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| Location: |
Willow Alaska |
| Zip Code: |
99688 |
| Age: |
36, Taurus |
| Height: |
5 ft. 5 in. |
| Hair, Eyes: |
Strawberry Blonde, Hazel |
| Body: |
Slender |
| Ethnicity: |
White |
| Religion: |
Not quite sure |
| Politics: |
Didn't Say |
| Education: |
High School |
| Income: |
Less than $25,000 |
| Job: |
Self-Employed |
| Smoke: |
Smoke Regularly |
| Has Kids: |
Didn't Say |
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| About Me |
 Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, But never actually come close to reality ? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well I don't want whatever the heck you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt. 9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'. Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, But only you can feel the true warmth..
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| Want To Find: |
A man ages 28 to 35 to date |
| Interests: |
Didn't Say |
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