theindytechguy
Indianapolis, IN
56, joined Dec. 2013
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So I went fly fishin'. Walking out into the water I hear
pick me up....pick me up.....pick me up.
I look around. Hmmmmm.....nothing
Again.
Pick me up.... pick me up....pick me up.... down here.
I look down. There a frog.
Pick me up. I ask why.
The frog says pick me up and I'll tell you.
So I pick up the frog and it says to me; if you kiss me I'll turn into a beautiful woman and make you a wonderful wife. I'll fulfill all your dreams and more.
"AND MORE", are you serious? And a beautiful bride?
HUH, I've heard that from chicks before. Next she'll want to cohabitate. Then she'll want to take over my house, alienate my friends and family. Next she'll want half of everything I have then she'll leave to pull the same crap on her next sucker.
I think I'll just be kind to other guy and just stick her in my pocket.
Then she says "wait, kiss me". I said NAH, I'd rather have a talking frog.
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nick269
Akron, OH
56, joined Jun. 2011
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packersbabe920
Green Bay, WI
51, joined Jul. 2013
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pick me up
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xall_night
Starke, FL
75, joined Mar. 2009
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good one
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xall_night
Starke, FL
75, joined Mar. 2009
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pick me up
running over tgo pick up packers
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neal356
Oxford, AL
58, joined May. 2014
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Fresh..I like that one
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theindytechguy
Indianapolis, IN
56, joined Dec. 2013
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Packersbabe:
I wish you were in Indiana. You're a pretty cool gal.
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packersbabe920
Green Bay, WI
51, joined Jul. 2013
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oh sweet
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packersbabe920
Green Bay, WI
51, joined Jul. 2013
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running over tgo pick up packers
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