3/23/2012 11:57:57 AM |
Met the old lady of my dreams |
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coyfish9906
San Diego, CA
36, joined Jul. 2011
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Shes 90 years old, smells of ben gay and her breast look like 2 fried eggs nailed to a board. When she takes out her teeth and speaks i can hear a gental whistling that sounds like nails on a chalk board. When we kiss she slobers denture gum all over my face. Thank you dh. This is a night mare come true
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3/23/2012 12:25:17 PM |
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lordlibra
Towanda, KS
41, joined Feb. 2012
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Does she put out on the first date?
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3/23/2012 12:44:59 PM |
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brianm29
Beaver Dam, KY
35, joined Feb. 2012
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ahh lol thats awsome man high five ..at least you wont have to worry about her teeth
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3/23/2012 6:31:54 PM |
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coyfish9906
San Diego, CA
36, joined Jul. 2011
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No worries
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3/24/2012 1:00:52 AM |
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maggiemagpie
Santee, CA
45, joined Mar. 2012
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Poor guy!
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3/24/2012 3:44:52 AM |
Met the old lady of my dreams |
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dave0525
Berkeley, CA
37, joined Aug. 2010
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Poor guy!
Hola Maggie.
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3/24/2012 3:50:35 AM |
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dave0525
Berkeley, CA
37, joined Aug. 2010
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Who cares what they said.
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3/24/2012 8:24:26 AM |
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coyfish9906
San Diego, CA
36, joined Jul. 2011
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Poor guy!
I know right?,,,,i tried waiting for a cute girl like you but most of the girls in sd are stuck up hoes.....i gota go now.... Have to rub ben gay on the old lady, she beats me if i dont....lol
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3/27/2012 8:17:46 PM |
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layla22
Boulder, CO
97, joined Jun. 2008
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ha ha
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4/16/2012 10:29:26 AM |
Met the old lady of my dreams |
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califgirl1
Martinsville, VA
71, joined Nov. 2006
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4/16/2012 11:55:42 AM |
Met the old lady of my dreams |
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layla22
Boulder, CO
97, joined Jun. 2008
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you guys are funny!
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