Single Men in Arvada, CO

About Me

*here for the forums*
Blow me.

about the "face":
It is a must. yes, of course I fear my face staying like that like mom used to say when I was a kid but the situation here calls for it. I must show I am virile and my sperm is stronger than the others among us. I wish to be at the front of the herd. I also wish to instill angst and bewilderment in my competition.

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"Is cannibalism a deal breaker?"

I was talking to my best friend the other night (female that has known me 18 years), lamenting how "I can't believe how this crazy 19 year old biznotch treats me". She shared the common belief that this girl is "barely legal" and I am "so way pedophile for messing with her". "Barely legal is like being barely pregnant or barely fat. You are or you aren't. Isn't that a term coined in pornographic material that you are touting about righteously?", I rebutted. Like the commie she is, she quickly shifted the conversation when sensing an impending loss and said, "I think you set your standards too high".

Whoa.

"I can barely get girls to speak to me at the psychiatric ward in my neighborhood or at Internet dating sites.", I whined. After all, this is the girl that listened to my stories of chasing some demented loon of the week into a crackhouse, pleading with her, "aren't you done turning tricks and binging on crack yet? Let's go watch a movie already." or having...something...going on with dude's wife (that was his first cousin to boot) that I met at a swinger club.

No...seriously? I need to lower my standards?

I watched a movie the other night where a couple people were stuck in a pit together without food. They are all trippin' because they realize what this means. They understand that they like to think of themselves as likable and fun to be around but in order to continue to entertain this truth, they may have to eat the flesh of some dead dude. Oddly, it was the female who elected to fare forth and partake in what was forbidden (the irony). At first, dude was all like, "b*tch? You crazy.", only to have his righteous indignation supplanted with, "yo, you save some of that for me?". The dude didn't even break it off with her. He's all like, "All, right. This is where we are going next." Wtf?

I suspect this is all that is left. Whence I first came upon this mess of a dating site, I considered myself superior to all those about. Now, I read, grim-faced. Full knowledge that reading these posts is like staring into my own soul. Imagine my horror.

Contemplating this morbid and brutal truth, I am left to ask...has anyone encountered cannibalism and been able to say aloud, "that's enough. I'm sick of your crap."

Please, someone give me hope there is an end to this.