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3/12/2016 7:23:33 PM Don't forget to set clocks  

trisha1
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one hour ahead before going to bed tonight.

I'm not going to loose an hour of sleep as I took a 2 hour nap starting at 5:30 pm.




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3/13/2016 8:44:04 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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Ocean Shores, WA
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With so many clocks ta change
I stressed an I got the mange
I dun one lass nite
A LED an nite lite
The rest I mite take ta the range



( / )

3/13/2016 9:00:25 AM Don't forget to set clocks  

wineandroses2
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trisha.

3/13/2016 11:28:06 AM Don't forget to set clocks  

itemgirl
Over 2,000 Posts (3,262)
Lima, OH
68, joined Mar. 2009


I left one clock that was not changed when we turned all the other clocks back. It tells the right time now. No problem for me!

3/14/2016 8:55:39 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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Ocean Shores, WA
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Thet arduous task a resettin'
Done twice's shirley upsettin'
The damm power wen out
An thet made me shout
All most as bad as bloodlettin'






3/15/2016 10:06:44 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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It is thet time a yeer wen they say
Change batteries in detectors taday
Along with them clocks
Open thet little box
Putta new nine volt in their or pray





3/17/2016 7:52:39 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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Cuz if ya don', ya'll be late fer them St. Paddy's Day festivities...

I'll have a black n tan an keep em comin'...






3/18/2016 5:31:56 PM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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I've two clocks, thet are older en me
One's cuckoo, witch is kine a like me
Both still work well
Butt given a spell
Both retired, witch is kine a like me






3/19/2016 9:23:27 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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HOW???

3/20/2016 9:28:29 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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If ya don't ya mite miss thet bunny
Every one nose thet wooden be funny
So, no Easter candy
Thet wooden be dandy
An at the bottom a yer basket... NO money!





3/21/2016 9:42:05 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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Ocean Shores, WA
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Ain't gonna set a head my clocks
Butt gonna gitta great big box
An ketch me a rabbit
Whom makes a habbit
Hidin' eggs butt he never knocks






3/22/2016 8:01:34 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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Some one, not me, should in vent one
Like computers, change time, not undone
With no fuss an no muss
In technology we truss
Change my clocks? No need, it's bin dun






3/23/2016 10:55:49 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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Ocean Shores, WA
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Settin' clocks izza favorite thing ta do
So, I go ta clock emporiums, wooden you?
I make sure ta take brakes
An have a few Twinkie cakes
There wuzza time them was gone, I was blew





3/24/2016 7:37:12 AM Don't forget to set clocks  

wineandroses2
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Forgot to change two clocks.

3/25/2016 9:29:59 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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There was a time... I liked ta go junkin'... Old clocks an lamps, I'd refurbish...

3/25/2016 9:54:34 AM Don't forget to set clocks  

wineandroses2
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Clocks have been changed for almost two weeks.

3/26/2016 9:34:34 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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Gotta set all my clocks fer thet bunny
Cuz if I miss him thet wooden be funny
The middle a the nite
Be cuz he juss mite
Come Saturday an not on Easter Sunday




Hay, it could happin...

3/28/2016 9:20:22 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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Priorities keep us changin' are clocks
Them inventors wanna invent a roun' box
Notta self changin' clock
Who'd want one, they mock
Don't want nunna them new brite colored sox.......





3/29/2016 9:59:27 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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3/30/2016 9:02:37 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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There wuzza a ad in the paper back when
Some one had ta change the time on BIG BEN
Who knew there wood be
Any more en juss three
All four faces, pay is good, do it a gain




3/31/2016 9:20:39 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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It didn' do no good ta reset em
Gurls said ya mite well ferget em
Our tummies will rule
Don' mean ta be cruel
BUTT... WAKE UP! AN FEED US!! Klem



Klem???

4/1/2016 9:08:35 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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Gonna fool the gurls, an set the clocks fer 3pm, an tell em they already had their 2pm snack...





4/2/2016 11:29:20 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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Ocean Shores, WA
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Ultimatum from my gurls...

They said this give an take's gotta STOP!
Or they'll poop on the floor an I'll mop
We'll sit down on strike
Daylight time 'TAKE A HIKE'!
Or they'll gitta new Poppa they'd swap






4/3/2016 8:03:06 PM Don't forget to set clocks  

trisha1
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Erie, PA
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I still have to take a nap almost every afternoon or early evening.

Hope this ends real soon.

4/4/2016 10:38:50 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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Ocean Shores, WA
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Two clocks I don' wind with a pendulum
Be cuz if I did, wood wreak bedlam
The cats wood be there
An jump up in the air
Ta kill them damm cuckoos with redrum






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLjixsUEj5E






4/5/2016 9:06:49 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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I notiss, ya said them clocks, was all plural
So resettin' em, ya mite need a, referral
1-900-call Angie
Not thet there Senjee
Angie's local, the Indian guy, ain't rural




4/6/2016 8:30:14 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-w9PiJflMw



Too complicated...


Juss have a...





4/7/2016 9:18:29 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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Ocean Shores, WA
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I didn't fer git ta change mine
A long with my nap time reline
Butt the gurls refuse
Ta change wen they snooze
Witch is all day long any time




4/8/2016 9:35:51 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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Ocean Shores, WA
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Some days are more fertile then others
Butt I'll tell ya if I had my d'ruthers
Ta set all my clocks
I'd git mental blocks
Butt I gotta cuz three was my Mother's





4/9/2016 8:16:54 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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I'm here ta tell y'all, not all ways does the early bird git the worm...

All I got wuzza a bad hare day...




4/9/2016 2:35:33 PM Don't forget to set clocks  

wineandroses2
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I finally got adjusted to the new time.

4/10/2016 9:16:31 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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I've a drawer fulla watches I don't change...



4/11/2016 9:15:34 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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With all these newfangled phones, they say watches are a thing a the past...


Whom, fer one, are these 'they'???




4/12/2016 9:23:06 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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Ocean Shores, WA
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Every kitchen appliance hazza clock
Not precluding the electric crock pot
So, I'll grumble an groan
Till the rite time is shown
My gurls want them cuckoos in headlocks






4/13/2016 9:35:59 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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Ocean Shores, WA
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I juss put a ad in the paper
Fer house keeper not lanscaper
With a stitch in time
Wen time ta change time
I'll have help changin' alla my clocks




Thet don't rime...

So, sue me...

4/14/2016 8:13:32 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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Ocean Shores, WA
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Them birds, are singin' as I rite
An I wonder, what is there plight
Whom sets there clocks
A black bird thet mocks?
How do they know if it's time ta take flight?






4/15/2016 7:52:47 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOLpCWlsCjw

4/16/2016 10:28:31 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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Ocean Shores, WA
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Juss like rum knee with wimin inna binder
I'd be skrewed if my clocks had no winder
Remember ta change em
I mite rearrange em
Daylight Savin's izza reel good reminder





4/17/2016 8:17:07 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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Ocean Shores, WA
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Changin' socks is easier then clocks
'Cept fer decidin' what color a socks
Butt puttin' socks on
Don't take neer as long
As ritin' a book like thet Spock






4/18/2016 9:00:27 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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Ocean Shores, WA
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In this here yeer a are LORD, 2016
Gotta git better, know watta mean?
I got wholes in my socks
Fer changin' them clocks
Smart phone with a clock on the screen






4/19/2016 8:37:41 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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Ocean Shores, WA
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Hickory D*ckory doc, trained some mice ta change my clocks
Thet clock struck one, so all them other chickens run away


Whateva!

4/20/2016 9:42:00 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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Ocean Shores, WA
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It ain't easy findin' good help these days
Chicken mice wen there struck run a ways
I'll trane me a duck
Whom won' run amok
With it's beek juss a tweek come wat mays






4/21/2016 10:26:43 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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Ocean Shores, WA
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No way, I've the memory of a elephant
Ta Spring a head, is quite thee a vent
An each day there after
Be a happy beer quaffer
Spring's fer Bock beer, I'll putta dent






4/23/2016 9:01:55 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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My Mamma didn' born her no dummy. I got ridda all them clocks with dials an kept only them digital ones...

Why, ya mite ask??? Cuz dog's ain't got thumbs... Think a bout it...





4/24/2016 8:52:58 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011


I have nite mares thikin' thet I fergot
Ta set all a my clocks thet I've got
I have one or too
Thet I'll never do
There old relics, so reset, I ought not






4/25/2016 8:30:35 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY1zZyJh4tM






4/26/2016 9:38:01 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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Ocean Shores, WA
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Wen GAWD said, 'set'cher clocks'
I thot HE said here's red socks
But red's not my color
Cuz I hadda red collar
I'd'rether have a couple ham hocks



Snooze ya lose...

4/27/2016 9:02:41 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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dftsc...


Cuz tomorrow it starts!!! The 2016 NFL Draft!!!

I'm elated... Not deflated...





4/28/2016 8:54:25 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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Ocean Shores, WA
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If ya ain't dunnit yet yer to late
So, I guess thet'll end the debate
Should'ja or not
Cuz if ya fergot
Ya mite juss go fish an cut bait




With a...

4/29/2016 10:17:05 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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Ocean Shores, WA
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It is said the early bird gits them worms
All so said, sleep in late don' git germs
An ta drink lotsa fluid
Go ta skewl git clue'ed
Don' fer git ta set'cher clocks on sojourns






4/30/2016 9:01:50 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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Ocean Shores, WA
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Metta gurl, whom wears skanty frocks
She said she wood come set my clocks
Tole my heart ta be still
Cuz if only she will
After witch, ta the beach fer long walks



It juss don't git no more romanclick then thet rite there, now do it...





5/1/2016 9:26:32 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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Ocean Shores, WA
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May First...


Don' fergit, change the page a yer calendar
Anna good day ta change what'cha wear under
With clean under shorts
Thet'cha got in Shreveport
Mom'll smile if yer struck by some thunder



Cuz Mom all ways tole ya... 'Wear clean underwear'...


'Yes Mom'...






5/2/2016 10:24:24 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (37,913)
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011


Sun lite izza natural time changer
An too cats 'their' time rearranger
So, I do what I'm told
Be cuz they will scold
Or else, my life wood be in danger





5/3/2016 8:06:49 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (37,913)
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011


Don't fergit ta set'cher clocks fer Mother's Day this Sunday...




5/4/2016 8:29:01 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011


My anaolosity, wooden allow me
Not set clocks, ones I kin see
My heart beet wood rise
I'd git blood shot eyes
Hyperventilate, witch ain' funny





5/5/2016 8:39:12 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (37,913)
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011


Sense my clocks are all ready set
So's I ain't gotta worry or fret
I won't be late
Fer a heavy date
With a purdy blon' not brunette


Izzit to late ta gitta date fer tanite?





5/6/2016 8:56:37 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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Ocean Shores, WA
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Change batteries, set'cher clocks, multitask
After witch, in thet sun, y'all kin bask
Butt what a bout them nite lites
Burnt out they ain't brite lites
Need more bulbs, wen I'll gittem, don' ask





5/7/2016 9:00:56 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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Ocean Shores, WA
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Don't fergit ta set'cher clocks fer the Derby taday...




5/9/2016 8:41:51 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PArggEnEj_Y


Change yer clocks so ya kin go git one...

5/10/2016 8:36:31 AM Don't forget to set clocks  
shaggyoledog
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Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011






I'm so confused...