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Comments heard in Court
by kevinbarry at 3/10/2012 7:11:26 PM


Things people actually said in court, word for word:

Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.

Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

Q: This myasthenia gravis-does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?

Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.

Q: How old is your son-the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, "where am I Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.

Q: And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost 499.
Q: And where is milepost 499?
A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.

Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
A: Well I can see pretty well I think.

Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?
A: After the accident?
Q: Before the accident.
A: Sure, I played horn for ten years. I even went to school for it.

Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.


Comments

sireena
3/10/2012 7:13:38 PM

I've seen this before....it's hilarious.
disputatious



3/10/2012 7:18:52 PM

breathe7



3/10/2012 7:28:01 PM


kevinbarry
3/10/2012 7:41:35 PM

Hey adagio, you did not have to admit it, I heard you chuckling all the way to Mt. Joy, PA

terry50sclassic
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3/12/2012 12:11:20 AM

good. stuff , nice job kevin

lkavour92
3/13/2012 9:07:58 AM

that "mother ship" keeps sending us these people!
mkjpol



3/14/2012 10:42:16 PM

This is hilarious.....thanks Kevin. Happy to see you back. I have missed you very much.

kevinbarry
3/14/2012 11:24:49 PM

Hi Ikky - I sure don't want to blame mothers for these people - maybe after they entered the world, someone kidnapped them and twisted them a little. Thanks Terry, glad you liked it. Hi Mk - Missed you to as well.