noprudesbaby
Palm Desert, CA
61, joined Apr. 2014
|
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor/veterinarian and told him that he and his wife/cousin didnt want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The Alabamian said to the doctor,"I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I dont see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me", said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5", at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand. 
Meet singles at DateHookup.dating, we're 100% free! Join now!
|
xall_night
Starke, FL
75, joined Mar. 2009
|
lol too funny 
|
alls_fair
Thorlákshöfn
Iceland
96, joined May. 2011
|
|