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blake6972
Bunker Hill, WV
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Or any other type of animal and get benefits ?
I am very interested to hear what CEP posters have to say.
Well most of you.
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9/5/2015 5:54:21 PM |
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naprinciple
West Plains, MO
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I don't care if you want to marry a goat
I wish you both every happiness
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9/5/2015 5:56:08 PM |
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blake6972
Bunker Hill, WV
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Didn't expect a serious response from you who probably does have a goat husband.
Anarchy!!!
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9/5/2015 6:01:20 PM |
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juma2112
Wheat Ridge, CO
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Has the laws of the U.S.ever granted any ethnic, social, religious etc. group the right to marry animals?
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9/5/2015 6:01:42 PM |
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hurryme
Bloomingdale, GA
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If we allow this then somebody is going to want to marry their horse.
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9/5/2015 6:01:48 PM |
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inventtis2
South Haven, MI
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The government shouldn't be involved in marriage.
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9/5/2015 6:05:11 PM |
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juma2112
Wheat Ridge, CO
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The government shouldn't be involved in marriage.
Then states nor the feds should have ever been able to forbid SSM in the first place.
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9/5/2015 6:05:19 PM |
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Yasureoktoo
Seattle, WA
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Quote from hurryme:
If we allow this then somebody is going to want to marry their horse
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And after that, someone will want to marry 2 of them.
And after that someone will want the same sex.
According to God, (Allah), you are not supposed to have sex with a male goat.
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9/5/2015 6:10:38 PM |
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Yasureoktoo
Seattle, WA
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And what rights does the goat have if she is traded in for a younger model.
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9/5/2015 6:10:59 PM |
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nat_now
Ocala, FL
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Then states nor the feds should have ever been able to forbid SSM in the first place.
Take the filing status off tax returns then.
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9/5/2015 6:12:42 PM |
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longbobby
Lufkin, TX
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Quote from blake6972:
Or any other type of animal and get benefits ?I am very interested to hear what CEP posters have to say.Well most of you.
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You're kidding, right?
This is a joke thread?
You can't be serious.
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9/5/2015 6:14:09 PM |
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sdgncalix3
Las Vegas, NV
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No. The animal can not give consent.
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9/5/2015 6:15:17 PM |
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blake6972
Bunker Hill, WV
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I mean who are we to say who can marry who?
Don't want to be a bigot , right?
What if Ted wants to marry Mr Ed? Are the courts going to deny that?
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9/5/2015 6:16:12 PM |
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juma2112
Wheat Ridge, CO
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Take the filing status off tax returns then.
I suppose those who say gov should stay out of marriage would support that.
It makes no difference to me.
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9/5/2015 6:16:29 PM |
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blake6972
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Yes bobby it is a joke thread but I'm trying to make a point.
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9/5/2015 6:17:10 PM |
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longbobby
Lufkin, TX
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Quote from blake6972:
I mean who are we to say who can marry who?
Don't want to be a bigot , right?
What if Ted wants to marry Mr Ed? Are the courts going to deny that?
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Are you saying you think Mr. Ed is real?
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9/5/2015 6:18:46 PM |
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sdgncalix3
Las Vegas, NV
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Mr Ed should marry Wilbur
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9/5/2015 6:19:43 PM |
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juma2112
Wheat Ridge, CO
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Blake,
ur "argument" here Is FEEBLE at best.
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9/5/2015 6:20:11 PM |
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naprinciple
West Plains, MO
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Quote from sdgncalix3:
No. The animal can not give consent.
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Didn't god give dominion over the animals to man?
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9/5/2015 6:21:12 PM |
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hercules2010
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Quote from hurryme:
If we allow this then somebody is going to want to marry their horse
lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
And after that, someone will want to marry 2 of them.
And after that someone will want the same sex.
According to God, (Allah), you are not supposed to have sex with a male goat.
And you have to take the milk to the next town if you are a goat f**ker! Can't sell that tainted goat milk in your hometown!
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9/5/2015 6:21:37 PM |
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sdgncalix3
Las Vegas, NV
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Quote from sdgncalix3:
No. The animal can not give consent.
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Didn't god give dominion over the animals to man?
That's what they say.
Guess it's good we don't live on planet of the apes.
I'd do a hot green alien broad.
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9/5/2015 6:25:24 PM |
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Yasureoktoo
Seattle, WA
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Man widowed after his goat 'wife' chokes to death
By FRED ATTEWILL
Last updated at 15:45 04 May 2007
A Sudanese man who married a goat was in mourning today after his wife died when she swallowed a plastic bag.
Charles Tombe shot to fame last year when he tied the knot with Rose.
A court ordered him to marry the beast "to save her honour" after he was caught making amorous advances toward the mother-of-one in the middle of the night.
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Mr Tombe and Rose are believed to have lived happily ever after until her life was cruelly cut short.
The story, which became one of the world's best read tales, began in Juba, southern Sudan, in February last year when the BBC reported that the then owner of the goat, Mr Alifi, was awoken in the night by a strange noise.
Walking out of his traditional hut, he was confronted by the sight of Mr Tombe and Rose in a passionate embrace.
Today the Times reported that Mr Alifi said: 'When I asked him "What are you doing there?" he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."
When Mr Tombe was brought before a council of elders he claimed he was drunk when Rose caught his eye.
He was ordered to pay Mr Alifi a "dowry" of 15,000 Sudanese dinars - about £25 - since he was considered to have used the goat "as his wife."
In the same way a man is expected to marry a woman if he has sex with her in southern Sudan, Mr Tombe was deemed to have married Rose.
However, despite a happy marriage money was tight and Rose died after swallowing a plastic bag as she scavenged for food on the streets of Juba.
She is said to have left a male kid - not a boy. It is not yet known whether she will be cremated or used in a local speciality of goat curry.
Tom Rhodes, a Briton who helped to found the Juba Post which first broke the story, said townsfolk still congratulate him.
“It shows the Sudanese have a sense of humour,” the Times reported he said.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-452655/Man-widowed-goat-wife-chokes-death.html#ixzz3kuSU87s1
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9/5/2015 6:25:40 PM |
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61falcon
New Hope, PA
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If that's what you are into blake,go fo it??
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9/5/2015 6:27:19 PM |
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blake6972
Bunker Hill, WV
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No. The animal can not give consent.
This is actually a good response and I agree.
That being said yes I am being sarcastic but animal marriages have taken place .
Back to your response (me being a smartass) what if the individual was deaf, blind, and paralyzed?
How would they give consent?
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9/5/2015 6:28:47 PM |
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naprinciple
West Plains, MO
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Quote from inventtis2:
The government shouldn't be involved in marriage.
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Agreed
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9/5/2015 6:31:01 PM |
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juma2112
Wheat Ridge, CO
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Are u going for a "most ridiculous" award blake?
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9/5/2015 6:31:17 PM |
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naprinciple
West Plains, MO
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I find it ironic that people are worried about whether a goat can consent to getting f**ked in the ass, but don't care whether a person consents to having the IRS f**k them in the ass.
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9/5/2015 6:31:40 PM |
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blake6972
Bunker Hill, WV
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If that's what you are into blake,go fo it??
Duh, I presented a question falcon not a statement of my wants.
You and others can laugh but it is happening and will continue.
Obviously I don't agree with same sex marriage , so obviously animals are definitely not a option.
But unfortunately we live in a world where people are bat shit crazy and others agree with their bat shit craziness.
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9/5/2015 6:41:15 PM |
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inventtis2
South Haven, MI
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Then states nor the feds should have ever been able to forbid SSM in the first place.
What church would marry them, besides marriage is a concept that came from religion.
Personally if they want to be perverted and get married, more power to them, just leave me alone with my right to own guns.
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9/5/2015 6:42:02 PM |
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mr_bad_robot
Cincinnati, OH
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Would these goats be gay goats or straight goats?
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9/5/2015 6:42:25 PM |
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jitssbaby617
Roslindale, MA
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If there was a million people that wanted to marry goats liberals would cater to you.
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9/5/2015 6:43:34 PM |
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mr_bad_robot
Cincinnati, OH
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If there was a million people that wanted to marry goats liberals would cater to you.
Only if they were gay goats
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9/5/2015 6:44:55 PM |
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longbobby
Lufkin, TX
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Quote from Yasureoktoo:
Quote from hurryme:If we allow this then somebody is going to want to marry their horse
lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
And after that, someone will want to marry 2 of them. And after that someone will want the same sex.
According to God, (Allah), you are not supposed to have sex with a male goat.
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According to the jewish Talmud: jewish rabbi's are allowed to have sex with goats.
A lay jewish person is allowed to have sex with the goat only AFTER the rabbi first has sex with the goat.
Like these jewish guys....
Who just finished having sex with a goat.
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9/5/2015 6:52:21 PM |
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annamally
Santa Clarita, CA
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Oh come on ! Stop attacking goats ! I love my goats !
They are the sweetest animals ever .....
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9/5/2015 6:53:27 PM |
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sdgncalix3
Las Vegas, NV
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This is actually a good response and I agree.
That being said yes I am being sarcastic but animal marriages have taken place .
Back to your response (me being a smartass) what if the individual was deaf, blind, and paralyzed?
How would they give consent?
If they are of sound mind there is a way they can communicate.
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9/5/2015 6:54:54 PM |
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longbobby
Lufkin, TX
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What is it about jewish rabbi's...
And wanting to dance after gang banging a goat?
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9/5/2015 6:55:55 PM |
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blake6972
Bunker Hill, WV
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Another good response.
@ calix
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9/5/2015 7:01:16 PM |
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Yasureoktoo
Seattle, WA
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Muhammed brand condoms..... very educational.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdVvnp2lGo0
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9/5/2015 7:03:49 PM |
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blake6972
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Damn bobby that last video is disturbing.
Is that from Jewish Mtv?
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9/5/2015 7:06:47 PM |
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sdgncalix3
Las Vegas, NV
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Someone is obsessed with Jews.
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9/5/2015 7:20:09 PM |
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alls_fair
Thorlákshöfn
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More power to you...if ye want to exchange vows with a goat or multiple goats...
I am thinking divorce rates would change if marriage to goats was a common practice!
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9/5/2015 8:05:42 PM |
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starfox22
Castle Rock, CO
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Before I answer that I have to see the goat and I hope the goat has a good job, and a fun sense of humor.
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9/5/2015 8:36:22 PM |
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longbobby
Lufkin, TX
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Quote from blake6972
Damn bobby that last video is disturbing.
Is that from Jewish Mtv?
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You think that last video is disturbing? You should have seen the first part of the video where they were gang banging the goat.
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9/5/2015 8:38:42 PM |
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longbobby
Lufkin, TX
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Quote from sdgncalix3:
Someone is obsessed with Jews.
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Not half as obsessed as jewish rabbi's are about dancing after they have gang banged a goat.
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9/5/2015 9:00:07 PM |
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rava330
Omaha, NE
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depends. What kind of goats?
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9/5/2015 9:44:35 PM |
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9/5/2015 9:46:08 PM |
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longbobby
Lufkin, TX
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Jewish Rabbi and his Bride Fluffy preparing for holy matrimony together.
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9/5/2015 10:47:43 PM |
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blake6972
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Does it matter? It is a animal.
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9/6/2015 10:01:40 AM |
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beanhammer
Denton, TX
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I do not see much difference
Between marrying a goat and the desire to put your
Win kid up another mans
Stinky ass.
Disgusting
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9/6/2015 10:03:51 AM |
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naprinciple
West Plains, MO
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I do not see much difference
Between marrying a goat and the desire to put your
Win kid up another mans
Stinky ass.
Disgusting
Good thing you're not gay or into bestiality, if you can't tell the difference
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9/6/2015 10:09:41 AM |
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walt_hallow
Lexington, KY
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OP wants to marry his mom, that's sick!
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9/6/2015 10:15:04 AM |
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testsignup
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Think of all the extra taxes the goat husbands would pay so that the rest of us can pay less. Not to mention, the ones chasing farm animals are less likely to distract the human women from the rest of us having a shot.
I'm in favor then.
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9/6/2015 10:39:34 AM |
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giss7
New Orleans, LA
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The government shouldn't be involved in marriage.
All you have to do is give up your marriage tax breaks and government is not involved in it. Have a ceremony in your house and you are married, you just can't claim it on your taxes
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9/6/2015 10:40:31 AM |
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beanhammer
Denton, TX
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OP wants to marry his mom, that's sick!
When you beat your spouce
Do they call animal controll?
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9/6/2015 10:52:36 AM |
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stargazzer
Creighton, NE
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From now on it looks as anything goes.
I think marriage in the past few thousand years was a religious thing so in protecting religious freedom the government should have left them selves out of it entirely.
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9/6/2015 11:01:04 AM |
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helmholtzwatson
Raleigh, NC
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It's not that baa-ad.
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9/6/2015 11:03:28 AM |
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walt_hallow
Lexington, KY
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When you beat your spouce
Do they call animal controll?
nah, they're familiar with your ex's behavior
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9/6/2015 11:03:51 AM |
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jester0011
Lake Waccamaw, NC
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no
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nat_now
Ocala, FL
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From now on it looks as anything goes.
I think marriage in the past few thousand years was a religious thing so in protecting religious freedom the government should have left them selves out of it entirely.
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9/6/2015 11:58:59 AM |
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blake6972
Bunker Hill, WV
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OP wants to marry his mom, that's sick!
Dude have you ever heard crossing the line?
You by far are one of the biggest jackasses on DH.
Get a life jackass.
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