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stl1
Saint Louis, MO
61, joined Jun. 2007
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Feel free to post pictures and names of your beloved little friends!
Everybody who has a dog names him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine "Sex".
He is a great pal but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment.
When I went to city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk
I would like a license for Sex. He said "I'd like one too!"
Then I said "But this is a dog." He said he did not care what he looked like.
Then I said "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was
9 years old." He winked and said "You must have been quite a kid."
When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me.
I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my husband and I and a special room
for Sex. He said "You don't need a special room, as long as you pay your bill
we don't care what you do." I said "Look, you don't understand. Sex keeps me
awake at night." The clerk said "Funny, I have the same problem."
When my husband and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog.
I said "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said
"The courtroom isn't a confessional. Stick to the case, please!" Then I told him
that after I was married, Sex left me. He said "Me too!"
Last night, Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him.
A cop came over to me and asked "What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock
in the morning?" I told him that I was looking for Sex.
My court case comes up this Friday.
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| 8/19/2015 2:26:05 PM |
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txrose64
Pearland, TX
51, joined Jan. 2013
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"little"??
and 
Sweetie's dad's dobie was "Boner"
My bestie's neighbor's dog is "damn it"
oh the fun we could have
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| 8/19/2015 2:27:53 PM |
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stl1
Saint Louis, MO
61, joined Jun. 2007
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Rose-
Horses don't count!
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| 8/19/2015 2:29:58 PM |
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txrose64
Pearland, TX
51, joined Jan. 2013
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My little pony!
and the "little one"
Gabe draws crowds..and then Suzi will stick her head up in the truck window and they squeal (we've heard this like thousands of times) "oooooooooooh there's another one!!!!!"
it's fun with them in the car the reactions the same silly grin/laugh after the shock value.
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| 8/19/2015 2:31:47 PM |
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esmeraldar
Toms River, NJ
67, joined Jan. 2009
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Have you seen the add about the guy who wanted to know if he could get Lucky in his hotel room? My pets all had normal names. The worst was my cat Elvira. We used to call her "virus" when she was being a pain in the butt.
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| 8/19/2015 2:34:44 PM |
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stl1
Saint Louis, MO
61, joined Jun. 2007
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Rose-
I'm glad it's not me having to feed and clean up after those beasts!
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| 8/19/2015 2:36:25 PM |
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txrose64
Pearland, TX
51, joined Jan. 2013
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yeah they do eat a lot..I just have to drag it in from the front porch though Amazon delivers
and hey yard guy just mows right over it..fertilizer
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| 8/19/2015 2:44:20 PM |
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im2thexy
Belleville, ON
47, joined Dec. 2014
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I cant post mine...they're on my profile...Jasmine and Harley are my two kitty babies....
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| 8/19/2015 3:51:29 PM |
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stl1
Saint Louis, MO
61, joined Jun. 2007
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Nice p*ssy, Hexy!
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| 8/19/2015 3:51:59 PM |
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txrose64
Pearland, TX
51, joined Jan. 2013
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| 8/19/2015 3:52:24 PM |
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im2thexy
Belleville, ON
47, joined Dec. 2014
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Why thank ya...I pride myself on my p*ssy.....
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| 8/20/2015 7:23:08 AM |
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pdforone
Litchfield, OH
64, joined Jul. 2010
online now!
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I named my dog Bandit! He stole my heart! so the wife had to go! 
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| 8/20/2015 7:26:25 AM |
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marriedncheatin
Twin Falls, ID
48, joined Jul. 2012
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Op are you talking about sub's and slave's
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| 8/20/2015 7:44:07 AM |
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browneyz
San Diego, CA
96, joined Jan. 2008
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Cookie, My Craigs list Yorkie. She is a trick circus dog. When she wants my attention she
wedges herself between I Pad and me. Not suttle.
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| 8/20/2015 8:09:26 AM |
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lovetodoit
Buffalo, MO
59, joined Sep. 2011
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I have a Orange cat named Orange Cat
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| 8/20/2015 8:15:35 AM |
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fishnthec
Mesquite, TX
63, joined Oct. 2010
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Me cheetah- you Jane!
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| 8/20/2015 8:17:38 AM |
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viper1e
Jeannette, PA
57, joined Dec. 2013
online now!
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It's not in a castle, but I live with the royal family.
Princess and Sheba. (Queen of.)
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| 8/20/2015 10:26:38 AM |
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soulflight
Baltimore, MD
53, joined Apr. 2014
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LAB/ridgeback mix. Her name was Mei Mei, Chinese term of endearment that means "little sister"
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| 8/20/2015 10:30:01 AM |
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pagal17
Lancaster, PA
50, joined May. 2012
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awww sweet pets!
My English Bull dog is Angus / Gus
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| 8/20/2015 11:13:52 AM |
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mrhankchinaski
Aurora, CO
54, joined Aug. 2014
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My rat terrier is named Scout.
But I call him my poop sniffin rascal.
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| 8/20/2015 11:18:59 AM |
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micheleisgreat
Pittsburgh, PA
52, joined Nov. 2013
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I have a big black lab named Maximus Leonidas. Used to have a toy fox terrier named Chico. He passed away after I had him for fifteen years. He was my baby 
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| 8/20/2015 11:22:19 AM |
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Short_n_sweeter
Brodeslavy
Czech Republic
22, joined Apr. 2015
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This is Oliver
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| 8/20/2015 11:22:34 AM |
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stumppy
Wind Gap, PA
69, joined Jan. 2008
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I named my dog 'P*ssy',and my cat 'D*ck'.
Because D*ck is always chasing P*ssy, and P*ssy is always getting D*ck.
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stl1 - Saint Louis, MO
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