| 4/11/2016 8:18:22 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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when he lends his false teeth to his wife for an upcoming job interview
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| 4/11/2016 8:19:11 PM |
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westy602
Phoenix, AZ
45, joined May. 2013
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I saw it in a Westy post....loved it. 
Did I say hickbilly??... 
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| 4/11/2016 8:20:11 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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yes sir
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| 4/11/2016 8:26:36 PM |
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frecklefarmer
Lebanon, MO
45, joined Oct. 2014
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you drink yourshine from a mason jar
That's not hillbilly tams
That's just good manners
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| 4/11/2016 8:30:11 PM |
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westy602
Phoenix, AZ
45, joined May. 2013
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when he lends his false teeth to his wife for an upcoming job interview
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| 4/11/2016 8:48:11 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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when the parents use a duck call to locate their kids
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| 4/11/2016 8:58:48 PM |
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westy602
Phoenix, AZ
45, joined May. 2013
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You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
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| 4/11/2016 8:59:27 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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become a plasma donor to pay child support
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| 4/11/2016 8:59:48 PM |
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westy602
Phoenix, AZ
45, joined May. 2013
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Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos"...
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| 4/11/2016 9:01:50 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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...oh hell no.
when you play a whole season of Duck Dynasty with the family on Christmas morning
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| 4/12/2016 1:44:34 AM |
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Ameadea05
Spring Hill, TN
31, joined Feb. 2015
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You live in the hickbilly country if the downtown is where the road becomes wider.
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| 4/12/2016 5:09:10 PM |
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ronannlou
Suffolk, VA
45, joined May. 2014
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this is your ride...
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| 4/12/2016 7:25:33 PM |
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westy602
Phoenix, AZ
45, joined May. 2013
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You think a turtle neck is key ingredient for soup...
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| 4/13/2016 8:49:40 AM |
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houston_rocker
Houston, TX
47, joined Aug. 2014
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When you drive through your town, blink and miss it all.
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| 4/13/2016 9:11:57 AM |
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pleazu2010
Hartwell, GA
53, joined Jan. 2011
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When they have a few drinks get all bold and show what a a** hole they are on DH ..
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| 4/13/2016 9:32:21 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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when she gets child support from her cousin and brother
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| 4/13/2016 1:39:05 PM |
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ronannlou
Suffolk, VA
45, joined May. 2014
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Their switchblade knife is made of a piece of wood, rubberband, and a clothes pin
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| 4/13/2016 2:11:49 PM |
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Ameadea05
Spring Hill, TN
31, joined Feb. 2015
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A good hickbilly would never allow his 12 years old daughter to smoke. In front of her children.
Yep.
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| 4/13/2016 4:03:55 PM |
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grrlygrrl
Wimberley, TX
39, joined Aug. 2013
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When they have a few drinks get all bold and show what a a** hole they are on DH ..
there must be quite a few hickbilly's on DH.
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| 4/13/2016 4:06:15 PM |
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evilsnickers
Seffner, FL
47, joined Apr. 2015
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When all their stories begin with, "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit!"
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| 4/13/2016 4:19:46 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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when he uses a watergun in a cofrentation
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| 4/13/2016 4:23:47 PM |
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justcruzin64
Felton, CA
51, joined Apr. 2012
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When they use flexa seal for birth control
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| 4/13/2016 4:27:49 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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when a couple decides to have their wedding reception in a barn
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| 4/13/2016 5:00:47 PM |
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ronannlou
Suffolk, VA
45, joined May. 2014
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when a couple uses Mossy Oak camo as the fabric for the wedding gown, groom's suit, and everyone involved with the wedding. then they take their wedding pictures in the woods with a Krispy Kreme bouquet for the bride's flowers. All that is seen in the pictures is the bouquet and floating heads
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| 4/13/2016 7:21:32 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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when you think flashing your d*ck at a female officer will get you out of a traffic ticket
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| 4/13/2016 7:32:48 PM |
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ronannlou
Suffolk, VA
45, joined May. 2014
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when a man stands in a lawn chair to pee thinking he is in the latrine, then falls through the lawn chair seat not realizing what happened
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| 4/13/2016 8:13:31 PM |
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westy602
Phoenix, AZ
45, joined May. 2013
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when your profile main pic is you posing with a dead deer...
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| 4/13/2016 9:22:57 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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| 4/13/2016 10:10:42 PM |
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pleazu2010
Hartwell, GA
53, joined Jan. 2011
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When your still many levels above a shit stiring twit on
social media ..
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| 4/13/2016 10:22:42 PM |
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westy602
Phoenix, AZ
45, joined May. 2013
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You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
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| 4/13/2016 10:24:53 PM |
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windy_rider
Aspen, CO
41, joined Nov. 2014
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Ya knownhow to makenya o_n moonshine.
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| 4/14/2016 6:54:41 PM |
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swtrlvr
Little Rock, AR
44, joined Jan. 2016
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..... they consider it foreplay picking ticks off one another
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| 4/16/2016 2:02:58 PM |
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ronannlou
Suffolk, VA
45, joined May. 2014
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you make good use of an old toilet outside. the bowl becomes the base for your new grill, just had grate to cook on, and the back of the toilet becomes the new ice chest
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| 4/16/2016 2:33:00 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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you have the stock car numbers tattooed on you
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| 4/16/2016 2:36:07 PM |
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ronannlou
Suffolk, VA
45, joined May. 2014
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you call these nut buddies
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| 4/18/2016 4:06:05 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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When he brags about the Rustoleum paint job on his house....that took him 49 minutes
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| 4/18/2016 5:13:22 PM |
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sweettlisa
Evansville, IN
52, joined Jul. 2014
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U put tires on the roof of your trailer to keep lightning from strikin it
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| 4/18/2016 5:26:36 PM |
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ronannlou
Suffolk, VA
45, joined May. 2014
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this is your hot tub
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| 4/18/2016 8:28:42 PM |
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ronannlou
Suffolk, VA
45, joined May. 2014
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| 4/19/2016 8:15:05 PM |
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ronannlou
Suffolk, VA
45, joined May. 2014
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| 4/19/2016 10:40:50 PM |
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swtrlvr
Little Rock, AR
44, joined Jan. 2016
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wearing a pair of NEW bib overalls is considered dressing up
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| 4/19/2016 10:50:49 PM |
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westy602
Phoenix, AZ
45, joined May. 2013
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they have started a petition to change the National Anthem to "Georgia on My Mind"...
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| 4/19/2016 10:54:16 PM |
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grrlygrrl
Wimberley, TX
39, joined Aug. 2013
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the fashion sense is wood camo, jungle camo, leaf camo etc etc ad nauseum
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| 4/19/2016 10:55:01 PM |
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jagged_lil_pill
Hogansville, GA
50, joined Feb. 2016
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When u refer to ur friends as the "redneck mafia"
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| 4/19/2016 11:00:27 PM |
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westy602
Phoenix, AZ
45, joined May. 2013
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I had forgot about that one...
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| 4/19/2016 11:01:36 PM |
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jagged_lil_pill
Hogansville, GA
50, joined Feb. 2016
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| 4/19/2016 11:07:31 PM |
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br106
Beloit, OH
35, joined Jul. 2014
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when you use a umbrella to fix a leaky roof vent in their camper seen it
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| 4/19/2016 11:11:29 PM |
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sweettlisa
Evansville, IN
52, joined Jul. 2014
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When u use cinder blocks and a piece of plywood as your kitchen table
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| 4/19/2016 11:12:15 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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when 8 out of 10 people in their bar sing Freebird on Karaoke night
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| 4/19/2016 11:15:22 PM |
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jagged_lil_pill
Hogansville, GA
50, joined Feb. 2016
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^^^ that would be "Sweet Home Alabama". Its easier to karaoke
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| 4/19/2016 11:18:46 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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Oh,I don't know.
Freebird is dreadfully slow...easier for a drunk to keep up with
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| 4/19/2016 11:21:01 PM |
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jagged_lil_pill
Hogansville, GA
50, joined Feb. 2016
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Trust me...I'm in the VFW on the weekends with karaoke at 9. I look for someone drunk enough to sing "Picture" with me but its like standing in line at the nursing home for medication.
Our VFW anyway
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| 4/19/2016 11:22:14 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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that's funny.
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| 4/20/2016 8:50:29 AM |
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facemonster13
Glen Lyon, PA
51, joined Nov. 2015
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Trust me...I'm in the VFW on the weekends with karaoke at 9. I look for someone drunk enough to sing "Picture" with me but its like standing in line at the nursing home for medication.
Our VFW anyway
Hell I'd sing with ya...stone cold sober too
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| 4/20/2016 12:58:08 PM |
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jagged_lil_pill
Hogansville, GA
50, joined Feb. 2016
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I wish u were closer cuz we would surely sing!!!
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| 4/20/2016 1:05:38 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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When they spend all day looking for Larry the Cable guy in the yellow pages
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| 4/20/2016 1:39:07 PM |
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pentopaper2
Death Valley, CA
50, joined Apr. 2014
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when you live in a 26ft Dutchman and pull it with a 97 Z71 4x4 
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| 4/20/2016 2:59:54 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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when he thinks his cb is a cellphone
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| 4/20/2016 4:07:29 PM |
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ronannlou
Suffolk, VA
45, joined May. 2014
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| 4/20/2016 6:07:34 PM |
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houston_rocker
Houston, TX
47, joined Aug. 2014
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When your trailer is on stilts sitting half off a steep hill with your grill and lawnmower underneath. Still room enough for pick m' up truck!
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