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Redford Michigan |
| Zip Code: |
48240 |
| Age: |
33, Pisces |
| Height: |
6 ft. 2 in. |
| Hair, Eyes: |
Dirty Blonde, Blue |
| Body: |
Athletic |
| Ethnicity: |
White |
| Religion: |
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| Politics: |
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| Education: |
Associate's Degree |
| Income: |
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| Job: |
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| Smoke: |
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| Has Kids: |
No |
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| About Me |
First off, age and race have always been open with me. I love women of all color and creed... I'm pretty particular about size though... You gotta be in at least as good'a shape as I am.
About me:
I'm in school to become a teacher. I want to teach highschool kids. I haven't made my mind up on what I want to teach yet though. At this point its between ceramics, history and gym.
I have an appreciation for art. I love designing and making things. I have a kick a** dog. She's three. She's a little all white pit bull but sweet as hell.
I love learning how to say naughty things in other languages and then using them in innappropriate situations.
-Example: when I was in Afghanistan I was in charge of some Ugandan mercenaries... every night after work I'd go on google translate and figure out something screwed up to say to them. (I wanna taka pee kitako yako ako = I wanna pee in your butt) they always laughed their asses off '' oooh mistaah you so crazy! ''
I OWN my own house (paid in full biotch!)
I OWN my own truck (paid in full... but its a bucket haha)
I cut my OWN grass cuz i like the smell
I have an awesome dog. She will melt your heart right out of your chest and you'll say something stupid like 'i'm stealing this dog!'
I'm pretty close to select few people. the rest i keep around out of boredom so life doesn't become mundane and stoooopid.
I'm behind in school, but only cuz I had to go fight three stupid wars (everyone said it was for you... so don't hate me cuz I'm not a doctor yet) cuz its you're fault. not mine. if you didn't exist I wouldn't have had to fight for you. duuuh...
I own my own very large penis. (fine... just large) its squeaky clean and works great last I went to see if it still worked... and since I'm single at the moment that's pretty much three times a week. - see...I'm great at maintaining my things! 
I cook my OWN food. I make bad a** beef stew, chicken stew, greek pasta, fish, other sea foody type stuff, salad (yes, good salads) and I'm great a BBQ. I can make other stuff but I'm still learning.
I never read directions or recipes. I like to dive in head first and figure it out myself.
I'm not racist... but racial jokes crack me up. (yes even white jokes... i can laugh at myself!)
I'm a self proclaimed pinkerton... if you know what that means props to you.
I hate whining and high pitched voices and noises... but if its done in a cute way or with a huge smile you just might melt me.
self laothing and 'i'm so fat' will get your oppinion of yourself confirmed more often than denied... I tell it like it is.. sorrry 
When I was younger I used to listen to a lot of really heavy metal... but after three deployments in two separate war zones I've toned down a lot and now mostly listen to alternative and am developing a taste for classical. I like music that soothes me.
I hate punctuation. As such is the case... I will not be proof reading this.
During the winter I pretty much just hibernate hermit style and work on my art and school. during the summer i'm always traveling and going places. I can't stand the winter after spending so much time in the Iraq desert. I'm also a native born Californian so this cold crap pretty much sucks.
When I'm at home the history channel is always on.
I'm a kick a** pool player.... suck at darts and bowling but I enjoy both.
p.s. i have a hilariously morbid sense of humor. though you wont know it until you get to know me.
if you know what 'I'm goin to shabooms' means... you're a shoo in.
Anyway, there's too much to cover because I kick so much ass, but if you wanna know more just ask. If you're hot or hilarious enough I'll answer you!
p.s.s.... tasteful, sarcastic, arrogance is hilarious. can't take yourself or life too seriously.
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A woman ages 21 to 33 to date |
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