frappeyes
Houston, TX
67, joined Nov. 2011
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Nine Important Facts of Life
Number 9 - Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
Number 8 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 6 - Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.?
Number 5 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 4 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
Number 3 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Number 1 - Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your a** tomorrow.
... and as someone recently said to me: ‘Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long.’
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helena036
Sanford, FL
41, joined Aug. 2012
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That was a good laugh.
10. If you dont love yourself, why would anyone else?
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packersbabe920
Green Bay, WI
51, joined Jul. 2013
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xall_night
Starke, FL
75, joined Mar. 2009
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That was a good laugh.
10. If you dont love yourself, why would anyone else?
lol good one helena
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jbnoosaheads
Queensland
Australia
63, joined Jan. 2008
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That was a good laugh.
10. If you dont love yourself, why would anyone else?
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jinxthejuvy11
Philadelphia, PA
49, joined Aug. 2014
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The 3-star GeNeRaL of KiNgZ and PrOphetZ! 
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youtubejunkie
Medford, OR
59, joined Dec. 2013
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Number 8. I am not sexually transmitting. Poor me. lol
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inni_dreamz
Pasadena, CA
52, joined Nov. 2012
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