| 10/10/2011 9:58:55 AM |
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alcapwn
Bristol, VA
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It's kind of hard to argue with him, really.
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| 10/10/2011 10:43:07 AM |
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dougiem
Tucson, AZ
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Holy shit, he's right. I was an atheist until this video made me see the light. GO WITH CHRIST!
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| 10/10/2011 1:55:01 PM |
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brock_hardwood
Fairfield, CA
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That's the beauty of young earth creationism satire...You never know if it's actually satire or not!!!
That was too funny!
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| 10/10/2011 11:43:50 PM |
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liberallady
Sacramento, CA
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I don't no whether to laugh or cry. This kids pushing it.
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| 10/11/2011 9:06:46 AM |
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gjlover
Grand Junction, CO
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I could not watch all of it.
A horse's back is proof?
The shape of a banana, which was breed by man to be the fruit that it is today, just like every other vegetable or fruit we eat is proof?
Sheesh....
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| 10/11/2011 9:32:51 AM |
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alcapwn
Bristol, VA
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Granted the guy in the video doesn't do an excellent job getting his point across in a direct way, but that doesn't make his points any less valid.
Fact : Horses have backs.
Fact : Men ride horses.
Fact : A banana is pefectly shaped for man's hand.
Fact : Men eat bananas.
You really need to finish watching the rest of the video, because he makes some great points about monkeys, homosexuals, and black people near the end.
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| 10/11/2011 9:38:13 PM |
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sinsemillasistr
Fredericksburg, TX
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I'd like whatever he's smoking
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| 10/12/2011 12:00:55 AM |
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alcapwn
Bristol, VA
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He's not smoking anything. You eliteist Atheist types always have stupid responses like that when confronted with a creationism debate.
Don't get me wrong, I'm an Atheist myself. That said, I won't let my lack of faith interfere with my objective thought process.
The kid makes some very salient points. Rather than post retarded responses like "LOL!" or "He can't be serious", I wish some of you would actually watch the video and post a response that doesn't so closely resemble retardation.
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| 10/12/2011 1:38:59 AM |
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steny138
Prior Lake, MN
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great sarcasm
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| 10/12/2011 6:54:28 AM |
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texas_dude2010
Jacksonville, TX
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Eliteist Atheist? Maybe if you had posted something worthy of comment an eliteist atheist would provide a comment. However, after viewing your video the only thing comes to my mind is Forrest Gump quote, "Momma says stupid is stupid does". Suggesting that the video person had just smoked something, seemed very kind.
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| 10/12/2011 7:55:40 AM |
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alcapwn
Bristol, VA
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As I said earlier, the guy wasn't great at verbally expressing his opinions, but his facts are actually pretty hard to argue with.
What do you have to say about the banana? Or the homosexuals? Or the dinosaurs?
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| 10/12/2011 10:38:06 AM |
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tabithalee
Marion, VA
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very interesting indeed!
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| 10/12/2011 12:56:27 PM |
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brock_hardwood
Fairfield, CA
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As I said earlier, the guy wasn't great at verbally expressing his opinions, but his facts are actually pretty hard to argue with.
What do you have to say about the banana? Or the homosexuals? Or the dinosaurs?
A homosexual's penis is ALSO shaped like a banana...hmmm More proof of god??
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| 10/13/2011 12:21:40 AM |
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alcapwn
Bristol, VA
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If you go by the logic in the video, instead of trying to make a patheticly bad joke, then yes : That could actually be considered further proof of the existence of God, given the reasoning the guy in the video states for the existence of homosexuals.
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| 11/20/2011 12:34:39 AM |
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begbear1952
Easley, SC
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A homosexual's penis is ALSO shaped like a banana...hmmm More proof of god??
No. Just evidence of where your mind goes.
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| 12/31/2011 6:37:24 AM |
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psycho_jak
Eugene, OR
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HAHA. That is some of the dumbest shit I've ever heard. He argues that the earth is only a few thousand years old and God alters the results of fossil tests to make them seem millions of years old. It doesn't occur to him that the earth is actually millions of years old. And the horses have backs because men ride them is stupid. Men ride them because their backs are that way not the other way around. That's why we don't ride gorillas. And the banana thing? Ridiculous. Why wouldn't ALL food (at least fruits and veggies) be that shape if that's WHY they are shaped that way? You'd think God would make ALL food easy to eat. And the comments about homosexuals and black people are so absurd, there's no reason to try and refute them.
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| 12/31/2011 9:31:42 AM |
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punkgoddess67
Laughlin, NV
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He can't be serious. Hair gel and hair spray are also proof of god? Stupidity should be painful. 
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| 12/31/2011 5:37:33 PM |
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psycho_jak
Eugene, OR
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Stupidity should be painful.
It is. Unfortunately, it's only painful to the intelligent people who have to deal with it.
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| 12/31/2011 6:27:03 PM |
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olderperson
Seattle, WA
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Creationism is a Biblical theory. Evolution is a scientific fact.
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| 1/2/2012 7:36:22 PM |
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punkgoddess67
Laughlin, NV
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It is. Unfortunately, it's only painful to the intelligent people who have to deal with it.
Well put...unfortunately it's true.
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| 1/4/2012 2:41:31 PM |
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sandwalker001
Muskegon, MI
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So god skewed the dinosaur results to mislead atheists and men have backs so their bosses can ride them. I agree with the general consensus here,one can not argue with this young man. IF fact since this young man knows everything for sure and for certain, he must be god.
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| 1/7/2012 11:44:31 AM |
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twohawks
Bothell, WA
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You take the word of this nobody kid to be the truth? You need to get a firm grip on reality!
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| 1/23/2012 4:43:16 PM |
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scotty_wayne
Denver, CO
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He's not smoking anything. You eliteist Atheist types always have stupid responses like that when confronted with a creationism debate.
Don't get me wrong, I'm an Atheist myself. That said, I won't let my lack of faith interfere with my objective thought process.
The kid makes some very salient points. Rather than post retarded responses like "LOL!" or "He can't be serious", I wish some of you would actually watch the video and post a response that doesn't so closely resemble retardation.
Ok I watched the whole video. The kid that you are saying makes some good points also says that his all know all loving God is also a mean, racist, prejudice liar. He hates homosexuals. Black people or just there for his amusement. Monkeys are there so he can get a good laugh. And he screws up carbon dating results just mess with us.
Now you want to say he has a good point because we can mimic the shape of a banana with our hands and because we can ride on a horse's back that he has a good point? Besides the point of a needle in his arm, HE HAS NO POINT!
About his whole God wants to keep things a mystery comment. If God and creation is supposed to be a mystery, why in the hell does this kid and people like him think that they know everything that they say is 100% fact? You said it yourself it supposed to be a mystery. But you have proof, undeniable proof of creationism. No. What you have is proof of racism, prejudice, hypocrisy, homophobia, insecurity in one's own beliefs just like putting this video up, and let's not forget you have proof of the effect on the brain from drugs.
who made better points? Me or the other guy?
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| 2/3/2012 7:50:31 AM |
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funches
Chicago, IL
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according to the bible God has hands and legs and according to some denominations of Christians he has three heads or perhaps one head since according to Christian math 3=1 ...which suggest that God himself is a product of evolution
as Captain Kirk would say....what would God need with hands and legs
the religious can never seen to be able to answer that question
as for homosexuals....the first homosexual act was between God and Adam when they had a child name Eve ....
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| 2/17/2012 11:06:52 PM |
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tubalcain1492
Alabaster, AL
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This guy is obviously a test subject of sleep deprivation.
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| 3/15/2012 2:53:13 AM |
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ohmalley
La Salle, IL
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OK Al, here is an intelligent response from a non-elitist. I have not studied the original plant that became the banana as we know it today BUT I know a lil somethin about biology.
We have been genetically engineering plants to serve our needs for centuries. The common corn stalk we know of today used to be a simple blade of grass. You can look this up in a horticulture source of your choosing.
I'm feeling lazy so I did not look up the banana yet. Palm trees originated in Cuba n now we grow them in places like Michigan in ornamental gardens. They are genetically engineered or modified in today's language to grow in an area completely different from their original homeland.
Once you isolate a genome, you can play with the genetics to get bigger better faster stronger product. Take the chicken. A normal chicken is a scraggly ugly beast with very little meat (it is a bird afterall) but we decided we wanted more meat for our dollar so we bred the boobs bigger by first finding an outlier(a particularly busty bird) and breeding it to another well-endowed bird. And thanx to growth hormones Now we have chickens with breasts so big they fall into their own poo and suffocate (its a simple business expense)and hens that actually break pelvic bones from severely oversized eggs.
As far as the blacks and homos thing- be serious.
And he is on something. His speech is erratic and his nose is runnin like a Frigidaire and he keeps touching his body. Classic signs unmistakable to anyone who works in healthcare. He's a tweeker. My guess is meth but it could be anything from inhalants to adderol. That is not to say he is undeserving of respect. I did listen all the way through and some of it was thin reasoning n some was just outright wrong. And horses have backs because they are from phylum chordata. They are vertebrates. We have nothing to do with their backs any more than they have to do with out crotches. Ask any horseman, if we were meant to ride them your balls would be on your stomach.
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| 6/27/2012 8:23:52 AM |
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jrbogie1949
Ventura, CA
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Granted the guy in the video doesn't do an excellent job getting his point across in a direct way, but that doesn't make his points any less valid.
Fact : Horses have backs.
Fact : Men ride horses.
Fact : A banana is pefectly shaped for man's hand.
Fact : Men eat bananas.
You really need to finish watching the rest of the video, because he makes some great points about monkeys, homosexuals, and black people near the end.
seems a banana is perfectly shaped for ape's had too and we know apes eat bananas. proves evolution?
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| 6/27/2012 8:35:18 AM |
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
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I'd like whatever he's smoking
No, he didn't smoke anything...1) The subliminal indoctrination process got him at a very early age or 2) He plays "satire" very well. favor (1).
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| 6/27/2012 11:19:37 AM |
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rmk4
Spring Hill, FL
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All he did was repeat what he read on creationist sites.It's getting kind of lame to see people think these creationist know what they are talking about.They really don't it's junk science.Religious scientist accept evolution.Why did God give men nipples?
Let real biologist and scientist do their jobs.
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| 6/28/2012 8:17:34 AM |
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
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When somebody comes to me with these ideas I tell him/her to keep going, that gwad doesn't exist....if they insist I proceed to ignore them. Our world has too many pressing problems and life is too short to waste time with ignorant people.
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| 10/23/2012 4:09:26 PM |
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enemyofreality
Tampa, FL
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If God didn't create all life, why do cats have pretty stripes on them?
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| 10/23/2012 5:02:59 PM |
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lake7
Kansas City, MO
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My eyes are opened! Can't believe I've been wasting my life believing in scientific fact and rational thinking
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| 10/24/2012 1:51:31 AM |
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enemyofreality
Tampa, FL
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My eyes are opened! Can't believe I've been wasting my life believing in scientific fact and rational thinking
I know, right? Who would have known I'd find out the truth from a 15 year old, too. I swear my day just gets crazier and crazier.
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| 10/24/2012 3:39:59 PM |
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bradm29
Grand Junction, CO
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Creationism is a Biblical theory. Evolution is a scientific fact.
No....evolutionis a well supported scientific theory.
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| 10/24/2012 3:54:09 PM |
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bradm29
Grand Junction, CO
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Wow I just watched the video....holy shit balls really?.....this has to be a joke.
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| 11/3/2012 8:04:49 AM |
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whays
Payson, AZ
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Would a all-knowing God create jigaboos?
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