forestrose
Calgary, AB
64, joined Dec. 2007
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Not sure if we're allowed to post something like this, guess I'll find out!
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Alberta is planning to do it's own, titled "Survivor - Alberta Style"
The contestants will start in Cold Lake, travel south to Medicine Hat then west to Lethbridge, Fort McLeod and on up to Calgary.
Then they will head north to Red Deer and Edmonton.
From there they will proceed west to Hinton and north to Grande Prairie, then up along Highway #2 to Peace River, down and over to Slave Lake, Westlock and St. Albert.
Then they will go to Ft. Saskatchewan, Vegreville, Vermillion and Bonnyville before eventually returning to Cold Lake.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with Ontario license plates and large bumper stickers that read:
I'm gay, and I'm a vegetarian.
Beer is harmful to your health.
Conservatives stink.
Deer hunting is murder, and I'm here to confiscate your guns.
The first one that makes it back to Cold Lake alive wins.
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iamaperson
Medicine Hat, AB
67, joined Nov. 2008
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You had me going there for a minute Forest.
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2bluiz
Calgary, AB
66, joined Feb. 2008
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Hey, 'Rose, you trying to say Alberta is full of rednecks?
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wisediva
Morinville, AB
57, joined Mar. 2008
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Thanks I needed that today...
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sierratoo
Grande Prairie, AB
63, joined Dec. 2008
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way too funny! only an Albertan would know the humour of that.
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iamaperson
Medicine Hat, AB
67, joined Nov. 2008
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Miss Forestrose, you have a very unique funny sense of humour, I like you.
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forestrose
Calgary, AB
64, joined Dec. 2007
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Thank you, thank you.
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