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catarinadisney
Austin, TX
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What they say:
"So how do you think the world was created?"
"Where did people come from then?"
"Have you ever been to church?"
"I prayed for you."
"He'll forgive you."
"Where do you think you go after you die?"
What I say:
"There is a great scientific movie on Discovery Channel, called something like "Earth in 4 hours." Something like that."
"We originated from a common ancestor that evolved in what is now known as Africa. Grass is the reason humans exist. Because of large grasslands, ancient apes had to start walking on two legs."
"Yeah. I have never been so bored listening to people talk about their imaginary friend."
"I grew out of my imaginary friends years ago."
"Sure."
"Well... I would much rather be cremated and have my ashes spread somewhere meaningful than put in the ground."
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catarinadisney
Austin, TX
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I say gesundheit instead of bless you
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| 7/15/2012 9:03:55 AM |
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lefty11970
Asheville, NC
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Your going to Hell....... Haha how do you know. No one knows how to get there. F**kn A you guys haven't found heaven yet. And if heat rises..........its gonna be hotter with the invisible man.
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lefty11970
Asheville, NC
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Life is sacred......... Who says??? The living so at best it a self made bullshit story.  and remember in 1st grade when the teacher told one person something and the last kid to hear it was way off. 
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| 7/21/2012 3:20:55 AM |
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beesroks
La Habra, CA
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Vote for me
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| 7/21/2012 6:52:32 AM |
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
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Among all the idiotic things they say the one that really pisses me off is "I will pray for you."
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| 7/21/2012 10:08:58 AM |
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mistymoon77
Le Sueur, MN
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(I am a believer.. you should be too)  and the one that drive me more nuts.. (you need to find geesus)~~~    is wrong with these people????
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| 7/21/2012 12:50:18 PM |
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
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mistymoon77\\
""you need to find geesus)~~~ ""
Tell them...I did find Jesus; he is mowing my lawn right now.
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| 7/26/2012 12:10:20 AM |
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homy28
Kansas City, MO
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I grew up in a baptist church best part about it I got to get away from my family and do whatever I felt like most hated saying geezuz raised from the dead lol I seen that in a movie except it was 28 days later not 3 they got their fiction mixed up
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| 7/31/2012 1:59:57 AM |
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krystalleblunt
East Meadow, NY
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WWJD hahahah
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| 8/3/2012 10:35:31 AM |
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diamond78549
Elmont, NY
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lol when they say god sees all, I think of a more permanant santa clause except you don't have to give him milk and cookies. how can you say santa clause is fake but theres no way god is fake.
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| 8/16/2012 6:38:50 PM |
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
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What the Christians don't see...is that everyday more and more young people are becoming Atheists....
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| 9/11/2012 3:21:12 AM |
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katikathryn
Saint Louis, MO
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I was talking with this woman & she told me she would pray for me. Told her not to because I don't believe in god. I thought she was going to start balling her eyes out. Told her the closes spiritual or 'religious' feeling I have would be from Mother Earth & its energy. She looks at me like a confused dog with her head tilted and says, "So you are a lesbian then?!?!" I just had to walk away
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| 9/29/2012 11:35:44 AM |
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imryan337
Youngsville, LA
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"Jesus is waiting for his sheep to return to their home!" Are you f'ing kidding me!!!! Put David Koresh behind this statement, and it is a cult!
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| 9/30/2012 7:55:21 AM |
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
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"Jesus is waiting for his sheep to return to their home!" Are you f'ing kidding me!!!! Put David Koresh behind this statement, and it is a cult!
Not different if the one behind is the Pope
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muldoon1959
Vallejo, CA
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I never could understand how christians can put a positive
spin on being sheep when pretty much every other expression
about sheep is negative.
Getting fleeced for example.
They say "Jesus is my shepherd" and get that warm fuzzy feeling,
and believe they're being protected, but I wonder if they've ever considered
that the reason a shepherd keeps his flocks safe is so
he can get a better price for them at the market when he sells
them to the butcher.
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| 9/30/2012 11:00:44 AM |
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whays
Payson, AZ
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Have you been listening to those groid preachers touting Obama? Hilarious.
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| 10/4/2012 12:24:55 AM |
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jay8bit
Columbus, OH
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"One nation under God," I think is the epitome of stupid - Especially the nation that was founded under deist, agnostic, and one atheist who came here to escape governmental religion.
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| 10/4/2012 7:15:29 PM |
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
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Cancer? Don't worry, gwad will help / cure you,
My question; If gwad exists ...why did he give you the cancer in the first place?
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| 10/6/2012 9:27:55 AM |
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gfranky
White Plains, NY
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i do not believe in god but when i was a kid my family made me goto to church and i picked bad habits oh god jeseus christ oh my god those are just some of the things i say i cnt help it it just comes out wen shit goes wrong but i f**kin hate wen they say dnt the lords name in vien it just pisses me off well how about i throw my shit at him
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| 10/6/2012 9:29:43 AM |
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gfranky
White Plains, NY
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f**k god f**k religon i wnt be controled by some imaginary f**ker
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| 10/6/2012 9:37:47 AM |
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gfranky
White Plains, NY
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this my fav
god hasnt given us the answer to that yet but he will wen its time lmao u stupid f**kers
btw god if ur listening SUCK MY D*CK EAT MY SHIT
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| 10/7/2012 6:32:24 PM |
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whays
Payson, AZ
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"We all bees children of de Lawd."
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| 10/10/2012 2:10:13 AM |
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roseymart06
Harlingen, TX
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"I w'll pray for you. "
I hate it when they say that lol.
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| 10/10/2012 2:12:38 AM |
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roseymart06
Harlingen, TX
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"One nation under God," I think is the epitome of stupid - Especially the nation that was founded under deist, agnostic, and one atheist who came here to escape governmental religion.
I never said the pledge of allegiance. Just bc the word GOD is in it.
I said.. f**k u n ur god. Teachers looked at me lk i was crazy. Lol I didn't care.
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| 10/14/2012 7:45:22 PM |
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somebody84
Oliver Springs, TN
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Ya gotta love the pamphlet pushers. .... anyone ever find those damn pamphlets in a 12 pack?
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| 10/14/2012 8:30:37 PM |
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muldoon1959
Vallejo, CA
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Funny.
I had some one try to give me one of those pamphlets
a few years back and I told him I was illiterate and
couldn't read it anyway.
He didn't know how to respond.
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| 10/15/2012 6:36:42 PM |
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
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Funny.
I had some one try to give me one of those pamphlets
a few years back and I told him I was illiterate and
couldn't read it anyway.
He didn't know how to respond.
Sorry, but I would be very tempted to thank the ""pamphleter"" for providing me with free toilet paper.
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| 10/16/2012 4:53:40 PM |
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betsystrange
Lenore, WV
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"The lord works in mysterious ways."
Okay, makes perfect sense to kill that man's wife and kids in a car crash so he can fall into a state of depression and drink himself to death. But don't forget, we never question gods plan.
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| 10/17/2012 12:20:11 PM |
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muldoon1959
Vallejo, CA
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Sorry, but I would be very tempted to thank the ""pamphleter"" for providing me with free toilet paper.
I would never try to use these pamphlets as toilet paper because:
A. The paper is too rough and would leave a rash.
B. It's hard to remove something with paper that's already saturated with that same something.
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| 10/22/2012 6:10:41 PM |
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halcyonmerc
Lawton, OK
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I'm new here but I just had to comment on this issue.
When people ask me if I go to church. I say,"I went to church twice....got married both times....I ain't going back!!" lmao
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| 10/23/2012 1:48:01 PM |
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714wes
Garden Grove, CA
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Christianity is the best u can murder somebody and be forgiven. His blood with wash ur sins wtf? Christians are almost as batshit crazy as the suicide bombers extreme Muslims. I belive more in UFOs than the fairy tales they sling. For the bible tells me so. If I could only understand why a f'in bush caught fire. Lol. Crazy Jesus crispy mofos
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| 11/4/2012 9:36:41 AM |
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
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The stupidiest is : "Atheism is a religion."
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| 11/4/2012 10:01:21 AM |
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muldoon1959
Vallejo, CA
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No kidding!
What was that Bill Maher said?
If atheism is a religion, then abstinence is a sex position.
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| 11/4/2012 10:29:49 AM |
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
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No kidding!
What was that Bill Maher said?
If atheism is a religion, then abstinence is a sex position.
Yeeessss
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| 11/25/2012 4:20:00 AM |
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sweetprincess8
Stockton, CA
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I'm anti-christian and anti-islam. Christians and Muslims say a lot of the same things. For Muslims it's less Jesus more Mohammad and they believe in the return of christ too lol. I started questioning Christianity around age 8. I was told I'd go to hell, punished, physically chastised and picked on. "Proof is in the bible/quran" or "the ...is proof" "You're not worried about going to hell?" "Don't you want to go to heaven? " And recently on turkey day "I bet if something really bad happened to you and you have no help you'd cry out for god." Lol Answer was I've had a lot of bad things happen to me and I don't. "I'm not trying to convert you or change your mind" but they don't drop it..can't accept that we have different beliefs. Also want to add not all religions are deistic. Imo abrahamic religions are the worst.
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| 11/25/2012 1:39:49 PM |
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enamel
Warrenville, IL
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No kidding!
What was that Bill Maher said?
If atheism is a religion, then abstinence is a sex position.
And bald is a hair color.
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| 11/25/2012 1:43:58 PM |
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enamel
Warrenville, IL
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Among all the idiotic things they say the one that really pisses me off is "I will pray for you."
I think the proper response to this is "You're a lazy shit, aren't you?"
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| 11/25/2012 10:53:24 PM |
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walteb
Locust Grove, OK
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My favorite this time of the year is " Jesus is the reason for the season ". Really, the Jews and Pagans both had holidays this time of year before christians.
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
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I think the proper response to this is "You're a lazy shit, aren't you?"
Nope. I tell them "Please, don't try to share your ignorance; is insulting." The way they flare up with this one is hilarious.
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pigofyourdreams
Orlando, FL
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I really get people going especially in the Bible Belt of Texas where I am from. Whenever there is an accident and people walk away unhurt from it some jerk always has to say. The LORD was sure looking out for them. I come back and say, If the lord was looking out for them they wouldn't have had the wreck in the first place!
This reminds me of when my Grandmother used to pray to "St. Anthony" when something was lost. Apparently, he knew where everything was.
I once asked her who the hell the saint was she could pray to in order to keep crap from disappearing. I received a slap in the face.
Another one that gets me is when Christians hear stories of bullying, and say things like "just wait until the Good Lord gets a hold of those bullies."
Oh, you mean the character who originated bullying with the "believe in me or burn" policy?
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reverendarkie
Union Grove, AL
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NO!!! i will not have sex with you!!! you idiot,,
oh! we suppose to be taking about other stupid stuff right?
sorry
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tercium
Hemet, CA
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Here is their most common rebuff: "I'll pray for you" then they cease contact!
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dee0991
Atlanta, GA
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All you guys got em all dam it
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onebig____311
Amarillo, TX
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"It came from God"
The last refuge for a man w no answers and no argument
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| 3/9/2013 7:20:50 PM |
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tercium
Hemet, CA
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"You're going to hell" very inspirational
If you don't give to the church "You are robbing from G-d, Malachi 9-11. Can G-d use papermoney?
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| 4/7/2013 12:32:47 AM |
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oa1965
Vancouver, WA
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"He is the reason for the season." Not an argument, but always kills me considering Christmas's pagan roots. Same for Easter. Didn't even change its spelling much.
Or how about when they categorize all other religions as "cults" because theirs is the only way to believe? Or accusing science of being blind to the holes in their theories while their explanation for everything is "god did it."
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rmk13
Tampa, FL
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The infamous one of all is the disasters.Where a tornado goes through a majority christian trailer park and it kills 15 people but a survivor says "well someone up above was watching over me."I find this funny because either their imaginary god was like ok you can live but f**k the other 15 they are coming up to heaven for eternal happiness.Or their god was like f**k you stay down on earth and continue to suffer my tornado wraith each year....lol.
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walking10
Port Orange, FL
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When you point out man created god/gods to explain the inexplicable they can't grasp that concept and "don't" say anything.They just grin at you like you're a child babbling nonsense.You lose,again.
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skooter102
Plaquemine, LA
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Not really a saying but a widely quoted biblical reference..." he sent his only son down to earth to die for our sins" what I think is if there is a god and this was his son, then the crutch of "it's gods will" was a cover up for our f@&k up hahah. I'd assume there was a mass "whoops" from the crowd then they started drawing up a good story. More over though, why would a creator of universes send his only kid to a pissant world like ours only to have him killed for things he didn't do? It's a very messed up lesson to teach some one haha I might be thinking about that too much but it seems like an asinine decision to me.
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| 4/23/2013 8:13:07 AM |
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
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Yes, they really say very stupid stuff.
I just suffered the loss of a very loved friend -my ex husband; those who came to comfort me didn't miss a chance to mention god in every way possible...with total disregard for my way of thinking and for the obvious fact each time they mentioned god they hurt me deeper....and they brought in an "evangelizer"....and are the same people that after the first day never answered my calls/returned messages.
They are vultures
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| 4/25/2013 10:04:32 PM |
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wretched86
Olathe, KS
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Anytime they say they are praying for anyone or anything. drives me absolutely crazy. The most useless act anybody can preform.
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vddhhrhvsary6
Oklahoma City, OK
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janecitizen52
Brunswick, OH
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"It's God's will", and "God will take care of you" are two that are often directed towards the vulnerable. Those statements have never provided comfort to me. I choose to deal with life's adversities and taking care of myself; that way I don't have to wait in line for a "spirit" to help me.
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| 8/20/2013 5:38:04 PM |
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christian126
New York, NY
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You are going to hell and my favorite. The world is going to end soon
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mainelyaround
Anson, ME
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id quote stupid things atheists say, but who wants to read everything they ever said?
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| 8/26/2013 9:45:45 AM |
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christian126
New York, NY
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God has a plan for everything
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smthgabouther
Baltimore, MD
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"God loves everyone and hates no one".
Hilarious.
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forumfriendly2
Norfolk, VA
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i will pray for you! that irks the *** out of me..i feel like responding thanks,Fuc* you too
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
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i will pray for you! that irks the *** out of me..i feel like responding thanks,Fuc* you too
You are too nice; I tell them their ignorance ofends mankind.
PS, you should give them one of those answers you post on Man Land...LOL
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