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| windir78 |
Last Online: Online now! |
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| Location: |
Louisville Kentucky |
| Zip Code: |
40218 |
| Age: |
38, Libra |
| Height: |
5 ft. 5 in. |
| Hair, Eyes: |
Dark Brown, Brown |
| Body: |
Average |
| Ethnicity: |
White |
| Religion: |
Catholic |
| Politics: |
Didn't Say |
| Education: |
Some College |
| Income: |
Didn't Say |
| Job: |
Didn't Say |
| Smoke: |
Smoke Regularly |
| Has Kids: |
Yes, living with me |
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| About Me |
honest, fun, loyal. i also expect the same in return. i hate liers. just show me respect and we will get along.
i am also a bit of a artist....
we all got to laugh some time.........
Minion application form
Please answer each question as honestly as possible. Oh, and please use a no. 2 pencil. No blood, no exceptions.
1. Your name: __________________________
2. Your REAL name: ______________________
3. How would you address your Master: (Please circle one)
a. Your Evilness
b. Master/Mistress
c. Dragonlady/lord
d. My Love
e. Other: _______________________
4. Do you or have you ever had a hunchback? (We do not disqualify for handicaps) ________________
5. Can you follow simple instructions? (see examples below) ____________
a. Go fetch me a Dr. Pepper.
b. Fill that bucket with chlorinated water and scrub that blood and other eviscerations from the living room table.
c. Powder my fanny, my nails are still wet.
6. Will you be available for our service twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week? ____________
7. Can you cook a decent meal without using poisons? (You may be asked for examples, so please have recipes handy) _______
8. Do you require an excuse for school? ________
9. Do you now have or have ever had aspirations in being a Master in your own right? (Warning: this answer could potentially disqualify you) ___________
10. What is your favorite Star Wars movie? _________________
11. Do you now or have you ever believed that vampires sparkle when coming in direct contact with sunlight? _______________
12. What would you do if a skateboarding ninja gerbil attacked you?
a. Scream like a b*tch and run.
b. Smack it with a sheet of rolled up newspaper.
c. Drag out your Master’s flame-thrower and barbeque the little sucker for dinner.
13. What would you do if your Master was trapped in a guillotine and had no way of escaping?
a. Laugh hysterically and update your resume.
b. Desperately search for a way to set her/him free.
c. Video it and upload it later on YouTube.
14. Are all your vaccinations current? __________________
15. If references are asked for, could you provide them without digging up an unmarked grave? ____________________
Please note: After you have filled out this application in all honesty and to the best of your abilities, we will take our precious time to decide whether you’re best suited for our every need. If you don’t hear back from us within at least seven business days, you can rest assured you either weren’t evil enough or were too damn weird to approve
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A man ages 34 to 45 to date |
Interests:
I Like: |
comedy & horror movies, concerts, down to earth, funny, hard rock, he walking dead & american hor, intelligent, like the outdoors, like true crime shows, metal, movies, nice dinners, rock |
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