kathysmith
Blue Ridge, GA
54, joined Jun. 2010
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and Marty, were getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Cory throws up all over himself.
‘Oh, no… Now my wife will kill me!’
Marty says, ‘Don’t worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you
twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill.
So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker.
Eventually Cory stumbles home and his wife starts to give him a bad time.
‘You reek of alcohol and you’ve puked all over yourself! My God, you’re disgusting!’
Speaking very carefully so as not to slur his words, Cory says,
Nowainaminit, I can e’splain everythin. Itsh snot wha jewthink. I only had a cupla drrrinks. But thiss other guy got sick on me…he had one
too many and he juss koudin hold hizz liquor He said he’s was berry sorry an’ gave me twenties bucks for the cleaning bill!’
His wife looks in the breast pocket and says, ‘But this is forty bucks…’
Oh, yeah… I almos’ fergot, he shhhit in my pants, too.’
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packersbabe920
Green Bay, WI
51, joined Jul. 2013
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bistia
Roseville, CA
49, joined Jul. 2009
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Funny!!!
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xall_night
Starke, FL
75, joined Mar. 2009
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she very happily took the $$$ 
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