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stl1
Saint Louis, MO
61, joined Jun. 2007
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A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's enjoying it, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. Then he jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, he somehow swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy "Did you see what your monkey just did?"
The guy says "No, what?"
"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table...whole!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me." replies the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. Sorry. I'll pay for everything."
The man finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate and leaves.
Two weeks later, he's in the bar again, and his pet monkey is with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it. The bartender is disgusted.
"Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.
"No, what?" replies the guy.
"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his ass, pulled it out, and ate it!" says the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me." replies the guy. "He still eats everything in sight but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures everything first."
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| 8/18/2015 2:00:49 PM |
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txrose64
Pearland, TX
51, joined Jan. 2013
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and no comment  
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| 8/18/2015 2:03:33 PM |
Saint Louis, MO |
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Chairman__Darth
North York, ON
45, joined Jul. 2015
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Ask jester? 
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| 8/18/2015 2:07:12 PM |
Saint Louis, MO |
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patriottype
Lubbock, TX
35, joined Jul. 2013
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| 8/18/2015 2:09:39 PM |
Saint Louis, MO |
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miscbyproduct
Isle Of Man
United Kingdom
18, joined Apr. 2012
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if only most ppl were that smart!
hahahahahahhha
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| 8/18/2015 2:16:30 PM |
Saint Louis, MO |
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fishnthec
Mesquite, TX
63, joined Oct. 2010
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I'm really not all that into tail pipes- even though I do have the Midas touch!
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| 8/18/2015 2:21:07 PM |
Saint Louis, MO |
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miscbyproduct
Isle Of Man
United Kingdom
18, joined Apr. 2012
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i thought it was funny as hell
in a "careful what you wish for" kinda way
then cue ball made me envious
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| 8/18/2015 2:30:59 PM |
Saint Louis, MO |
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stumppy
Wind Gap, PA
69, joined Jan. 2008
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Ugh !
What a crappy joke !
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| 8/18/2015 2:35:03 PM |
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stl1
Saint Louis, MO
61, joined Jun. 2007
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Sorry, Stumppy.
It was rather shitty, wasn't it?
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stl1 - Saint Louis, MO
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