| 8/9/2011 2:42:03 PM |
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420_socal
San Diego, CA
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Has anyone seen th dating Christian Singles "Find Gods match for you" LOL what a load of absolute shit in my honest opinion.
Meet singles at DateHookup.dating, we're 100% free! Join now!
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| 8/9/2011 2:49:25 PM |
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arkiebama
Union Grove, AL
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they deserve each other. maybe if all the christians get on that god site
they'll get off this one...lol
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| 8/9/2011 2:54:44 PM |
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420_socal
San Diego, CA
34, joined May. 2011
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they deserve each other. maybe if all the christians get on that god site
they'll get off this one...lol
LMFWAO !!! Awsome bro holy shit I'm laughing so hard
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| 8/9/2011 3:22:43 PM |
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arkiebama
Union Grove, AL
68, joined Jun. 2011
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LMFWAO !!! Awesome bro holy shit I'm laughing so hard
we atheist down here in the bible belt have to have a good sense of humor otherwise
we'd go crazy and start going to church and talking in jibber jabber.
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| 8/9/2011 3:24:44 PM |
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420_socal
San Diego, CA
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we atheist down here in the bible belt have to have a good sense of humor otherwise
we'd go crazy and start going to church and talking in jibber jabber.
wow Im in tears over man your a funny guy.
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| 8/9/2011 4:42:05 PM |
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arkiebama
Union Grove, AL
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thanks man,, and don't forget to come to my church next sunday, i have one helluva sermon planed. we gonna talk about this guy that lived a long time ago. his daddy
killed his sorry ass, then he came back as a zombie..
we'll touch on 2 topics.
#1= can the brain still work after 3 days without oxygen
#2= how bad did that sucker stink after being buried for 3 days ?
i'm gonna use #2 to prove that the sense of smell didn't evolve until after this guy flew up into the sky.
nobody with a sense of smell could hang around that guy. so i believe 'smell' evolved
in 100 ad.
i just can't see jesus wondering around and hollering,,where the hell did everybody go?
and some raghead hollering back,,, get away from us you stickin son of a b*tch!!!!
bless ye brother
ps. brother arkie has had a tote o smoke. so if this don't make any sense blame god! he grew the shit.
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| 8/9/2011 9:26:09 PM |
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kinkaju
Booneville, AR
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I wonder how much money it takes to get laid with god being the pimp????
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| 8/9/2011 9:57:00 PM |
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arkiebama
Union Grove, AL
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I wonder how much money it takes to get laid with god being the pimp????
not sure bout Mr. god but Mr. Allah charges "YOUR LIFE" for 72 virgins. all ye gotta do is kill yourself. i think the price is a little high for a lay. HELL!! I can go to town
and for a big mac and a bottle of mad dog 20/20 i can screw till the wine is gone or the cops catch us. which ever comes first. ( i ain't actually tried this, so i might be wrong.)
my question is,, what the hell do i need with 72 uglyass virgins. i guess it pays to kill yourself early. that way you'll be young and brave enough to tackle 72 horny women.
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| 8/9/2011 10:03:59 PM |
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420_socal
San Diego, CA
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I personally don't like virgins half the time they fall in love you then your screwed can you imagine 72 virgins all infactuated with you? Not to mention 72 periods to deal with..... f**k you alah !!
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| 8/9/2011 10:09:53 PM |
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arkiebama
Union Grove, AL
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I personally don't like virgins half the time they fall in love you then your screwed can you imagine 72 virgins all infactuated with you? Not to mention 72 periods to deal with..... f**k you alah !!
if all of them suckers start riding the rag at the same time i'd kill myself if i wasn't already dead.
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| 8/9/2011 10:16:00 PM |
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420_socal
San Diego, CA
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if all of them suckers start riding the rag at the same time i'd kill myself if i wasn't already dead.
LOL nah man if they took turns 3 periods from each would fill your year LOL
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| 8/9/2011 10:17:50 PM |
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kinkaju
Booneville, AR
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well no answer there in ahlla land guess i'll ask jim baker or one of those fine preachers
72 kotexes in the garbage can i'm movin on now
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| 8/9/2011 10:25:01 PM |
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arkiebama
Union Grove, AL
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well no answer there in allah land guess i'll ask jim baker or one of those fine preachers
OH MAN!! i'm sorry. i forgot to tell you their only open on sunday.
which bring up a interesting point.
sunday is suppose to be the day of rest, but poor ole god has to work overtime on
his day off.
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| 8/9/2011 10:30:48 PM |
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kinkaju
Booneville, AR
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 well if hes jewish its saturday off
besides its tuesday
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| 8/9/2011 10:40:52 PM |
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420_socal
San Diego, CA
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well if hes jewish its saturday off
besides its tuesday
Kinda off the subject but funny a** story...today I'm cleaning my apt an 2 female witnesses come up to my door an ask for a min of my time I walk over to my front door an she says hello just wanted to share a thought or two with you today but may I ask a question first I agreed they ask me if I believe in the bible so I reply No its man made she tries to answer I kept talking for like 35 mins on my beliefs an opinions on their religion they had to stop me an said well sir it seems your set in your ways an this is getting US nowhere so good day LOL usually Im the one getting pissed their taking my time but now since I studied their beliefs an can fuly agrue them in an educated manner its like Jahovah witness bug spray LOL sorry back to the subject at hand 
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| 8/9/2011 10:52:34 PM |
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arkiebama
Union Grove, AL
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i can't post
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| 8/9/2011 10:55:31 PM |
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arkiebama
Union Grove, AL
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LMAO..WELL i guess i can NOW. but i've forgotten what i was gonna say
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| 8/9/2011 11:03:24 PM |
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kinkaju
Booneville, AR
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the good thing about christianity is "its cheap entertainment "
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| 8/9/2011 11:06:10 PM |
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arkiebama
Union Grove, AL
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you got that right.
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| 8/10/2011 10:01:11 AM |
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gjlover
Grand Junction, CO
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It's funny, a friend of mine dated on that sight. She met just as many a**holes, players and sexual deviants as she did on other sights. She also f**ked a number of those guys.
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| 8/10/2011 10:17:30 AM |
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arkiebama
Union Grove, AL
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It's funny, a friend of mine dated on that sight. She met just as many a**holes, players and sexual deviants as she did on other sights. She also f**ked a number of those guys.
back in my wilder days, i found that a church was a great place to pick up some nookie.
i've found more easy girls in church than i did in bars. just sayin...
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| 8/10/2011 12:15:07 PM |
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kinkaju
Booneville, AR
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same here arkie allways found preachers daughters "went wild" after they discovered sex...back in the day
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| 8/10/2011 12:25:45 PM |
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420_socal
San Diego, CA
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same here arkie allways found preachers daughters "went wild" after they discovered sex ...back in the day
Well Im in my wilder days an thanks for the tip of to bible study I go !
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| 8/10/2011 3:07:46 PM |
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
64, joined Aug. 2008
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back in my wilder days, i found that a church was a great place to pick up some nookie.
i've found more easy girls in church than i did in bars. just sayin...
preacher arkie...the church girls weren't easier...but desperate.
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| 8/10/2011 4:35:13 PM |
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420_socal
San Diego, CA
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preacher arkie...the church girls weren't easier...but desperate.
LOL
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| 8/10/2011 5:02:47 PM |
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arkiebama
Union Grove, AL
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preacher arkie...the church girls weren't easier...but desperate.
LMAO!!!! DAMN!! duccy are you saying i'm so ugly that a girl would have to be desperate to go with ME? that's not very nice of you...
now you done went and hurt my feelings. and i thought we were friends.
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| 8/10/2011 7:23:50 PM |
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
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LMAO!!!! DAMN!! duccy are you saying i'm so ugly that a girl would have to be desperate to go with ME? that's not very nice of you...
now you done went and hurt my feelings. and i thought we were friends.
DISCLAIMER: ARKIEBAMA IS NOT "THAT" BAD LOOKING.
Preacher arkie...I am sure it had nothing to do with your looks but with their needs....A cucumber sprouting out of a salad bowl would have put an smile on their faces.
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| 8/10/2011 7:41:01 PM |
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arkiebama
Union Grove, AL
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now that you mentioned it, she did like to hang around salad bars..lol
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| 8/11/2011 2:23:57 AM |
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azmetalfan
Mesa, AZ
39, joined Mar. 2009
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ps. brother arkie has had a tote o smoke. so if this don't make any sense blame god! he grew the shit.
Amen!!!
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| 8/11/2011 9:34:47 AM |
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joelallen83
Waxahachie, TX
34, joined Jul. 2011
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I've met several chicks at church... they were all crazy so I stopped that shit
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| 8/11/2011 12:43:02 PM |
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arkiebama
Union Grove, AL
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I've met several chicks at church... they were all crazy so I stopped that shit
i can't argue that point. i just said it was a good place to pick one up,
never said they were smart,,LOL
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| 8/11/2011 2:33:04 PM |
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
64, joined Aug. 2008
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I've met several chicks at church... they were all crazy so I stopped that shit
Were all saying "Oh, God...Oh, God" when in your loving arms? See, they are all decent girls that "do what they do" to be close to God.
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| 8/11/2011 4:26:32 PM |
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420_socal
San Diego, CA
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I took a few girls home from church funny thing is when I was "Hitting it" she kept calling me god lol
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| 8/11/2011 5:06:42 PM |
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arkiebama
Union Grove, AL
68, joined Jun. 2011
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its says in psalms 23:4b.
THY ROD and thy shaff they comfort me..
i guess that explains it,,,lol
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| 8/11/2011 5:26:08 PM |
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
64, joined Aug. 2008
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its says in psalms 23:4b.
THY ROD and thy shaff they comfort me..
Not wonder most homosexuals are quite religious... 
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| 8/11/2011 5:38:52 PM |
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kinkaju
Booneville, AR
71, joined Jun. 2011
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just don't do a moses and part the red sea with your staff
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| 8/11/2011 6:04:51 PM |
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arkiebama
Union Grove, AL
68, joined Jun. 2011
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i've swam the red river before...lol
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| 8/11/2011 7:43:34 PM |
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
64, joined Aug. 2008
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i've swam the red river before...lol
I heard desperation is color blind.
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| 8/11/2011 8:42:49 PM |
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arkiebama
Union Grove, AL
68, joined Jun. 2011
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you heard right
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| 8/12/2011 5:30:37 PM |
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kinkaju
Booneville, AR
71, joined Jun. 2011
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Amazing what we will do to calm the raging hormones huh?
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| 8/12/2011 5:41:59 PM |
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arkiebama
Union Grove, AL
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yeah but those hormones need less calming as the years go by..lol
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| 8/12/2011 5:55:12 PM |
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kinkaju
Booneville, AR
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yep now mine just grumble once in a while
but its all good keeps me out of trouble a little bit
but I'm not dead yet either
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| 8/12/2011 6:12:51 PM |
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arkiebama
Union Grove, AL
68, joined Jun. 2011
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as long as those rascals grumble every now and then we're ok.lol
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