, OH
40, joined Dec. 2014
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I'm 16
Legal in Ohio
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6/22/2015 1:56:03 PM |
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candy0426
Newtown, PA
47, joined Aug. 2014
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Archer are you switch hitting today?
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6/22/2015 1:57:19 PM |
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xray6
Jacksonville, FL
27, joined Mar. 2012
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Legal in Ohio
I was 23 and in the military
18 or jail
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6/22/2015 1:57:23 PM |
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inknpink
Castle Rock, CO
30, joined Feb. 2015
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I'm not going to jail
I'm not getting anally raped
Might I suggest "KY Love"
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6/22/2015 1:57:46 PM |
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archer513
Cincinnati, OH
40, joined Dec. 2014
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Huh. Didn't say I would do a 16 yr old
Merely quoting the law.
My cutoff is 30
I think it's 15 in ky...14 in wv
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6/22/2015 2:00:26 PM |
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xray6
Jacksonville, FL
27, joined Mar. 2012
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I prefer not to flirt with the law
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6/22/2015 2:00:33 PM |
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gothygoogoo
Corning, CA
58, joined Feb. 2015
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my sister said she wants you to do her after me...
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6/22/2015 2:00:56 PM |
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inknpink
Castle Rock, CO
30, joined Feb. 2015
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Its a lube a goof
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6/22/2015 2:01:35 PM |
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xray6
Jacksonville, FL
27, joined Mar. 2012
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Me
where you want to go there's a couple bars in the area
Her
About that
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6/22/2015 2:03:26 PM |
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candy0426
Newtown, PA
47, joined Aug. 2014
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Huh. Didn't say I would do a 16 yr old
Merely quoting the law.
My cutoff is 30
I think it's 15 in ky...14 in wv
I meant cause x-Ray is male silly.
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6/22/2015 2:04:24 PM |
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archer513
Cincinnati, OH
40, joined Dec. 2014
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I meant cause x-Ray is male silly.
Baby,you know better
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6/22/2015 2:05:48 PM |
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candy0426
Newtown, PA
47, joined Aug. 2014
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my drive would definitely be shorter than our date.
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6/22/2015 2:07:50 PM |
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archer513
Cincinnati, OH
40, joined Dec. 2014
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my drive would definitely be shorter than our date.
Your drive better be under 2 mins.lol
The first is mine...next 2-6 are you
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6/22/2015 2:08:28 PM |
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xray6
Jacksonville, FL
27, joined Mar. 2012
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GET A ROOM
<~~~~HATER
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6/22/2015 2:11:10 PM |
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inknpink
Castle Rock, CO
30, joined Feb. 2015
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Ewwwwwwww fornication!! That's gross
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6/22/2015 2:12:09 PM |
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gothygoogoo
Corning, CA
58, joined Feb. 2015
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not
if
you clean
everything
with your tongue...
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6/22/2015 2:13:26 PM |
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inknpink
Castle Rock, CO
30, joined Feb. 2015
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indeed
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6/22/2015 2:16:14 PM |
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candy0426
Newtown, PA
47, joined Aug. 2014
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Your drive better be under 2 mins.lol
The first is mine...next 22-26 are you
It's 20 hours round trip.. ^^ fixed it for you.
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6/22/2015 2:17:11 PM |
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dumzaa
Madison, VA
43, joined Aug. 2014
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I'm married but hubby is overseas fighting, is that ok ?
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6/22/2015 2:19:45 PM |
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candy0426
Newtown, PA
47, joined Aug. 2014
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I'm married but hubby is overseas fighting, is that ok ?
Omg. Please tell me you stood up, called her a dumb twat and left.
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6/22/2015 2:27:02 PM |
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archer513
Cincinnati, OH
40, joined Dec. 2014
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It's 20 hours round trip.. ^^ fixed it for you.
Eatin my spinach...
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6/22/2015 2:58:46 PM |
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amusicluvr
Salem, OR
62, joined Nov. 2013
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I don't hear weird things on dates, because I don't date weird people, because I screen out the weirdos before any meeting.
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6/22/2015 3:04:57 PM |
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ms_holland
Danville, AL
51, joined Mar. 2014
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I don't hear weird things on dates, because I don't date weird people, because I screen out the weirdos before any meeting.
That is what I was thinking. I take the time out to talk to the person for a while before meeting them.
Most of the time before the first phone call is over, I already know if I will go out with them or not.
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6/22/2015 3:32:00 PM |
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teeheehee_
Montreal, QC
33, joined Jun. 2014
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On a date, years ago, "Do you do coke?" Why yes, yes of course!
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6/22/2015 3:37:16 PM |
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greeleybro
Longmont, CO
47, joined Oct. 2013
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Jokin around I asked-"so what meds you on?"
She listed about 12
Sounds like my ex wife.
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6/22/2015 4:20:49 PM |
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txrose64
Pearland, TX
51, joined Jan. 2013
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Jokin around I asked-"so what meds you on?"
She listed about 12
similar..wanted to go "skinny dipping" in the neighborhood pool which was like half a block from my old house.
me "are you high?!"
him "yes, yes I am, popped an roxy and x in the bathroom before we left (the restaurant)"
me "bye"
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6/22/2015 4:58:10 PM |
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mr_larrybob
Ruidoso, NM
95, joined Sep. 2014
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A squeaking fart.
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6/22/2015 5:01:26 PM |
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ibane
Zanesville, OH
44, joined Feb. 2014
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Ohhhh Tom. ...goddam Tom fk me u fkn sunofabich....ohhh I'm gonna cum Tom. ..ohhhh my fkn god...
Aahhhhhh.....jesus fkn christ Tom I think I love u.
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My names not Tom
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6/22/2015 5:03:47 PM |
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stanleyzee
Dayton, OH
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6/22/2015 5:05:06 PM |
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mr_larrybob
Ruidoso, NM
95, joined Sep. 2014
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That Musta been shitty.
My ex called "Jim" once, during the act. I caught an STD from her too. The slut. We had been married 10 years at the time. We divorced and she never remarried. That was 1984. She died of cancer about a month ago.
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6/22/2015 5:08:02 PM |
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ibane
Zanesville, OH
44, joined Feb. 2014
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Sry to hear that.
My girlfriend fell off a cliff. Died on impact.
My roommates girlfriend said my name once when they were gettin it on...that went over like a fkn led zeppelin.
I never touched that bich once
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6/22/2015 6:23:35 PM |
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im2thexy
Belleville, ON
47, joined Dec. 2014
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If we go on this date...is it ok if we wait 25 years to have the second date?...
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6/22/2015 6:41:15 PM |
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mixed_pride
Omaha, NE
27, joined May. 2015
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I dont remember
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6/22/2015 6:42:10 PM |
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mortara
Pittsburgh, PA
61, joined Feb. 2014
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She want to be engaged as soon as possible so she can have sex with her family's approval. She also would like a greencard as soon as we are married. Although she waited for the second cup of coffee on the greencard issue.
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6/22/2015 6:44:40 PM |
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im2thexy
Belleville, ON
47, joined Dec. 2014
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Where do i have to go to get a pink card?....
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6/22/2015 6:47:02 PM |
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ibane
Zanesville, OH
44, joined Feb. 2014
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Mort...have u ever looked into the philippino chicks? ...they come pretty cheap...they aren't picky..and they aim to please.
Just make sure she is actually a she before u send a check
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6/22/2015 7:02:46 PM |
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gothygoogoo
Corning, CA
58, joined Feb. 2015
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and
have
plenty
of extra room...
for her huge family when they all of a sudden show up!!!
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6/22/2015 7:07:23 PM |
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ibane
Zanesville, OH
44, joined Feb. 2014
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and
have
plenty
of extra room...
for her huge family when they all of a sudden show up!!!
Someone to cut the grass...pull some weeds....
Gotta earn their keep
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6/22/2015 7:16:11 PM |
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driver406
Saint Paul, MN
63, joined Oct. 2009
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Opie! I'm thinking LAST DATE!
Did you get one of those "headaches" the women always get when they want to dump a date?
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6/22/2015 7:16:32 PM |
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mortara
Pittsburgh, PA
61, joined Feb. 2014
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Mort...have u ever looked into the philippino chicks? ...they come pretty cheap...they aren't picky..and they aim to please.
Just make sure she is actually a she before u send a check
I do not send checks, money orders or anything else. My rule is I must hand it to you personally. My little engagement story is true. I said sure and she said well then it looks like we can have sex next week. That actually happened and that is how I was introduced to the term Green Card Hooker.
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6/22/2015 7:21:07 PM |
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dumzaa
Madison, VA
43, joined Aug. 2014
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Heard this once and was last date .
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