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| Location: |
Palm Springs California |
| Zip Code: |
92262 |
| Age: |
38, Capricorn |
| Height: |
5 ft. 11 in. |
| Hair, Eyes: |
Black, Brown |
| Body: |
Athletic |
| Ethnicity: |
White |
| Religion: |
Christian |
| Politics: |
Didn't Say |
| Education: |
Bachelor's Degree |
| Income: |
Didn't Say |
| Job: |
Hospitality/Tourism |
| Smoke: |
Don't Smoke |
| Has Kids: |
No |
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| About Me |
. I am easy going, well dressed and can make you laugh easily, I’ve been in the states about 8 years, I speak 5 languages, u can hear the French (my second language) influencing my accent. I’ve been told I look like Martin Sheen and Sean Conery, I don't see it 
Im a very honest man,I have put together a list of criteria which I have learned through lessons from previous encounters and dating experiences with the opposite sex,stating clearly what kind of woman im looking for and maybe the reason why im still single and don't have too much faith in online dating sites.
If you don't meet the following criteria, and answers to some of the questions i have , do not waste both of our time:
1-u must speak English & not drool while ur speaking, i know im cute but come on
2-u can't look like u r wearing a diaper 4 adults
3-must have a recent pic(a year old one,not a drawing,a pet pic) & should be open to share facebook or phone #(after we get to know each other)
4-must be open & wanting to meet in person in a public place like restaurants(i don't trust u yet to bring u to my apt)
5-u can't have a drugstore in ur bag
6-u can't be on lithium, im serious, its not ok!
7-can't make bestial sounds while eating
8-u must have a nice silhouette (at least an average body, not that I’m superficial but face it this is a dating site & an attractive image is 1 of the things makes u contact a person & creates 1st impressions before conversing
9-if ur pic displays only half of ur body(the top) which tells me the bottom is too large to fit in the pic so u qualify to be obese, otherwise message me back with a full portrait pic
10-cannot be taller than 6 feet
11-can't be a body builder(look like a very muscular wrestler)if your arms muscles(biceps & triceps)r as big as a normal person's thighs,& if a woman beater shirt looks like a Bikini top on u because of your humongous muscles,u qualify for my body guard if u behave professionally & not try 2 rape me
12-Can't be a Sumo wrestler, or obese of any kind(if ur belly is hanging over,covering your belt and touching your thighs standing or sitting,and if you cannot reach and touch your toes or if your thighs r permanently stuck together, that does'nt mean a few extra pounds, u qualify 4 to enter the obese social club)
13-must have all ur limbs & fingers
14-Must be STD & BO free
15-Can't have a face with zits bigger than ur eyes, or zits that looks like an alien eye looking @ me
16-must b cute & not look like and alien
17-ur face can't look like u have a full mouth and about to blow
18-no history of entering a mental institution
19-must have hairless legs, arms,hands,toes and fingers,back, chest, stomach,no facial hair,in other words can't be related to a gorilla
19-must not be in a relationship with another real or imaginary guy, ants, animals or god
20-must not have real or imaginary people following u around.
20-must not be obnoxious in public,Ex: you cannot grab my a** or do the next action in progressive order: shout my name and wave at me like a stupid retard from the other end of the bar/restaurant
21-must not be epileptic (I’m not a doctor and don't want to be embarrassed in public)
22-can't b diagnosed with Tourette syndrome
23-must have all ur teeth (at least the ones that shows when u smile) and yes summer teeth and grills & bridges r'nt acceptable either.
24-U must not b a transvestite a trans gender or whatever trans u r, with a made up name originating from a masculine name,I’m very straight, and can't b converted, recruited or whatever u might think, so if ur not a real woman fu*k off
25-if you don't meet any of the above criteria and u got offended, then BULLS EYE, look elsewhere, I am not the one 4 u, it’s not gona work out, not a chance,u r my worst nightmare, don't try to text me with a punch line and tell me how rude I am ,u won't gain any points,i'll block ur ass!................. & good bye 2 u!
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| Want To Find: |
A woman ages 21 to 40 to date |
Interests:
I Like: |
adventures, guitar, new things, outgoing, travel, try new things |
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