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| Location: |
Beatty Nevada |
| Zip Code: |
89003 |
| Age: |
49, Aries |
| Height: |
6 ft. 2 in. |
| Hair, Eyes: |
Shaved, Green |
| Body: |
Above average |
| Ethnicity: |
White |
| Religion: |
Not Religious |
| Politics: |
Didn't Say |
| Education: |
Associate's Degree |
| Income: |
Didn't Say |
| Job: |
Information Technology |
| Smoke: |
Smoke Occasionally |
| Has Kids: |
No |
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| About Me |
it has been a while since my last thought, but i can't help that, i am a guy and thoughts don't come easily to us, unless they are of a sexual nature.
since i picked on the ladies last time, i decided it's only fair that i focus my rant on the men's profiles... you know, the ones that you read before you got here.
i looked at the 'competition' in my area - and elsewhere, just to be fair - and here is what i observed.
spelling: do the men just not get it or do they just not care? it is painfully obvious that the ladies like to read and much weight is placed on what is written a profile and HOW it's written. i don't do so well either, but with the help of spell check and google there should be very few spelling errors, at the very least... right? put forth some effort, stud, this isn't a singles bar at last call and you are not grabbing the 'puke chick' at the end of the bar to take home.
now, if the guy in question has a photo with his shirt off (not necessarily in the bathroom), not only is his spelling off, but now sentence structure and punctuation goes straight out the window, as well.
as if that wasn't bad enough, i have it on pretty good authority that men don't read profiles and make the mistake (or maybe not) of sending messages to the ladies that clearly state in their profile,"PLEASE READ BEFORE MESSAGING ME". it is apparent that we saw pretty pictures and fired off a message without reading the part that said, "i will know if you read this because i have placed a code word in my introduction that must be in the subject line of your message to get a reply" or "i am a total b*tch on wheels and i like being that way, so don't even think about messaging me unless you meet these 'requirements'.
hunting pictures: is killing bambi sexy and attractive? do you ladies swoon over such things? i ask because, from my research, there are many profiles with the guy kneeling over a dead animal. is this some sort of Cro-Magnon display of virility? do some of you ladies enjoy seeing your man in camouflage and safety orange? maybe you like venison and knowing that he has some in the freezer will make you WANT to visit his house.
self-marketing and the oooops: it is great to market yourself a little, but when that is the extent of the writing in your profile and you throw in, somewhere in the middle of all the sappery, what a great lover you are, you might as well take your damned empty hook right out of the water.
it looks as if you lovely ladies could be stuck with me, because if he can spell and punctuate his sentences, doesn't have a picture of a dead animal, reads and actually comprehends what is written, and isn't a self-proclaimed miracle...he looks just like your dad or is a god freak.
remember: all men are pigs and the ones that say they are not, are pigs AND liars.
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| Want To Find: |
A woman ages 35 to 55 to date |
Interests:
I Like: |
being an ass, cars, fascination with simple things, intelligent witty women, motorcycles, photography, physical fitness, technology |
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