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| jjp184 |
Last Online: Yesterday |
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| Location: |
Somerset New Jersey |
| Zip Code: |
08873 |
| Age: |
53, Scorpio |
| Height: |
5 ft. 10 in. |
| Hair, Eyes: |
Dark Brown, Brown |
| Body: |
Muscular |
| Ethnicity: |
White |
| Religion: |
Catholic |
| Politics: |
Conservative |
| Education: |
High School |
| Income: |
Didn't Say |
| Job: |
Didn't Say |
| Smoke: |
Don't Smoke |
| Has Kids: |
No |
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| About Me |
 Me: for some odd reason I don't last to long on dating sites, it's only a matter of time before some angry water buffalo takes offense to something I write.
You: if you are currently enrolled in an anger management class, on meds or in need of meds, hear voices, listed "dining out" as a hobby, have daddy issues, has "sexy" or "diva" in your screen name, have multiple personalities, sit there with a stupid smile while you text annoying messages, have a picture holding a drink, it's probably a safe bet we won't get along.
It became painfully apparent I must also add, if you were once a man but now a woman, or a man that just wishes you had a virnaynay, DO NOT contact me, try drinking bleach
I can't remember how many times I saw a calorically challenged heifer and thought, gee wiz I wonder what dating site she's on.
Question: is there a bigger waste of time, energy and money than messaging someone for countless hours, graduating to mindless rambling on the phone, ignoring that voice of reason in your head that screams NOOO! meeting in a public location where your loser friends just happen to show up so they can witness the fiasco, all the time wondering why is my soul mate sitting there like a retard looking at a Ferris wheel
A suggestion to the single moms and destitute bottom feeders with a lottery mentality, try going on government assistance, state aid or welfare rather than a dating site!
If you're starting to feel like signing up for Plenty of Freaks or Dating Hookers was a bad idea, you're more than welcome to join my support group, I just have one requirement, you CAN NOT be a Jenny Craig dropout, if I can't lift you, I can't love you!
Ladies, this is a dating site, NOT feeding time at the zoo, if you expect some poor Smoe to take you out to dinner, buy a Delorean, drive 88mph, go back to 1955 and stay there!
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