heartuvgold
Wichita, KS
age: 50
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I couldn't resist this.
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figured she would break him of this habit. So one night, while
they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she
turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding
a battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator! Soft,wonderful and
larger than the real one. She went completely ballistic.
'You impotent bast**d,' she screamed at him, 'How could you be lying
to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!'
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: 'I'll
explain the toy . . You explain the kids.'
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heartuvgold
Wichita, KS
age: 50
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Send it to your ex mother in law and tell her you hope
it improves her disposition.
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