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9/5/2015 5:51:00 PM  
blake6972
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Or any other type of animal and get benefits ?

I am very interested to hear what CEP posters have to say.
Well most of you.




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9/5/2015 5:54:21 PM Bunker Hill, WV  

naprinciple
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I don't care if you want to marry a goat


I wish you both every happiness

9/5/2015 5:56:08 PM Bunker Hill, WV  
blake6972
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Didn't expect a serious response from you who probably does have a goat husband.

Anarchy!!!

9/5/2015 6:01:20 PM Bunker Hill, WV  
juma2112
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Has the laws of the U.S.ever granted any ethnic, social, religious etc. group the right to marry animals?


9/5/2015 6:01:42 PM Bunker Hill, WV  

hurryme
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If we allow this then somebody is going to want to marry their horse.

9/5/2015 6:01:48 PM Bunker Hill, WV  

inventtis2
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The government shouldn't be involved in marriage.

9/5/2015 6:05:11 PM Bunker Hill, WV  
juma2112
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Quote from inventtis2:
The government shouldn't be involved in marriage.


Then states nor the feds should have ever been able to forbid SSM in the first place.


9/5/2015 6:05:19 PM Bunker Hill, WV  
Yasureoktoo
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Quote from hurryme:

If we allow this then somebody is going to want to marry their horse

lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

And after that, someone will want to marry 2 of them.

And after that someone will want the same sex.

According to God, (Allah), you are not supposed to have sex with a male goat.

9/5/2015 6:10:38 PM Bunker Hill, WV  
Yasureoktoo
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And what rights does the goat have if she is traded in for a younger model.

9/5/2015 6:10:59 PM Bunker Hill, WV  
nat_now
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Quote from juma2112:
Then states nor the feds should have ever been able to forbid SSM in the first place.


Take the filing status off tax returns then.

9/5/2015 6:12:42 PM Bunker Hill, WV  

longbobby
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Quote from blake6972:
Or any other type of animal and get benefits ?I am very interested to hear what CEP posters have to say.Well most of you.
----------------------------------------------

You're kidding, right?

This is a joke thread?

You can't be serious.

9/5/2015 6:14:09 PM Bunker Hill, WV  
sdgncalix3
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No. The animal can not give consent.

9/5/2015 6:15:17 PM Bunker Hill, WV  
blake6972
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I mean who are we to say who can marry who?

Don't want to be a bigot , right?

What if Ted wants to marry Mr Ed? Are the courts going to deny that?

9/5/2015 6:16:12 PM Bunker Hill, WV  
juma2112
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Quote from nat_now:
Take the filing status off tax returns then.


I suppose those who say gov should stay out of marriage would support that.

It makes no difference to me.


9/5/2015 6:16:29 PM Bunker Hill, WV  
blake6972
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Yes bobby it is a joke thread but I'm trying to make a point.

9/5/2015 6:17:10 PM Bunker Hill, WV  

longbobby
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Quote from blake6972:
I mean who are we to say who can marry who?

Don't want to be a bigot , right?

What if Ted wants to marry Mr Ed? Are the courts going to deny that?
----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Are you saying you think Mr. Ed is real?

9/5/2015 6:18:46 PM Bunker Hill, WV  
sdgncalix3
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Mr Ed should marry Wilbur

9/5/2015 6:19:43 PM Bunker Hill, WV  
juma2112
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Blake,
ur "argument" here Is FEEBLE at best.


9/5/2015 6:20:11 PM Bunker Hill, WV  

naprinciple
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Quote from sdgncalix3:
No. The animal can not give consent.



*****************************



Didn't god give dominion over the animals to man?

9/5/2015 6:21:12 PM Bunker Hill, WV  
hercules2010
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Quote from Yasureoktoo:
Quote from hurryme:

If we allow this then somebody is going to want to marry their horse

lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

And after that, someone will want to marry 2 of them.

And after that someone will want the same sex.

According to God, (Allah), you are not supposed to have sex with a male goat.


And you have to take the milk to the next town if you are a goat f**ker! Can't sell that tainted goat milk in your hometown!

9/5/2015 6:21:37 PM Bunker Hill, WV  
sdgncalix3
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Quote from naprinciple:
Quote from sdgncalix3:
No. The animal can not give consent.



*****************************



Didn't god give dominion over the animals to man?



That's what they say.

Guess it's good we don't live on planet of the apes.


I'd do a hot green alien broad.

9/5/2015 6:25:24 PM Bunker Hill, WV  
Yasureoktoo
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Man widowed after his goat 'wife' chokes to death

By FRED ATTEWILL

Last updated at 15:45 04 May 2007


A Sudanese man who married a goat was in mourning today after his wife died when she swallowed a plastic bag.


Charles Tombe shot to fame last year when he tied the knot with Rose.

A court ordered him to marry the beast "to save her honour" after he was caught making amorous advances toward the mother-of-one in the middle of the night.




.

Mr Tombe and Rose are believed to have lived happily ever after until her life was cruelly cut short.

The story, which became one of the world's best read tales, began in Juba, southern Sudan, in February last year when the BBC reported that the then owner of the goat, Mr Alifi, was awoken in the night by a strange noise.

Walking out of his traditional hut, he was confronted by the sight of Mr Tombe and Rose in a passionate embrace.

Today the Times reported that Mr Alifi said: 'When I asked him "What are you doing there?" he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."

When Mr Tombe was brought before a council of elders he claimed he was drunk when Rose caught his eye.

He was ordered to pay Mr Alifi a "dowry" of 15,000 Sudanese dinars - about £25 - since he was considered to have used the goat "as his wife."

In the same way a man is expected to marry a woman if he has sex with her in southern Sudan, Mr Tombe was deemed to have married Rose.

However, despite a happy marriage money was tight and Rose died after swallowing a plastic bag as she scavenged for food on the streets of Juba.

She is said to have left a male kid - not a boy. It is not yet known whether she will be cremated or used in a local speciality of goat curry.

Tom Rhodes, a Briton who helped to found the Juba Post which first broke the story, said townsfolk still congratulate him.

“It shows the Sudanese have a sense of humour,” the Times reported he said.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-452655/Man-widowed-goat-wife-chokes-death.html#ixzz3kuSU87s1
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9/5/2015 6:25:40 PM Bunker Hill, WV  
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If that's what you are into blake,go fo it??

9/5/2015 6:27:19 PM Bunker Hill, WV  
blake6972
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Quote from sdgncalix3:
No. The animal can not give consent.


This is actually a good response and I agree.

That being said yes I am being sarcastic but animal marriages have taken place .

Back to your response (me being a smartass) what if the individual was deaf, blind, and paralyzed?

How would they give consent?

9/5/2015 6:28:47 PM Bunker Hill, WV  

naprinciple
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Quote from inventtis2:
The government shouldn't be involved in marriage.




**************************


Agreed

9/5/2015 6:31:01 PM Bunker Hill, WV  
juma2112
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Are u going for a "most ridiculous" award blake?



9/5/2015 6:31:17 PM Bunker Hill, WV  

naprinciple
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I find it ironic that people are worried about whether a goat can consent to getting f**ked in the ass, but don't care whether a person consents to having the IRS f**k them in the ass.

9/5/2015 6:31:40 PM Bunker Hill, WV  
blake6972
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Quote from 61falcon:
If that's what you are into blake,go fo it??


Duh, I presented a question falcon not a statement of my wants.

You and others can laugh but it is happening and will continue.

Obviously I don't agree with same sex marriage , so obviously animals are definitely not a option.

But unfortunately we live in a world where people are bat shit crazy and others agree with their bat shit craziness.

9/5/2015 6:41:15 PM Bunker Hill, WV  

inventtis2
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Quote from juma2112:
Then states nor the feds should have ever been able to forbid SSM in the first place.


What church would marry them, besides marriage is a concept that came from religion.

Personally if they want to be perverted and get married, more power to them, just leave me alone with my right to own guns.

9/5/2015 6:42:02 PM Bunker Hill, WV  

mr_bad_robot
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Would these goats be gay goats or straight goats?

9/5/2015 6:42:25 PM Bunker Hill, WV  

jitssbaby617
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If there was a million people that wanted to marry goats liberals would cater to you.

9/5/2015 6:43:34 PM Bunker Hill, WV  

mr_bad_robot
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Quote from jitssbaby617:
If there was a million people that wanted to marry goats liberals would cater to you.


Only if they were gay goats

9/5/2015 6:44:55 PM Bunker Hill, WV  

longbobby
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Quote from Yasureoktoo:
Quote from hurryme:If we allow this then somebody is going to want to marry their horse
lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
And after that, someone will want to marry 2 of them. And after that someone will want the same sex.

According to God, (Allah), you are not supposed to have sex with a male goat.
-------------------------------------------

According to the jewish Talmud: jewish rabbi's are allowed to have sex with goats.

A lay jewish person is allowed to have sex with the goat only AFTER the rabbi first has sex with the goat.

Like these jewish guys....

Who just finished having sex with a goat.



[Edited 9/5/2015 6:47:35 PM ]

9/5/2015 6:52:21 PM Bunker Hill, WV  
annamally
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Oh come on ! Stop attacking goats ! I love my goats !

They are the sweetest animals ever .....

9/5/2015 6:53:27 PM Bunker Hill, WV  
sdgncalix3
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Quote from blake6972:
This is actually a good response and I agree.

That being said yes I am being sarcastic but animal marriages have taken place .

Back to your response (me being a smartass) what if the individual was deaf, blind, and paralyzed?

How would they give consent?


If they are of sound mind there is a way they can communicate.

9/5/2015 6:54:54 PM Bunker Hill, WV  

longbobby
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What is it about jewish rabbi's...

And wanting to dance after gang banging a goat?

9/5/2015 6:55:55 PM Bunker Hill, WV  
blake6972
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Another good response.
@ calix



[Edited 9/5/2015 6:56:25 PM ]

9/5/2015 7:01:16 PM Bunker Hill, WV  
Yasureoktoo
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Muhammed brand condoms..... very educational.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdVvnp2lGo0

9/5/2015 7:03:49 PM Bunker Hill, WV  
blake6972
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Damn bobby that last video is disturbing.

Is that from Jewish Mtv?

9/5/2015 7:06:47 PM Bunker Hill, WV  
sdgncalix3
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Someone is obsessed with Jews.

9/5/2015 7:20:09 PM Bunker Hill, WV  
alls_fair
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More power to you...if ye want to exchange vows with a goat or multiple goats...

I am thinking divorce rates would change if marriage to goats was a common practice!



9/5/2015 8:05:42 PM Bunker Hill, WV  

starfox22
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Before I answer that I have to see the goat and I hope the goat has a good job, and a fun sense of humor.

9/5/2015 8:36:22 PM Bunker Hill, WV  

longbobby
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Quote from blake6972
Damn bobby that last video is disturbing.

Is that from Jewish Mtv?
==============================================

You think that last video is disturbing? You should have seen the first part of the video where they were gang banging the goat.

9/5/2015 8:38:42 PM Bunker Hill, WV  

longbobby
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Quote from sdgncalix3:
Someone is obsessed with Jews.
======================================

Not half as obsessed as jewish rabbi's are about dancing after they have gang banged a goat.



9/5/2015 9:00:07 PM Bunker Hill, WV  

rava330
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depends. What kind of goats?

9/5/2015 9:44:35 PM Bunker Hill, WV  
Yasureoktoo
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9/5/2015 9:46:08 PM Bunker Hill, WV  

longbobby
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Jewish Rabbi and his Bride Fluffy preparing for holy matrimony together.


9/5/2015 10:47:43 PM Bunker Hill, WV  
blake6972
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Does it matter? It is a animal.

9/6/2015 10:01:40 AM Bunker Hill, WV  
beanhammer
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I do not see much difference
Between marrying a goat and the desire to put your
Win kid up another mans
Stinky ass.
Disgusting

9/6/2015 10:03:51 AM Bunker Hill, WV  

naprinciple
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Quote from beanhammer:
I do not see much difference
Between marrying a goat and the desire to put your
Win kid up another mans
Stinky ass.
Disgusting





Good thing you're not gay or into bestiality, if you can't tell the difference

9/6/2015 10:09:41 AM Bunker Hill, WV  
walt_hallow
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OP wants to marry his mom, that's sick!

9/6/2015 10:15:04 AM Bunker Hill, WV  

testsignup
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Think of all the extra taxes the goat husbands would pay so that the rest of us can pay less. Not to mention, the ones chasing farm animals are less likely to distract the human women from the rest of us having a shot.

I'm in favor then.

9/6/2015 10:39:34 AM Bunker Hill, WV  
giss7
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Quote from inventtis2:
The government shouldn't be involved in marriage.



All you have to do is give up your marriage tax breaks and government is not involved in it. Have a ceremony in your house and you are married, you just can't claim it on your taxes

9/6/2015 10:40:31 AM Bunker Hill, WV  
beanhammer
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Quote from walt_hallow:
OP wants to marry his mom, that's sick!


When you beat your spouce
Do they call animal controll?

9/6/2015 10:52:36 AM Bunker Hill, WV  

stargazzer
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From now on it looks as anything goes.
I think marriage in the past few thousand years was a religious thing so in protecting religious freedom the government should have left them selves out of it entirely.

9/6/2015 11:01:04 AM Bunker Hill, WV  

helmholtzwatson
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It's not that baa-ad.

9/6/2015 11:03:28 AM Bunker Hill, WV  
walt_hallow
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Quote from beanhammer:
When you beat your spouce
Do they call animal controll?


nah, they're familiar with your ex's behavior

9/6/2015 11:03:51 AM Bunker Hill, WV  

jester0011
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no

9/6/2015 11:04:00 AM Bunker Hill, WV  
nat_now
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Quote from stargazzer:
From now on it looks as anything goes.
I think marriage in the past few thousand years was a religious thing so in protecting religious freedom the government should have left them selves out of it entirely.



9/6/2015 11:58:59 AM Bunker Hill, WV  
blake6972
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Quote from walt_hallow:
OP wants to marry his mom, that's sick!



Dude have you ever heard crossing the line?

You by far are one of the biggest jackasses on DH.

Get a life jackass.





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