| 4/10/2016 2:48:02 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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when their family has a birthday party bash at Little Caesars Pizza inside Walmart
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| 4/10/2016 3:19:56 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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when they shower,shave and put their best cologne on...before they get on DH for a couple hours of hot posting
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| 4/10/2016 3:50:34 AM |
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pleazu2010
Hartwell, GA
53, joined Jan. 2011
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when they shower,shave and put their best cologne on...before they get on DH for a couple hours of hot posting
 
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| 4/10/2016 4:07:13 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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when they skip the gas and lights bill to bet on the pig races
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| 4/10/2016 11:15:39 AM |
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im_a_back
Tucson, AZ
49, joined Mar. 2016
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They considered the 5th grade their child's senior year
(I assume PONY hickbilly is the same as redneck or hillbilly)
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| 4/10/2016 11:27:16 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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I saw it in a Westy post....loved it.
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| 4/10/2016 11:30:02 AM |
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im_a_back
Tucson, AZ
49, joined Mar. 2016
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They said they lost their front teeth opening beer bottles and decided now it makes opening bottles easier.
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| 4/10/2016 11:31:26 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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when they sit around debating who their hottest cousin is
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| 4/10/2016 11:33:46 AM |
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im_a_back
Tucson, AZ
49, joined Mar. 2016
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They owe the taxidermist more than their annual income
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| 4/10/2016 11:35:54 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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when the son asks the dad if he can borrow the keys to the John Deer to take his girl out
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| 4/10/2016 11:38:41 AM |
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rivverratt1
Simms, TX
45, joined Feb. 2013
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When they have a truck, car, riding lawn mower and they rectum all.
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| 4/10/2016 11:44:31 AM |
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russmann11
Pasadena, TX
40, joined Jan. 2016
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When the lambs are not silent in your presence.
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| 4/10/2016 11:57:36 AM |
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im_a_back
Tucson, AZ
49, joined Mar. 2016
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Directions to where they includes turn off the paved road
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| 4/10/2016 12:04:11 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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when they use a leaf blower to clear the snow off their car
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| 4/10/2016 12:06:17 PM |
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im_a_back
Tucson, AZ
49, joined Mar. 2016
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Jack Daniels and Jim Beam are their most admired people
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| 4/10/2016 12:34:31 PM |
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forum_rose
Killeen, TX
40, joined Feb. 2016
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when they use a leaf blower to clear the snow off their car
if I lived where it snowed this would be an awesome time saver
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| 4/10/2016 12:43:18 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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I hope you use a cordless one.
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| 4/10/2016 5:38:16 PM |
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ni_hao_muffin
Surabaya
Indonesia
46, joined Dec. 2015
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They dunk their Oreos in their cat's milk dish.
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| 4/10/2016 8:35:03 PM |
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grrlygrrl
Wimberley, TX
39, joined Aug. 2013
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You dab vanilla behind your ears to smell purdy
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| 4/11/2016 11:21:51 AM |
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im_a_back
Tucson, AZ
49, joined Mar. 2016
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They own a home that is mobile but five cars that aren't
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| 4/11/2016 12:44:04 PM |
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houston_rocker
Houston, TX
47, joined Aug. 2014
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When you have a fist fight to see who wins your sister's affection for the night.
[Edited 4/11/2016 12:44:25 PM ]
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| 4/11/2016 12:51:58 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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when he relocates his mobile home next door to the girl he took on a date last
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| 4/11/2016 12:52:48 PM |
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houston_rocker
Houston, TX
47, joined Aug. 2014
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When your teeth outnumber your IQ
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| 4/11/2016 12:53:12 PM |
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houston_rocker
Houston, TX
47, joined Aug. 2014
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When you consider Nascar your favorite sport.
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| 4/11/2016 12:53:55 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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when he skips his kids weddings to hit the stock car races
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| 4/11/2016 12:56:31 PM |
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houston_rocker
Houston, TX
47, joined Aug. 2014
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When you use moonshine as a fuel alternate for you pick up truck.
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| 4/11/2016 12:57:39 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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when the family has their reunion at the Golden Coral
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| 4/11/2016 1:04:15 PM |
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xo_lj_xo
Haines City, FL
40, joined Nov. 2014
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When you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took
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| 4/11/2016 1:04:53 PM |
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houston_rocker
Houston, TX
47, joined Aug. 2014
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When you go to your family reunion to find a date.
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| 4/11/2016 1:19:38 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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when you grab your family and race to Walmart during a tornado,in fear your home will be destroyed
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| 4/11/2016 1:38:11 PM |
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ronannlou
Suffolk, VA
45, joined May. 2014
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When you help a relative move their fridge and the grass under needs mowing
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| 4/11/2016 1:42:54 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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when the family gets fresh mullets,because family portrait day is tomorrow
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| 4/11/2016 1:45:39 PM |
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sweettlisa
Evansville, IN
52, joined Jul. 2014
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When u consider dumpster diving as a shopping spree
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| 4/11/2016 1:46:25 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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when they borrow the wheels off the trailer to put on the riding mower
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| 4/11/2016 1:48:00 PM |
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sweettlisa
Evansville, IN
52, joined Jul. 2014
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They use an old toilet and a tire as flower pots in the front yard
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| 4/11/2016 1:49:09 PM |
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houston_rocker
Houston, TX
47, joined Aug. 2014
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When your first date is your sister.
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| 4/11/2016 1:49:12 PM |
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fireball650
Lewiston, ME
52, joined Oct. 2012
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when you got her tied to the table and for a moment you remove the duct tape and say see how romantic this is ! 
[Edited 4/11/2016 1:49:45 PM ]
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| 4/11/2016 2:01:28 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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when flex seal is still holding their house together
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| 4/11/2016 2:10:17 PM |
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kissingbanditto
Emmett, ID
54, joined May. 2009
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Little Red Solo Cup lights!
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| 4/11/2016 2:12:29 PM |
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houston_rocker
Houston, TX
47, joined Aug. 2014
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When you sell beer can chimes for a living.
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| 4/11/2016 2:14:06 PM |
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kissingbanditto
Emmett, ID
54, joined May. 2009
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Whew . . He said for a living! 
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| 4/11/2016 2:14:47 PM |
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fireball650
Lewiston, ME
52, joined Oct. 2012
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when your 11 year horse is more reliable then your truck .
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| 4/11/2016 2:15:05 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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when the wall collapses after hanging a flat screen tv
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| 4/11/2016 2:15:41 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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when your 11 year horse is more reliable then your truck .
that shit is funny right there.
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| 4/11/2016 2:20:05 PM |
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kissingbanditto
Emmett, ID
54, joined May. 2009
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I wasn't following . . When is a horse not reliable?
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| 4/11/2016 2:21:20 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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when the family isn't talking,because of a fight they got in over the dead dad'd double wide
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| 4/11/2016 2:22:23 PM |
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jagged_lil_pill
Hogansville, GA
50, joined Feb. 2016
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Urban dictionary
hick billy
People from the backwoods of missouri mostly, although there are patches of them that appear right here in south dakota, mainly around the pierre and sturgis regions. they usually reproduce within the family with dumb a** sayings like "aint no sense ruinin 2 familys" or "if u cant keep it in ur pants, keep it in the family". they like to sing songs to the "footloose" song usually containing these words"hick loose, hick loose, kick off ur farmer boots...relax, relax, grab on ur daughters rack..." and so on. u can spot hick billys by their mouth full of redman chew and nascar hats. also look for their other calling card, the mullet. hick billies run rampant with mullets, its a known fact. i think the discovery channel even did a documentary on it once.
They also breed like rabbits.
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| 4/11/2016 2:23:35 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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^^ that's awesome...hilarious
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| 4/11/2016 2:34:23 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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I don't recall her name,but the God aweful teenage chick on "America's got Talent".
her outfits were awkward,her singing was terrible!!
I don't know WHAT the hell she was trying to sound like.
but the judges complimented her to the point of gagging.
now,her family has a reality show soon.
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| 4/11/2016 2:47:38 PM |
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frecklefarmer
Lebanon, MO
45, joined Oct. 2014
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Urban dictionary
hick billy
People from the backwoods of missouri mostly, although there are patches of them that appear right here in south dakota, mainly around the pierre and sturgis regions. they usually reproduce within the family with dumb a** sayings like "aint no sense ruinin 2 familys" or "if u cant keep it in ur pants, keep it in the family". they like to sing songs to the "footloose" song usually containing these words"hick loose, hick loose, kick off ur farmer boots...relax, relax, grab on ur daughters rack..." and so on. u can spot hick billys by their mouth full of redman chew and nascar hats. also look for their other calling card, the mullet. hick billies run rampant with mullets, its a known fact. i think the discovery channel even did a documentary on it once.
They also breed like rabbits.
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| 4/11/2016 2:52:28 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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when they haul in livestock to the auto dealer and try using it as a down payment on an F150
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| 4/11/2016 3:41:19 PM |
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houston_rocker
Houston, TX
47, joined Aug. 2014
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When your liquor still goes on sale and your brother buys it.
Or, when your favorite Aunt Bubba shows up to babysit you.
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| 4/11/2016 5:30:00 PM |
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kissingbanditto
Emmett, ID
54, joined May. 2009
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Spam happens
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| 4/11/2016 5:53:34 PM |
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frecklefarmer
Lebanon, MO
45, joined Oct. 2014
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You have chickens running around the house
In diapers
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| 4/11/2016 6:07:35 PM |
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kissingbanditto
Emmett, ID
54, joined May. 2009
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Nooooo the ones in diapers are the kids. 
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| 4/11/2016 6:31:45 PM |
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frecklefarmer
Lebanon, MO
45, joined Oct. 2014
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Naw
They really do make diapers for chickens...
Really
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| 4/11/2016 6:32:01 PM |
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ronannlou
Suffolk, VA
45, joined May. 2014
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use a philips screwdriver instead of buying a lock to lock the back door
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| 4/11/2016 6:33:32 PM |
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frecklefarmer
Lebanon, MO
45, joined Oct. 2014
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The back door is just a piece of plywood leaning up against the house
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| 4/11/2016 8:06:08 PM |
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facemonster13
Glen Lyon, PA
51, joined Nov. 2015
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you drink yourshine from a mason jar
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| 4/11/2016 8:17:29 PM |
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kissingbanditto
Emmett, ID
54, joined May. 2009
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Hmmm . . Shine!
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