| 4/20/2016 6:10:13 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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when everything in your house has "The Family Guy' logo on it.
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| 4/20/2016 6:11:40 PM |
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houston_rocker
Houston, TX
47, joined Aug. 2014
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When you're 35 living at home waiting for your Aunt Bubba to come over and give you bath.
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| 4/20/2016 6:18:40 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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when all you get for Christmas is camouflage pants and a gum job from your lover
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| 4/20/2016 6:28:52 PM |
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ronannlou
Suffolk, VA
45, joined May. 2014
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- Your blood alcohol content has ever exceeded your I.Q.
- if you think lol means "low on liquor.
- if you have a home that's mobile and three cars that aren't!
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| 4/20/2016 6:47:53 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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when you paint your home yellow to match the dandelions in the grass
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| 4/20/2016 6:49:45 PM |
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westy602
Phoenix, AZ
45, joined May. 2013
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when you watched your dog hump the new cat bed for 20 mins...
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| 4/20/2016 6:51:22 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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when youre dumb enough to eat dog shit...when your coworkers tell you its chocolate
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| 4/20/2016 6:53:49 PM |
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ronannlou
Suffolk, VA
45, joined May. 2014
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You think the stock market has a fence around it.
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| 4/20/2016 9:24:22 PM |
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wiscomatic50
Friendship, WI
52, joined Jun. 2014
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If your daily mode of transportation is a riding lawnmower.
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| 4/25/2016 7:09:49 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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when he tries doing Metallica riffs on a banjo
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| 4/25/2016 10:38:53 PM |
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facemonster13
Glen Lyon, PA
51, joined Nov. 2015
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When you have a pool party using a plastic kiddie pool
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| 4/26/2016 11:31:47 AM |
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frecklefarmer
Lebanon, MO
45, joined Oct. 2014
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I know ^^ Gatorade gets pissed when I use his home for a hot tub 
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| 4/26/2016 11:35:37 AM |
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ronannlou
Suffolk, VA
45, joined May. 2014
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this is where you get your Gatorade from...
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| 4/26/2016 12:08:58 PM |
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grrlygrrl
Wimberley, TX
39, joined Aug. 2013
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When you're 35 living at home waiting for your Aunt Bubba to come over and give you bath.
Aunt Bubba 
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| 4/26/2016 1:12:09 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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when brothers and sisters are still debating on who the babies daddy is years later
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| 4/26/2016 4:30:54 PM |
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ronannlou
Suffolk, VA
45, joined May. 2014
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If you've ever had your nipple bitten off by a beaver
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| 4/27/2016 12:22:56 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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when youre a winner on "The Price is Right" and have to sell your mobile home to pay the taxes on your prizes
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| 4/27/2016 3:48:18 PM |
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jagged_lil_pill
Hogansville, GA
50, joined Feb. 2016
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When ur kids get creative and use the hurby trash can to roll down the hill 
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| 4/27/2016 4:16:12 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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The whole family has spotted Bigfoot at one time....but described different by each one who saw him
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| 4/27/2016 5:05:08 PM |
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facemonster13
Glen Lyon, PA
51, joined Nov. 2015
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When your boots are held together with duct tape
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| 4/27/2016 5:06:49 PM |
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swtrlvr
Little Rock, AR
44, joined Jan. 2016
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... they have been on an episode of Jerry Springer
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| 4/27/2016 5:22:58 PM |
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mva_0615
Avon Lake, OH
49, joined Aug. 2013
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You have to climb thru your window to get inside your car
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| 4/27/2016 5:27:41 PM |
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windy_rider
Aspen, CO
41, joined Nov. 2014
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When you use your garbage can lid as a double for a sled.
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| 4/27/2016 6:04:16 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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when you pick up your date in the short bus
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| 4/27/2016 6:06:35 PM |
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facemonster13
Glen Lyon, PA
51, joined Nov. 2015
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When you and your date have the same uncle-dad 
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| 4/27/2016 6:08:41 PM |
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esty1
Mesa, AZ
47, joined Dec. 2014
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When you and your date have the same uncle-dad
I don't know the difference between a redneck and a hickbilly. 
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| 4/30/2016 10:26:41 AM |
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ronannlou
Suffolk, VA
45, joined May. 2014
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here's yor bubblebath
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| 4/30/2016 10:27:30 AM |
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ronannlou
Suffolk, VA
45, joined May. 2014
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your colon cleaner
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| 4/30/2016 10:28:28 AM |
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ronannlou
Suffolk, VA
45, joined May. 2014
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here's your ketchup
I had fun taking these pictures yesterday
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| 4/30/2016 10:33:31 AM |
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miss_morgan72
Bossier City, LA
45, joined Apr. 2014
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I don't know the difference between a redneck and a hickbilly.
Me either but here the term redneck comes from men that work outside in the hot sun and it burns the backs of their necks. Sometimes it is used as a derogatory term to imply they are backwoods and unintelligent. But its a stereotype and not true for most of these hard working men and women. And we also use it sometimes to joke and laugh at ourselves and those of us who live in the deep south. Like "you might be a redneck if...". 
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| 4/30/2016 11:08:20 AM |
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ronannlou
Suffolk, VA
45, joined May. 2014
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I don't know the difference between a redneck and a hickbilly.
someone told me that it depended on what part of the country they were in or from. I don't care, I am having fun 
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| 4/30/2016 12:02:54 PM |
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jagged_lil_pill
Hogansville, GA
50, joined Feb. 2016
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They take the riding lawnmower to the salon to get a hair cut.
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| 5/1/2016 8:10:39 PM |
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ronannlou
Suffolk, VA
45, joined May. 2014
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| 5/1/2016 10:02:06 PM |
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westy602
Phoenix, AZ
45, joined May. 2013
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I don't know the difference between a redneck and a hickbilly.
Ok its allegedly either a made up word that came from my  mind or a typo..
there is no real meaning...
I was  that night and maybe had a few too many  when I allegedly said the word "hickbilly"...
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| 5/1/2016 10:25:18 PM |
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facemonster13
Glen Lyon, PA
51, joined Nov. 2015
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hick-a-billy. to be an exteme redneck..to have been country when country wasnt cool.
You're welcome
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| 5/2/2016 2:55:31 PM |
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pentopaper2
Death Valley, CA
50, joined Apr. 2014
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saltines/cheese/microwave 30seconds. yup that's me, I call it "Hillbilly Nacho's"
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| 5/2/2016 3:09:15 PM |
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hbhealthy
Stamford, CT
39, joined Apr. 2016
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When roadkill is dinner
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| 5/2/2016 4:34:09 PM |
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ronannlou
Suffolk, VA
45, joined May. 2014
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cooking dinner
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| 5/2/2016 5:23:57 PM |
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frecklefarmer
Lebanon, MO
45, joined Oct. 2014
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When roadkill is dinner
Only if you put it under the hood and cook it on the engine during the ride home
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| 5/2/2016 5:25:47 PM |
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houston_rocker
Houston, TX
47, joined Aug. 2014
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When you get a mullet cut because you like the way it looks on your sister.
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| 5/2/2016 5:30:38 PM |
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ronannlou
Suffolk, VA
45, joined May. 2014
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Only if you put it under the hood and cook it on the engine during the ride home
there are a lot of things you can heat up or cook that way
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| 5/3/2016 7:16:02 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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When they're stunned that Pedro isn't on the voting machine
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| 5/3/2016 8:10:51 AM |
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windy_rider
Aspen, CO
41, joined Nov. 2014
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When you are heating your bath water on the stove.
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| 5/11/2016 1:31:16 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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when they go to the taxidermist to see what meat they're giving away for the week
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| 5/11/2016 1:49:33 PM |
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ronannlou
Suffolk, VA
45, joined May. 2014
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When you are heating your bath water on the stove.
that is a step up from heating water in a bowl to bath using the bowl
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| 5/14/2016 2:30:28 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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If you drive around wearing racing gloves on Indianapolis 500 Day
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| 5/14/2016 2:53:34 PM |
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ronannlou
Suffolk, VA
45, joined May. 2014
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I do have to admit that I used to be a part of a few of these bands
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| 6/14/2016 9:58:45 PM |
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uber_goober
Danielsville, GA
52, joined May. 2016
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Their chicken-fried possum fritters taste an awful lot like their possum-fried chicken fritters
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| 6/14/2016 11:16:36 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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the family fights over the false teeth that was in their dad's will
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| 6/26/2016 4:45:31 PM |
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westy602
Phoenix, AZ
45, joined May. 2013
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| 6/26/2016 5:39:58 PM |
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h2obearer
Moorhead, MN
53, joined Oct. 2011
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When you see him getting out of his old pickup in his Tommy Hilfiger bib overalls shorts.
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