3/10/2008 9:41:52 AM |
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londen
Ingersoll, ON
67, joined Jan. 2008
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TREE HUGGER
Only a Canadian can truly appreciate this!
A woman from Vancouver, who was a tree hugger and anti-hunter, purchased acres of timberland, near Lake Cowichan, Vancouver Island. There was a huge tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to view the natural splendor of her land, so she climbed the tree. As she neared the top, she encountered an endangerd spotted owl . It attacked her! In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground.
The ensuing fall incurred several splinters of wood in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor, 35 minutes away in Duncan. She told him she was an environmentalist and anti-hunter and how she came to receive all of the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience. He then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help.
The impatient patient sat and sat, and waited for three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, 'What took you so long?' He smiled and said, 'Well, I had to get permits from Environment Canada, the BC Forest Service and Worksafe BC before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but they turned me down.'
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3/10/2008 6:53:22 PM |
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spyderwoman
Hamilton, ON
54, joined Feb. 2008
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cute
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3/11/2008 4:09:26 PM |
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rudracula
Clairmont, AB
59, joined Feb. 2008
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That was good
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3/20/2008 10:50:54 AM |
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pedro_2079
Peterborough, ON
30, joined Feb. 2008
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the most intellectual and cheecky joke ive heard in some time.
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3/21/2008 9:58:27 AM |
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shnpker
Petrolia, ON
73, joined Jan. 2008
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Cute. Lol.
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3/21/2008 4:19:35 PM |
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tobiano222
Woodstock, ON
64, joined Dec. 2007
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Truly a canadian giggle, I love a good giggle, thanx
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3/21/2008 4:29:37 PM |
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mspacman1951
Brampton, ON
66, joined Mar. 2008
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Hi
ROFLMAO
I love it so cute...........
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5/18/2008 10:12:41 AM |
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drydenman46
Dryden, ON
58, joined Jan. 2007
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This is the 2nd one I've read by you and really enjoyed. As the saying goes "Keep em coming sweetheart"
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8/24/2008 7:42:11 AM |
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funny_girl1953
Kitchener, ON
64, joined Aug. 2008
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lol,That was very funny,I am Canadain,
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8/28/2008 11:42:39 AM |
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steviewonder77
Sault Ste Marie, ON
66, joined Feb. 2008
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9/28/2008 12:52:23 PM |
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mystic_water
St Catharines, ON
57, joined Sep. 2008
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LOL
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10/4/2008 6:08:06 PM |
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heathertrinnity
Kitchener, ON
39, joined Jan. 2008
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That is soo funny LOL!!!
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10/5/2008 10:06:24 AM |
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quietone68
Kitchener, ON
49, joined Oct. 2008
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