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| 2/25/2016 9:51:54 PM |
Happy with no arms |
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tc_spurs
Little Rock, AR
49, joined Feb. 2011
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A man lost an arm when his golf cart rolled over on him on a down slope. He became very depressed because he loved to play golf. One day in his despair, he decided to commit suicide and end it all. He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off. He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man down on the sidewalk skipping along, whooping and kicking up his heels. He looked closer and saw that this man didn't have any arms at all. He started thinking, "What am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself? I still have one good arm to do things with."
He thought, "There goes a man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk so happy, and going on with his life." He hurried down to the sidewalk and caught up with the man with no arms. He told him how glad he was to see him because he lost one of his arms and felt useless and was going to kill himself. He thanked him for saving his life and said he knew he could make it with one arm if the guy could go on with no arms. The man with no arms began dancing and whooping and kicking up his heels again. The man asked, "Why are you so happy anyway?" He said, "I'm NOT happy. My balls itch."
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| 2/26/2016 6:14:21 PM |
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packersbabe920
Green Bay, WI
51, joined Jul. 2013
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 that explains where his arms were
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| 3/5/2016 5:39:35 PM |
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xall_night
Starke, FL
75, joined Mar. 2009
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tc sad but a true story
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| 3/5/2016 5:45:02 PM |
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kweekhi7
Lansdale, PA
71, joined Aug. 2008
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that explains where his arms were
No, packers, hon, his arms were gone. His itching was relieved when he jumped up and down because that moved them around.
At least I THINK I am right...that is how I took it.
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| 3/5/2016 9:02:35 PM |
Happy with no arms |
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zimzane2
High Point, NC
56, joined Jan. 2013
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| 3/5/2016 11:24:59 PM |
Happy with no arms |
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pahoalookout
Dearborn, MI
75, joined Nov. 2007
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The same man went to a bordello and rang the bell.
The madame answered the door and asked what he wanted.
The guy said he wanted a woman.
The madame asked what he wanted a woman for as he had no arms.
The gay said, (and you knew this was coming, didn't ya?) "I rang the bell, didn't I?"
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| 3/5/2016 11:31:44 PM |
Happy with no arms |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
67, joined May. 2010
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| 3/6/2016 3:31:31 AM |
Happy with no arms |
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bald1954
Cold Brook, NY
62, joined Sep. 2009
online now!
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Man, rousing from a coma:
"DOCTOR!! I can't feel my legs!"
Doctor:
"Yeah.
That's because we had to amputate your arms."
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| 3/6/2016 11:26:05 AM |
Happy with no arms |
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packersbabe920
Green Bay, WI
51, joined Jul. 2013
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No, packers, hon, his arms were gone. His itching was relieved when he jumped up and down because that moved them around.
At least I THINK I am right...that is how I took it.
Oh
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