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arkiebama
Union Grove, AL
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he's gonna get even with ye.
i'm a baptist preacher and i know for a fact there is a god and he loves me..
and all of you are gonna burn in hell. so get saved while there's still time.
i'm having a revival at my church next week and i want to invite all of yall to attend.
there will be a baptizing after my sermon. god bless each and every one of you.
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OH HELL I CAN'T KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE WHILE TYPING THIS BULL SHIT....lmao!!!!!
how is all my heatheren friends doing? i'm sure a few of yall remember me.
i noticed that
duccy is still b*tching and arguing about everything (just kidding hun,LOL))
queeny, still as sweet as ever
and my ole buddy ski . have you got laid yet? i'm still praying for ye.lmao
oh well,,,i'm bored and just wanted to start some shit and i thought this was a good place to do it..
AKA LOGIC49
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| 7/5/2011 9:26:45 PM |
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
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arkiebama
Well, you are alive.......LOL
Thank you for mentioning me "first".
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| 7/5/2011 9:54:06 PM |
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arkiebama
Union Grove, AL
68, joined Jun. 2011
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well,,i met you in person so i gave you top billing..lol
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| 7/5/2011 10:01:11 PM |
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
64, joined Aug. 2008
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well,,i met you in person so i gave you top billing..lol
I am top notch girl...
I retired last week.....
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| 7/6/2011 7:58:32 AM |
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arkiebama
Union Grove, AL
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i retired a couple of months ago. sure is nice not having to go to work..
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| 7/6/2011 1:14:10 PM |
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
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i retired a couple of months ago. sure is nice not having to go to work..
I knew you did...you told everybody.
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| 7/6/2011 1:51:07 PM |
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arkiebama
Union Grove, AL
68, joined Jun. 2011
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WELL EXCUSE THE HOLY HELL OUT OF ME!!!!i forgot..
the memory is the first thing to go when you get old.
OH btw!!!! DID I TELL YE I RETIRED???
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| 7/6/2011 4:11:12 PM |
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
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WELL EXCUSE THE HOLY HELL OUT OF ME!!!!i forgot..
the memory is the first thing to go when you get old.
OH btw!!!! DID I TELL YE I RETIRED???
sure...but not because retirement...lol
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| 7/7/2011 7:31:28 PM |
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illegalpo0p
Valdosta, GA
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So theres no revival? Damn, I was hoping to see the light...then be blinded and turn the switch back off. 
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| 7/7/2011 8:30:55 PM |
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arkiebama
Union Grove, AL
68, joined Jun. 2011
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So theres no revival? Damn, I was hoping to see the light...then be blinded and turn the switch back off.
don't worry my brother, paster arkie wiil show you the light. let me do it now,,
bugabugabuga, hachichombigobblygop amen.........
DO YOU SEE IT??????????
please send your check to
ARKIE'S MINISTRY'S
PO BOX 666
UBENF**KED, GERMANY,
AC, 101101101
THANKS
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| 7/8/2011 7:23:19 AM |
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
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| 7/8/2011 8:51:49 AM |
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arkiebama
Union Grove, AL
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i know i'm full of something,, i just don't know "WHAT"
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| 7/8/2011 11:05:44 AM |
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
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i know i'm full of something,, i just don't know "WHAT"
How did you know that sign was about you?
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| 7/8/2011 1:39:15 PM |
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arkiebama
Union Grove, AL
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i don't know,,,, It just sounds like smething you would say, plus it's right under my post. common sense?????
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| 7/8/2011 3:10:14 PM |
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
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You? never.
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| 7/8/2011 5:35:25 PM |
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arkiebama
Union Grove, AL
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You? never. [/quot
thats why i became a preacher, this job don't require common sense,,,LMAO!!!
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| 7/9/2011 6:08:10 AM |
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maruli
Mönchengladbach
Germany
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arkiebama: I insist, that you remove that pastor from Germany. Who has allowed you to dump your garbage near me?
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| 7/9/2011 10:50:55 AM |
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arkiebama
Union Grove, AL
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arkiebama: I insist, that you remove that pastor from Germany. Who has allowed you to dump your garbage near me?
lmao!! do you mean there is actually a place in Germany called 'YOU-BEEN-F**KED'?
BTW ,i don't like the word "INSIST". it implies that you have power over me, which you do not. you don't have the right to "INSIST" i do anything!!!!
I INSIST YOU GET A SENSE OF HUMOR.
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| 7/9/2011 4:26:12 PM |
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maruli
Mönchengladbach
Germany
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AC = Aachen, and that indeed is near me.... And thanks for the lesson in the English vocabulary. And now, take the pastor off this country, we have already superfluous pastors. Only one was successfully sent off to Rome.....
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| 7/9/2011 4:59:05 PM |
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arkiebama
Union Grove, AL
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AC = Aachen, and that indeed is near me.... And thanks for the lesson in the English vocabulary. And now, take the pastor off this country, we have already superfluous pastors. Only one was successfully sent off to Rome.....
A/C = area code... LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
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| 7/10/2011 9:33:01 AM |
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
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lmao!! do you mean there is actually a place in Germany called 'YOU-BEEN-F**KED'?...
One would think such place would be found in Pennsylvania......
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| 7/10/2011 9:36:06 AM |
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
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we have already superfluous pastors.
Aren't all pastors superfluous?
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| 7/10/2011 9:40:54 AM |
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
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Only one was successfully sent off to Rome.....
No problem with him showing his face in Rome...now, if he only would close his crapper.
Carajo...I am having fun with this thread.
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| 7/10/2011 2:16:55 PM |
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maruli
Mönchengladbach
Germany
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of course I meant, that having superfluous pastors here, that this includes all of them ....
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| 7/10/2011 4:09:05 PM |
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arkiebama
Union Grove, AL
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of course I meant, that having superfluous pastors here, that this includes all of them ....
do you want some more of them? we have a over abundance of them here in the bible belt usa.
they breed like rats. there's no wonder there's a church on every corner.
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| 7/10/2011 4:38:27 PM |
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
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do you want some more of them? we have a over abundance of them here in the bible belt usa.
they breed like rats. there's no wonder there's a church on every corner.
Can you blame them? To invent a religion is a dam good business.
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| 7/10/2011 6:25:46 PM |
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arkiebama
Union Grove, AL
68, joined Jun. 2011
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Can you blame them? To invent a religion is a dam good business.
i know!!!! did you not read my first post? people are sending me money left and right. but i haven't gotten your check yet,but i'm sure its in the mail....LOL
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| 7/10/2011 6:28:07 PM |
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whays
Payson, AZ
74, joined Nov. 2008
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take a second google "lori toye payson az"; it's growing and growing!
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| 7/10/2011 6:34:15 PM |
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
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i know!!!! did you not read my first post? people are sending me money left and right. but i haven't gotten your check yet,but i'm sure its in the mail....LOL
The first and last check I wrote to a religious inst. was addressed to "DuchessaFirstChurch"...LOL
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| 7/10/2011 6:42:30 PM |
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
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take a second google "lori toye payson az"; it's growing and growing!
Unbelievable...and people buy her bull.
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| 7/10/2011 8:31:28 PM |
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arkiebama
Union Grove, AL
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is she talking about the dec.21 2012 thing? there's a lot of people taliking about dec.21 2012. but i'll believe it when i see it..
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| 7/10/2011 8:48:38 PM |
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
64, joined Aug. 2008
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arkiebama
What can i invent to become an instant millionairess?
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| 7/10/2011 8:49:28 PM |
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
64, joined Aug. 2008
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Arkiebama
Are you a racist? LOL
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| 7/11/2011 2:30:21 AM |
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arkiebama
Union Grove, AL
68, joined Jun. 2011
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Arkiebama
Are you a racist? LOL
only against dumbasses. lol
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| 7/11/2011 9:06:02 AM |
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
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| 7/13/2011 12:47:32 PM |
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kinkaju
Booneville, AR
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arkiebama
What can i invent to become an instant millionairess?
sign up for the Jim Baker-Jerry Falwell school of televangel themepark/university
there they will teach how to bilk the masses
courses Creative speaking includes speaking in tongues
Creative buybull verses(read only the verses that tell your flock to send money)
creative bookkeeping (how to skim without being caught by the I.R.S.)
snake oil sales pitch
how to lie with a straight face
how to cry on que (helpful if your caught skimming)
sign up now you too can be a tax free millionare 
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| 7/13/2011 5:38:47 PM |
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
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sign up for the Jim Baker-Jerry Falwell school of televangel themepark/university
there they will teach how to bilk the masses
courses Creative speaking includes speaking in tongues
Creative buybull verses(read only the verses that tell your flock to send money)
creative bookkeeping (how to skim without being caught by the I.R.S.)
snake oil sales pitch
how to lie with a straight face
how to cry on que (helpful if your caught skimming)
sign up now you too can be a tax free millionare
And since I am bilingual I should take the Spanish version of all the courses you mentioned....for a larger market.
Thanks for the laugh...
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| 7/14/2011 3:23:16 AM |
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kinkaju
Booneville, AR
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Ahh but in most Spanish countrys its a whole new game you would have to get the popes permission before bilking the people and then the pope gets his share, less profit that way , by the time the vatican gets done with you ,you probably wont see 2cents on the dollar in returns
the mackral snappers have franchises and they won't let to much slip through their fingers
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| 7/14/2011 8:36:29 AM |
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
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Ahh but in most Spanish countrys its a whole new game you would have to get the popes permission before bilking the people and then the pope gets his share, less profit that way , by the time the vatican gets done with you ,you probably wont see 2cents on the dollar in returns
the mackral snappers have franchises and they won't let to much slip through their fingers
Putting the jokes away for a second. You would be surprised to know that Atheism is catching in many Spanish speaking countries...mine, for instance, has held several Atheist national / international conferences.
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| 7/14/2011 9:21:58 PM |
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skiwino
Redford, MI
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Reverand Archie! Where have you been?
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| 7/15/2011 12:52:43 PM |
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
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| 7/15/2011 6:17:32 PM |
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arkiebama
Union Grove, AL
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Reverand Archie! Where have you been?
just hangin out and enjoying life...lol
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| 7/15/2011 7:36:32 PM |
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skiwino
Redford, MI
55, joined Feb. 2007
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just hangin out and enjoying life...lol
Well now I know God has filled you in on me so please tell me how to repent; i've been needing guidance!
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| 7/15/2011 8:47:06 PM |
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arkiebama
Union Grove, AL
68, joined Jun. 2011
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::thumbs up::
Well now I know God has filled you in on me so please tell me how to repent; i've been needing guidance!::sign lol::
Buddy i hate to be the one to brake the bad news to ye,but god told me that you were going to hell in a hand basket and there wasn't a damn thing he could do about it,cause
it's just to late for repentance
but if its makes you feel any better,i didn't believe half of want god said you done.
ahh come on!!! whats the deal between you and that cow? its hard to believe you done that.
but the porn star in dallas,,, hey, i can believe that,,,thumbs up on that one buddy.
 ::sign lol::
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| 7/15/2011 10:10:57 PM |
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skiwino
Redford, MI
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::thumbs up::
Well now I know God has filled you in on me so please tell me how to repent; i've been needing guidance!::sign lol::
Well you see... the thing about that cow....we were both drinking... and well, it was very dark there...and...uhm..she said she was a lamb and ah well, you know...erh...hmm...anyway tell god I said "Hey".
Buddy i hate to be the one to brake the bad news to ye,but god told me that you were going to hell in a hand basket and there wasn't a damn thing he could do about it,cause
it's just to late for repentance
but if its makes you feel any better,i didn't believe half of want god said you done.
ahh come on!!! whats the deal between you and that cow? its hard to believe you done that.
but the porn star in dallas,,, hey, i can believe that,,,thumbs up on that one buddy.
::sign lol::
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| 7/15/2011 10:12:22 PM |
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skiwino
Redford, MI
55, joined Feb. 2007
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::thumbs up::
Well now I know God has filled you in on me so please tell me how to repent; i've been needing guidance!::sign lol::
Buddy i hate to be the one to brake the bad news to ye,but god told me that you were going to hell in a hand basket and there wasn't a damn thing he could do about it,cause
it's just to late for repentance
but if its makes you feel any better,i didn't believe half of want god said you done.
ahh come on!!! whats the deal between you and that cow? its hard to believe you done that.
but the porn star in dallas,,, hey, i can believe that,,,thumbs up on that one buddy.
::sign lol::
Well you see... the thing about that cow....we were both drinking... and well, it was very dark there...and...uhm..she said she was a lamb and ah well, you know...erh...hmm...anyway tell god I said "Hey".
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| 7/16/2011 10:32:41 AM |
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arkiebama
Union Grove, AL
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Well you see... the thing about that cow....we were both drinking... and well, it was very dark there...and...uhm..she said she was a lamb and ah well, you know...erh...hmm...anyway tell god I said "Hey".
you're gonna have to stay out out of those country/western bars. that's a good place to
catch 'hoof and mouth disease'
god said 'hey' to you too. and even though he is sending you to hell, he still loves you.
ain't it great to have such a loving father?
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| 7/16/2011 11:30:23 AM |
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bobloblaw61
Big Beaver, SK
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