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Rietberg
Germany
61, joined Aug. 2008
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Having lived in Germany for over 30 years, I said to my neighbour,
‘What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany? Uncertainty or indifference?’
He answered:
‘I don’t know and I don’t care!’
What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German?
A Beaner-Schnitzel
One day Hitler decided to go to a psychic to find out what day he
would die.
After looking though her crystal ball, the psychic replied,
"Mein Fuhrer, you shall die on a Jewish Holiday."
Hitler was shocked!
He said,
"Well which holiday is it?"
The psychic replied
"Mein Fuhrer, the day that you die will always be a Jewish Holiday."
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xall_night
Starke, FL
75, joined Mar. 2009
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well UK are you trying to embaress me? oh well sore losers of revolutionary wars always do that! oh you should really chill out
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
67, joined May. 2010
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Very bratwurst of you. UK.
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packersbabe920
Green Bay, WI
51, joined Jul. 2013
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Those are good
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