kathysmith
Blue Ridge, GA
54, joined Jun. 2010
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The American Civil Liberties Union suspected a fishing boat owner wasn’t paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to
investigate him.
ACLU AGENT: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them”.
BOAT OWNER: “Well, there’s Clarence, my deckhand, he’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there’s the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Jack Daniels and a dozen Budweiser’s every Saturday so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally”.
ACLU AGENT: “That’s the guy I want to talk to – the mentally challenged one”.
BOAT OWNER: “That’ll be me. What’d you want to know?”
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neal356
Oxford, AL
57, joined May. 2014
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Green Bay, WI
51, joined Jul. 2013
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Cold Brook, NY
62, joined Sep. 2009
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mapleh
Maple Hill, NC
57, joined Apr. 2012
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youtubejunkie
Medford, OR
59, joined Dec. 2013
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The American Civil Liberties Union suspected a fishing boat owner wasn’t paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to
investigate him.
ACLU AGENT: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them”.
BOAT OWNER: “Well, there’s Clarence, my deckhand, he’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there’s the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Jack Daniels and a dozen Budweiser’s every Saturday so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally”.
ACLU AGENT: “That’s the guy I want to talk to – the mentally challenged one”.
BOAT OWNER: “That’ll be me. What’d you want to know?”
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