butterfly58
Arcadia, MO
age: 58
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Vix TOO LATE!!! At least a couple have already found out where you live. They're sneaky little creatures also and they can be poisonous!!
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cholo2
Virginia Beach, VA
age: 53
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....GOOD TUESDAY MORNING TO EVERYONE!!!!!...yup a cup of brewed Java is just perfect for this chilly morning....and not to forget, a reading, a food for thought that may serve as an inspiration for the day.....
...NOW TAKE A LOOK AT THIS....101%
.....from a strictly mathematical viewpoint, what equals 100%
......what does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
.......ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100% ?
........we have all been in situations where someone wants you to GIVE OVER 100$
.........how about ACHIEVING 101%
..........WHAT EQUALS 100% IN LIFE?
....here's a little mathematical formula that may help answer this question...
.....if: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
...if: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K ...8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%
.....and: K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E.....11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%
......but: A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E......1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%
...THEN, look how far love of God will take you...
.......L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O-D....12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4=101%
therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that: while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close...and Attitude will get you there...it's the LOVE OF GOD that will put you over the top!....it's up to you if you share this with friends and loved ones just the way i did 
[Edited 11/13/2007 3:52:41 AM]
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cholo2
Virginia Beach, VA
age: 53
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....GOOD WEDNESDAY MORNING EVERYONE...YOU GUESS IT...A CUP OF JAVA...AND...A HUMOR TO SET THE TONE OF THE DAY....
...SCIENCE VS GOD...
....God is sitting in Heaven when scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore. science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what You did in the 'beginning' !!"
...."Oh, is that so? Tell me.." replies God
....."Well," says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man."
......."Well, that's interesting. show me."
........so the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.
........."OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, ...." interrupts God....." GET YOUR OWN DIRT!!!"
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herefromminsk
Charlottesville, VA
age: 70
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Good on, get your own dirt.
Three men were arguing over whose profession was the oldest. The minister said "6000 years ago God created man", the evolutionist said "no, before that there was caonfusion in the universe", the data processing executive said "and who do you think created all of that confusion"?.
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