| 3/6/2008 8:52:30 PM |
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mindyb
Park Rapids, MN
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection make him
a sandwich.
What's the best sandwhich to warm the heart
For me...Turkey and Swiss on a Croissant...heated with lettuce and a pickle of course!
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| 3/6/2008 9:00:46 PM |
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towfrog
Lawrenceville, GA
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MINDYB,,,IS THAT YOU ON THE RIGHT
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| 3/6/2008 9:02:04 PM |
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dutchboy4u
Huntington Beach, CA
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I'll take one of those Mindy!!! Uhem, The sandwich first please!
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| 3/6/2008 9:03:29 PM |
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mindyb
Park Rapids, MN
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awww sweety ...I am a Natural
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| 3/6/2008 9:04:48 PM |
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samanyolu
Fresno, CA
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There is always an exception to any rule in this universe.
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| 3/6/2008 9:05:33 PM |
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bertdcaveman
Norway, IA
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Yeah blondes are just redheads with the fire F**ked out of them 
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| 3/6/2008 9:06:20 PM |
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tazzper23
Texarkana, TX
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lmao it take more the sex are food to get my heart
to me a woman can cook her a** off and i'll thank her for it .are she can have the best looking body in the world .
but i think of the [what if]
what if she can't cook
what if she ugly
what if she is no good in bed
so i look for the little thing
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| 3/6/2008 9:10:30 PM |
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towfrog
Lawrenceville, GA
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I must say redheads are my weakness...I love them old pinup girls,,,betty page is the best of all I think,,, beautiful girl
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| 3/6/2008 9:11:01 PM |
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justlooking630
West New York, NJ
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Mindyb you make me laugh out loud too funny but true !!!!
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| 3/6/2008 9:23:41 PM |
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drummaster777
Auburn, WA
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Greatest...thread...ever. No joke.
Mindy, you really do seem to understand men!
That picture rules BTW.
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| 3/6/2008 9:27:12 PM |
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kgearly1021
Reidsville, GA
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Dutch-I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but those are Hugh Hefner's "wives," the ones on the Girls Next Door, I am not sure they are willing to give up the Playboy Mansion.
Somebody make Dutch a sandwich.
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| 3/6/2008 9:27:57 PM |
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magtag
East York, ON
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OMG Girl!! You're brilliant 
...I love the turkey and swiss too!
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| 3/6/2008 9:38:40 PM |
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mindyb
Park Rapids, MN
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IT IS SO GOOD...I REALLY WANTED TO MAKE A SANDWHICH with all the facesof all my male friends ,we only get 8 feature spots and thats sucks but how cool it would have been to see this towering daggwood with the faces of Gothabillygoat and Stack and Drummer777 and Castertroy and Fourbarrs and Tvetts and Hot007 and the rest.... I was going to put Krupa head on top like a pickle on a toothpick since he does not do the friends list thing I thought it would be so funny... So I went with my favorite turkey and swiss heated on croissant instead
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| 3/6/2008 9:41:03 PM |
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magtag
East York, ON
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Now THAT sandwich I would like to see!!!
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| 3/6/2008 9:41:14 PM |
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drummaster777
Auburn, WA
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I am one of those two things, if not both, 24/7 pretty much.
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| 3/6/2008 9:42:54 PM |
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smokeslow
Keansburg, NJ
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YA .K., THEN YOU WOKE UP,'ALL MEN',HOW ABOUT LONELY AND LOOKING,HU?    
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| 3/6/2008 9:49:08 PM |
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hkm
Bloomington, IL
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I agree. My friend Mindy told me one time that the way to any man's heart is through his stomach.
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| 3/6/2008 9:52:55 PM |
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drummaster777
Auburn, WA
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That is very, very true hkm.
Ladies, if you have some important issue you want to ask your man and you really want to get a positive response from him, the best thing you can do is fix him a nice big meal. And when he's all finished and full and relaxed, THAT'S when you ask him and bring up whatever you need to ask or talk to him about. He's feeling all full and relaxed and thinking how awesome his woman is for making him that nice meal and everything. Your chances of getting what you want from him are significantly better right at that moment.
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| 3/6/2008 10:33:15 PM |
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mindyb
Park Rapids, MN
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Drmmer thnx for the mail, you have a novel in your mailbox....dont worry baby i wont say the "S" word....WEll HKM...thats so weird...lol.....HKm hs the take on dijon pecan crusted talapia....right!! i will just keep catering the parties...hey pickle want a jello shot???? WAIT TIL YOUR BIRTHDAY THIS YEAR B*TCH!!!  
GET YOUR PICKLE LOVIN MOUTH ROUND THIS ONE SMARTASS
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| 3/6/2008 10:34:10 PM |
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fourbars
Alva, OK
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i resent that mindy....you left out tired...
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| 3/6/2008 10:36:00 PM |
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fandanny
Cobleskill, NY
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Not hungry
Not horny
Damn I must be
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| 3/6/2008 10:37:05 PM |
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oldeschoolcharm
Monroe, WA
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I guess I'm not a "man " then.
If I met someone who's company made me happy, and who was otherwise affectionate, but, for whatever reason, couldn't have sex, I'd be happy.
At some point in your life, you realize the value of companionship.
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| 3/6/2008 10:40:45 PM |
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mindyb
Park Rapids, MN
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TIRED?? ha!!
FOUR...Not on my shift baby!
Sorry your sick,sure hope you get feeling better Danny
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| 3/6/2008 10:41:42 PM |
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hkm
Bloomington, IL
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Hey you, watch that mouth !!!!!!! I bet I COULD get my Picklicious (as u put it) mouth around that !!!! Don't forget the last time you thought you had a jello shot I couldn't do!!!!!!
PROVED YOU WRONG !!!!! huh??
And Yes.... the Tilapia turned out WONDERFUL......... melted in ur mouth.
DAMN I'M GOOD !!!!!
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| 3/6/2008 10:42:44 PM |
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mindyb
Park Rapids, MN
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YES I DO AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN ....WATCH ME!!!
Muuaaaaaaaaaaaah...right here were it hurts!!
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| 3/6/2008 10:44:10 PM |
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mindyb
Park Rapids, MN
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lmfao...ilove uuuuuuuuuuuuu...tooo f*cking funny....oh the stories we could tell....lol
I know somehting you dont know
I know somehting you dont know
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| 3/6/2008 11:33:51 PM |
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daddyduck
Splendora, TX
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With all the generalizations I'm not near as suprised to see why some people are still single. Met a lot of sorry b*tches in my time, but all women ain't. Of coarse if they were I guess all men would be hungry or horny, what else could you want to do with a b*tch
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| 3/6/2008 11:39:09 PM |
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rickls1935
Fort Wayne, IN
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you sure know me, mindy!
i'm a true libra!
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| 3/7/2008 1:10:02 AM |
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mindyb
Park Rapids, MN
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Libras have a love affair with beauty,art,music
the world....women...women....women....women..oh sorry the needle stuck...food..women..
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| 3/7/2008 1:21:17 AM |
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s83biker
Arvada, CO
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Mindy, your too funny!
And your so right, men do love them REDHEADS!
I'd like one right about NOW!
Any takers?
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| 3/7/2008 3:10:09 AM |
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togot
Rockford, IL
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you forgot angry and tired
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| 3/7/2008 5:28:45 AM |
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bikerangel3
Pittsburgh, PA
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Sweet Boy, Those are emotions direct result of starving and very horny or starving and to well laid to get up to pee!  LOL Just kidding, and they say we have mood swings LOL
Mindyb, Luv the sandwich but my fav is just like yours with 2 very crisp bacon slices patted dry and then crumbled on top of turkey then covered with swiss cheese and heated!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM GOOD!!! Extra pickels for me !!!!!
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| 3/7/2008 6:22:34 AM |
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mindyb
Park Rapids, MN
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I have to pass on the bacon...too many calories as it is ...hard to resistant croissant...croissant low fat cream cheese and strawberries..delightful
i agree angry is not an emotion as much as it an exerience....the termanology emotional state of being...so i would say if your angry and tired dont do crack
Naaaaw I am just teasing ya...but yeah both of those are not normal sounds like you might need an enema and again ok well some form of detoxicafition of spirit and mind...that will take care of run naked in the rain the will perk up in the morn'
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| 3/7/2008 5:22:17 PM |
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mindyb
Park Rapids, MN
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oooh i missed that part moood swings...my mood will swing when provoked and I finally get backed into a corner, You might hear me hiss then but over all i find that the meni have known have more mood swings than I have ever thought of having....maybe its because they need to exapand byond the two emotions
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| 3/7/2008 5:27:59 PM |
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happiman
Minneapolis, MN
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I agree to a point but I refuse to be satisfide until I can make her feel good.
A happy woman is the best you can get.
now I am hungry so let's eat what can (I) make for you sweetie?
some of us think of you first hun.
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| 3/7/2008 5:45:45 PM |
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mindyb
Park Rapids, MN
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big salad freash mango and strawberries big heaping scoop of cottage cheese on top a couple hardboled eggs....mmm thats sound like summer in my mouth...so sick of winter...ugh! Ohhh now heres a cool twist what food would you like to eat off of a woman? ...dont say any...its fantasy time
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| 3/7/2008 5:59:19 PM |
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italianman30
Sacramento, CA
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yep your right two emotions
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| 3/7/2008 6:01:57 PM |
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mindyb
Park Rapids, MN
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Hook up a feeding tube,give them something to chew on and they are good to go
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| 3/7/2008 6:03:11 PM |
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stellablu
Saint Louis, MO
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lol....
mmmm
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| 3/7/2008 6:09:23 PM |
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papi076
Yucaipa, CA
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you are rite
thats why i dont like sex with food the whole choclate whip cream thing
its very confusing
messes up my emotions
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| 3/7/2008 7:19:37 PM |
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mindyb
Park Rapids, MN
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i have never known a libra not to like chocolate or whip cream on a woman....Libras are the wh*redogs of the Zodiacs.
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| 3/8/2008 1:48:35 PM |
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italianman30
Sacramento, CA
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shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dont tell everyone
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| 3/8/2008 4:28:56 PM |
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mindyb
Park Rapids, MN
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Your not a llibra!!
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| 3/8/2008 4:30:19 PM |
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aka_neo
Marathon, FL
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I was happy today . That's three emotions .
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| 3/8/2008 4:31:34 PM |
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metal1970
Towson, MD
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I'm both hungry and horny now! The triplets are a good appitizer
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| 3/9/2008 4:53:03 PM |
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mindyb
Park Rapids, MN
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Well i do understand the mind of man....'its good to be the Queen"...lol
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| 3/12/2008 5:56:02 PM |
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mindyb
Park Rapids, MN
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no more hungry and horny men?!! I guess I will go make a sandwich. And to think i would find some new twist..mmmm beef summersausage and peanut butter on toast dip it in a small glass of Bunny milk...my dad invented that one, we all love it......hey its great give it a try, salami is not the same..."Busch" brand summer sausage is the best, i preferr jif, a choosy mom thing and if its gonna be quick its gotta be thick...go for the powder...
anyone got some strange combo's?
what kind of oddball creations do you make?
Do you have a during sex/after sex food?
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| 3/14/2008 8:32:11 PM |
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mindyb
Park Rapids, MN
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Horny SANDWHICH
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| 3/14/2008 8:36:11 PM |
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hotdoggy13
Nazareth, PA
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that guy on the bottom should be facing up!
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| 3/14/2008 8:42:02 PM |
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mindyb
Park Rapids, MN
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I agree hotdoggy....how you doing? Was it not perfect today or what?!!
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| 3/14/2008 8:44:37 PM |
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hotdoggy13
Nazareth, PA
58, joined Dec. 2007
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I'm doing great thankyou it was a good day to sell hotdogs today I sold out! by 2:30 too
dosent anybody read the text its a joke?
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| 3/14/2008 8:49:29 PM |
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mindyb
Park Rapids, MN
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WellI am glad your having a good day and plllzzzzzzzz dont get pissed at me but wont that pic get ya in big trouble, I want to be sure no trouble Hot doggy oh plz dont get mad at me, i can only imagine what your thinking but there is this no nudity thing to respect that Dustin ask....Dustin I am innocent!!!...not my fault..
Hot doggy much luv
Don't kill me...i need a hide behind something before Hotdoggy gets the ketchup and mustard after me.
I am glad you had a great day tho sincerly.
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| 3/14/2008 9:25:58 PM |
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darrelslookn4u
Bullhead City, AZ
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Well all I can say is there are times when I wish
those were my "ONLY TWO" emotions!
  
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| 3/15/2008 7:57:16 PM |
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mindyb
Park Rapids, MN
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| 3/15/2008 7:59:08 PM |
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weatherby1980
Rogers, AR
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we get sleepy too lol usually after we take care of horny lol
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| 3/15/2008 8:04:39 PM |
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mindyb
Park Rapids, MN
52, joined Nov. 2007
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naaaaaaaaaw...never seen that happen.
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| 3/15/2008 8:07:12 PM |
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bry11ca
Irving, TX
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What happened to sleepy? 
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| 3/15/2008 8:36:02 PM |
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mindyb
Park Rapids, MN
52, joined Nov. 2007
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Grumpy knocked him the f*ck out
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| 3/15/2008 8:55:53 PM |
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luvzhugz12
Bertram, TX
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If they are only hungry or horny and I don't usually cook then.....
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| 3/15/2008 9:51:27 PM |
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mindyb
Park Rapids, MN
52, joined Nov. 2007
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I DO with fire
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