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11/8/2007 8:56:10 AM |
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fab4bird
North Augusta, SC
age: 50
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Good Lawwdd, Tru!!!! Didn't know they made them that big!!!
Must have been their Great, Great Granny's Panties!
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11/8/2007 9:02:44 AM |
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missette
Knoxville, TN
age: 65
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Now bolz's as you know all us young ladies keep an ace in the hole.You know we keep an extra pair of grannies panties around so you good looking guys can cool off! Thats our only protection ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!
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11/8/2007 9:48:52 AM |
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copterdriver
Saint Matthews, SC
age: 55
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Not on post but Grannies are not to be toyed with... lol
March 2000, Melbourne, Australia -- Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down -- and shot their testicles off! "The old lady spent a week hunting those bums down -- and when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way," said admiring Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp. "Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be: 'Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.'
Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the seedy hotel room where he and former prison cellmate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.
The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. "The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to," Detective Delp told reporters. "Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through."
The Rambo Granny swung into action after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. "When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the police would go easy on them," recalled the retired library worker. "And I wasn't scared of them, either -- because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' it all my life." So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos' car, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.
"I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them," the ornery oldster recalled. "So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door -- and the minute the big one, Furth, opened the door, I shot 'em; got right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in."
Now, baffled lawmen are tying to figure out how to deal with the vigilante granny. "What she did was wrong, but you can't really throw an 81-year-old woman in prison." Det. Delp said, "especially when all 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for sainthood."
I'd pay her attorney fees. She's old but she's a pistol...
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11/8/2007 9:54:54 AM |
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herefromminsk
Charlottesville, VA
age: 69
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I have said for years, when I talk with ladies who run SARA. That if a few more men would lose their manhood around here, there might be less rape. Go for it grannie.
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11/8/2007 9:58:11 AM |
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herefromminsk
Charlottesville, VA
age: 69
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Missette - How does it cool us off. Are we supposed to get turned off, use it as a large fan to fan ourselves, use it as a parachute, just a few suggestions.
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11/8/2007 10:02:57 AM |
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copterdriver
Saint Matthews, SC
age: 55
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Hey Tru on my Ex MIL those would be thongs... lol
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11/8/2007 10:14:00 AM |
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missette
Knoxville, TN
age: 65
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Herefrom- -Either one will do (smile)
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11/8/2007 10:20:10 AM |
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phucq
Panama City, FL
age: 65 online now!
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Copter, thanks for sharing the article on the hell bent for revenge, gun totin, testicle shootin granny... that old gal is a lady after my own heart.
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11/8/2007 10:38:28 AM |
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copterdriver
Saint Matthews, SC
age: 55
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If more people did that sort of thing the world world be a better place in the end.... lawyers ain't agreeing I'm sure, but that is part of the problem. It would deter a lot of people from being stupid, some will be in spite of anything. I was in Florida when they passed the concealed weapons law and the gun crimes dropped considerably.
You never know who's totin' and alot of people were after that.
I have neighbor that carries a concealed gun with him anytime someone comes on the property here he don't know. We can get a concealed weapons permit here if ya take a class. Lots of "toters" around.
With granny panties like the ones Tru posted, ya could hide a 44 or sawed off shotgun in there... lol
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11/8/2007 11:59:51 AM |
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copterdriver
Saint Matthews, SC
age: 55
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Want to post this cartoon... hope it works....
and this is for Herefrom.... enjoy!
[Edited 11/8/2007 12:02:08 PM]
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11/8/2007 12:07:50 PM |
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missette
Knoxville, TN
age: 65
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Coper i didn't know you had a pic of me man i'm looking good ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!no offence intended.lol
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11/8/2007 12:57:00 PM |
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herefromminsk
Charlottesville, VA
age: 69
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Copter - The rejection rate is so high, that the lady you earmarked for me is looking mighty mighty good.
I sent you an E-mail.
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11/8/2007 1:02:53 PM |
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thepkk
Springfield, MO
age: 52
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Love that cartoo Copter. Looks just like me in a thong.
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11/8/2007 1:06:14 PM |
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copterdriver
Saint Matthews, SC
age: 55
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Hey if rejection was money I'd be retired.... hang in there.
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11/8/2007 1:22:57 PM |
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herefromminsk
Charlottesville, VA
age: 69
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Well, in my case, rejection is money. Confederate.
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