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Rietberg
Germany
61, joined Aug. 2008
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Yesterday I was at my local Pet store to buy a large bag of 'My Dog' dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had an elephant?
So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse
I told her that
"No, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Dog Diet again."
I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 10 kilograms before I woke up in the hospital ER with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with My Dog nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.
The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.
(I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.
I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. I'm now banned from Pets Mart
Better watch what you ask retired people.
They have all the time in the world to think of daft things to say.
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nick269
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cupocheer
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youtubejunkie
Medford, OR
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Oh my that was too funny.
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neal356
Oxford, AL
57, joined May. 2014
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I love this one
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