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| Location: |
Bend Oregon |
| Zip Code: |
97701 |
| Age: |
32, Sagittarius |
| Height: |
5 ft. 10 in. |
| Hair, Eyes: |
Dark Brown, Brown |
| Body: |
Above average |
| Ethnicity: |
Native American |
| Religion: |
Not Religious |
| Politics: |
Not quite sure |
| Education: |
Some College |
| Income: |
$25,000 - $50,000 |
| Job: |
Customer Service |
| Smoke: |
Don't Smoke |
| Has Kids: |
Didn't Say |
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| About Me |
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight...
I ask that of all my prey...
as you sit around the table, and stare at your host...
you have to ask yourself....where do you sit
now...about me....
Ladies and Gentlemen! You've read about it in the papers! Now witness, before your very eyes, that most rare and tragic of nature's mistakes! I give you: the average man. Physically unremarkable, it instead possesses a deformed set of values. Notice the hideously bloated sense of humanity's importance. Also note the club-footed social conscience and the withered optimism. It's certainly not for the squeamish, is it? Most repulsive of all, are its frail and useless notions of order and sanity. If too much weight is placed upon them... they snap. How does it live, I hear you ask? How does this poor pathetic specimen survive in today's harsh and irrational environment? I'm afraid the sad answer is, "Not very well." Faced with the inescapable fact that human existence is mad, random, and pointless, one in eight of them crack up and go stark slavering buggo! Who can blame them? In a world as psychotic as this... any other response would be crazy
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| Want To Find: |
A woman ages 18 to 50 to date |
Interests:
I Like: |
Basketball, Comedy, Food, Hiking, Movies, Music, Psychotic Thoughts |
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