uk1971
Rietberg
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packersbabe920
Green Bay, WI
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xall_night
Starke, FL
75, joined Mar. 2009
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uk, it seems as all your jokes are pointed at the U S. why don't you have any that put Germany down?
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uk1971
Rietberg
Germany
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uk, it seems as all your jokes are pointed at the U S. why don't you have any that put Germany down?
I don't only post jokes which are pointed at the US.
Didn't think you were so sensitive
I don't target ANY particular nation.
For Example......
Sheila, the Aussie housewife got out of the shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor.
Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she slipped, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.
She yelled out for her husband Bruce.
"Bruce, Bruce"
she yelled.
Bruce came running in. Bruce,
"I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor"
she said.
"Struth!"
Bruce said and tried to pull her up.
"You're stuck fast girl. I'll go across the road and get Frank".
They came back and they both tried to pull her up.
"No way. We can't do it, let's try Plan B".
Frank said.
"Plan B?"
exclaimed Bruce.
"What's that"?
"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we can break the tiles under her and release the vacuum" replied Frank.
"Spot on"
Bruce said.
"While you're doing that, I'll stay here and play with her boobs".
"Play with her boobs"?
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packersbabe920
Green Bay, WI
51, joined Jul. 2013
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Did someone say my namebut that is my name uk
I just thought it was funny tho, that is what jokes are meant to be
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youtubejunkie
Medford, OR
59, joined Dec. 2013
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If you need help with the boobs call me. lol
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