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| About Me |
I don't have a car, I ride my tricycle everywhere, don't have a job and I live in my mom's basement. I also do heroin and cocaine recreationally. My pic is 15 years old, and I am 72 looking only for an intimate encounter...
Fine, I confessed. and you?
Who I am looking for and things I am looking for:
I like...
to travel (to the corner liquor store)
to live life to the fullest (I want to just kill myself now and get it over with)
the beach (as long as sharks are nearby)
to be outdoors (I like the confinement of a prison cell)
to exercise regularly (get up at lease once during half time to get a beer)
to work hard and play hard (you work, while I sit around all day and watch football)
Looking for my partner in crime (lets rob the nearest bank for our first date)
I have great friends that I love (actually I hate them, and just want to use them)
Family is important to me (only when I can take advantage of them)
What I want in my mate...
a real woman..(I am tired of my blow up doll)
somebody smart (I want a total idiot with an IQ of 4)
somebody feels good in their own skin (the guy in Texas Chain Saw Massacre sure didn't)
somebody that make me laugh with a good sense of humor ( or miserable sack of poo)
somebody that is financially insecure..I meant secure.
somebody emotionally stable (No..I want somebody just released from the Looooney bin!)
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| Want To Find: |
A woman ages 26 to 42 to date |
| Interests: |
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