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10/12/2012 10:43:14 AM	You know your in trouble when ______
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10/12/2012 10:45:05 AM	You know your in trouble when ______
robtest Norcross, GA 56, joined Sep. 2008	It's a half eaten tic tac and you don't know where it's been...
10/12/2012 10:48:06 AM	You know your in trouble when ______
enjoying_life80 Muncie, IN 51, joined Oct. 2011	You have to hitch hike to the bank to make your car payment.
10/12/2012 10:48:36 AM	You know your in trouble when ______
dthom67 Rockmart, GA 50, joined Oct. 2011	Get home and all your shiat is in the yard
10/12/2012 10:50:11 AM	You know your in trouble when ______
enjoying_life80 Muncie, IN 51, joined Oct. 2011	They pay your wages out of petty cash.
10/12/2012 10:50:44 AM	You know your in trouble when ______
angelagir Bethlehem, GA 48, joined Jul. 2008	Opie won't have anything to do with you
10/12/2012 10:53:24 AM	You know your in trouble when ______
enjoying_life80 Muncie, IN 51, joined Oct. 2011	A black cat crosses you path and drops dead.
10/12/2012 10:54:10 AM	You know your in trouble when ______
baghdaddy_01 Jenkinsburg, GA 55, joined Sep. 2009	The judge denies bail...
10/12/2012 10:55:51 AM	You know your in trouble when ______
jwh1962 Buford, GA 54, joined Feb. 2009	You cant make it to first or second in your own thread....tgif...
10/12/2012 10:57:15 AM	You know your in trouble when ______
enjoying_life80 Muncie, IN 51, joined Oct. 2011	You see the captain running toward the railing wearing a life jacket.
10/12/2012 10:58:02 AM	You know your in trouble when ______
jwh1962 Buford, GA 54, joined Feb. 2009	Your minding your own business and someone totals the a** end of your harley...
10/12/2012 10:58:48 AM	You know your in trouble when ______
pablo_escobar Austell, GA 39, joined Jul. 2012
10/12/2012 12:38:19 PM	You know your in trouble when ______
jwh1962 Buford, GA 54, joined Feb. 2009	But I only got worried when I saw chelseas pic on the tic tac...
10/12/2012 2:25:20 PM	You know your in trouble when ______
peekabobean Hampton, GA 62, joined Jun. 2011	You come home and there is yellow tape around your trailer
10/12/2012 2:29:04 PM	You know your in trouble when ______
robtest Norcross, GA 56, joined Sep. 2008	your having sex with your significant other and she calls you by your other lover's name...
10/12/2012 3:14:29 PM	You know your in trouble when ______
nicolepc Dacula, GA 45, joined Nov. 2011	^^^^ damn, that's a screwed up way to find out you're busted
10/12/2012 3:25:51 PM	You know your in trouble when ______
gwwrn Lawrenceville, GA 61, joined Jun. 2010	You can kick the person responsible for the trouble, and you can't sit for a week. Mark Twain
10/12/2012 3:46:49 PM	You know your in trouble when ______
yajusneverkno Oxford, AL 52, joined Oct. 2008	Quote from jwh1962: You wake up in the morning and theres a tic tac in your bed.... be glad it wasn't stuck in your hair
10/12/2012 3:57:16 PM	You know your in trouble when ______
mayflylady Conyers, GA 56, joined Jun. 2012	The rabbit dies.....
10/12/2012 3:59:03 PM	You know your in trouble when ______
nicolepc Dacula, GA 45, joined Nov. 2011	or you come home to find it boiling in a pot on the stove
10/12/2012 4:09:19 PM	You know your in trouble when ______
jwh1962 Buford, GA 54, joined Feb. 2009	OMG....please dont get me to start a thread on fatal attractions...that drama almost took my life also...
10/12/2012 9:19:11 PM	You know your in trouble when ______
mcald123 Duluth, GA 55, joined Oct. 2011	Quote from robtest: your having sex with your significant other and she calls you by your other lover's name... That's why my ex always called me "darling"
10/12/2012 9:25:12 PM	You know your in trouble when ______
obby1968 Dallas, GA 47, joined Jul. 2011	The batteries die.
10/12/2012 9:27:05 PM	You know your in trouble when ______
luvspells Whitesburg, GA 43, joined Apr. 2011	Kelly plots revenge post
10/12/2012 9:29:13 PM	You know your in trouble when ______
obby1968 Dallas, GA 47, joined Jul. 2011	I just don't know if I can top that one.
10/12/2012 9:30:25 PM	You know your in trouble when ______
luvspells Whitesburg, GA 43, joined Apr. 2011	Quote from obby1968: I just don't know if I can top that one.
10/12/2012 9:31:02 PM	You know your in trouble when ______
cc4187 Lagrange, GA 58, joined Dec. 2009	you are in bed with your man and you forget his name
10/12/2012 9:37:34 PM	You know your in trouble when ______
luvspells Whitesburg, GA 43, joined Apr. 2011	You shoot tequilla...I know!!!
10/12/2012 9:43:13 PM	You know your in trouble when ______
obby1968 Dallas, GA 47, joined Jul. 2011	Lezley starts twat farting.
10/12/2012 9:56:22 PM	You know your in trouble when ______
msvixen69 Austell, GA 37, joined May. 2011	Quote from yajusneverkno: be glad it wasn't stuck in your hair It gets stuck in my hair from time to time
10/12/2012 10:41:48 PM	You know your in trouble when ______
hensonnlee Griffin, GA 43, joined Sep. 2012	You hear the doctor say oops......
10/12/2012 11:11:38 PM	You know your in trouble when ______
pleazu2010 Hartwell, GA 54, joined Jan. 2011	Quote from hensonnlee: You hear the doctor say oops...... even worse oh shitttt !!! during a circumcision . [Edited 10/12/2012 11:14:23 PM ]
10/12/2012 11:13:12 PM	You know your in trouble when ______
jennzlife Cumming, GA 46, joined Sep. 2012	When Mom yells......Jennifer JEANNE....
10/12/2012 11:17:44 PM	You know your in trouble when ______
jiminsav Savannah, GA 56, joined Feb. 2011	the no scalpel vasectomy doctor walks in with a ball peen hammer.
10/12/2012 11:27:27 PM	You know your in trouble when ______
hensonnlee Griffin, GA 43, joined Sep. 2012	Quote from jiminsav: the no scalpel vasectomy doctor walks in with a ball peen hammer. Can you say ouch.....
10/12/2012 11:55:26 PM	You know your in trouble when ______
pleazu2010 Hartwell, GA 54, joined Jan. 2011	Kelly and Lezley get in a farting contest .. me
10/13/2012 12:07:50 AM	You know your in trouble when ______
hensonnlee Griffin, GA 43, joined Sep. 2012	Quote from pleazu2010: Kelly and Lezley get in a farting contest .. me OMG now that's funny as hell.......
10/13/2012 12:15:31 AM	You know your in trouble when ______
pleazu2010 Hartwell, GA 54, joined Jan. 2011	I bet it wouldn't be ...
10/13/2012 7:26:43 AM	You know your in trouble when ______
tatertot415 Lilburn, GA 55, joined Sep. 2011	Even when your older brother calls you by your first and middle name And it's not Tater tot [Edited 10/13/2012 7:27:15 AM ]
10/13/2012 8:18:42 AM	You know your in trouble when ______
pingeye2 Savannah, GA 65, joined Jun. 2011	Quote from hensonnlee: You hear the doctor say oops...... Had a butcher knife go thru my hand while making an arrest at a domestic violence call. Couldn't shoot the Bastage, had a knife stuck thru my hand. Kel lite to his nose took him down and out. Anyway..had 3 surgeries on the hand..one I was awake on, as they remove wire holding the broken bones in my hand. Nerves got caught up in the wires. I hear the doc say..Oops!, then he looks over the drape, and wiggled his eyebrows .. couldn't see his smile under his mask..jerk..LOL
10/13/2012 8:43:29 AM	You know your in trouble when ______
misschevious2 Rockmart, GA 55, joined Jul. 2009	You could't see, he wasn't smiling!
10/13/2012 9:27:01 AM	You know your in trouble when ______
jwh1962 Buford, GA 54, joined Feb. 2009	Quote from obby1968: Lezley starts twat farting. OMG...that sounds like something full of hot air and a plunger working overtime...lmfao..
10/13/2012 9:45:32 AM	You know your in trouble when ______
rcljr Gainesville, GA 57, joined Jul. 2008	Your daughter calls you father
10/13/2012 9:46:53 AM	You know your in trouble when ______
tatertot415 Lilburn, GA 55, joined Sep. 2011	Quote from rcljr: Your daughter calls you father that's a red flag
10/13/2012 9:48:42 AM	You know your in trouble when ______
rcljr Gainesville, GA 57, joined Jul. 2008	thats a big one..............normally means ive said something inappropriatte
10/13/2012 2:30:27 PM	You know your in trouble when ______
macey101 Covington, GA 47, joined Jan. 2009	Your 5 YO daughter tells you she wants a tatoo and a motorcycle for Christmas.
10/13/2012 2:32:06 PM	You know your in trouble when ______
370nismo1 Lawrenceville, GA 52, joined Aug. 2012	Quote from macey101: Your 5 YO daughter tells you she wants a tatoo and a motorcycle for Christmas. Yes that would be a good sign.
10/13/2012 3:04:55 PM	You know your in trouble when ______
love_caviar Lawrenceville, GA 54, joined Sep. 2012	all your shit is on the curb
10/13/2012 4:19:04 PM	You know your in trouble when ______
pentopaper Okmulgee, OK 50, joined Nov. 2008
10/13/2012 4:49:17 PM	You know your in trouble when ______
jiminsav Savannah, GA 56, joined Feb. 2011	the lab posts your STD status on a bill board.
10/13/2012 4:52:32 PM	You know your in trouble when ______
bloodtypea Dacula, GA 47, joined Sep. 2012	You sit down to go to the bathroom and then realize you are out of toilet paper!
10/13/2012 5:04:43 PM	You know your in trouble when ______
mayflylady Conyers, GA 56, joined Jun. 2012	You boss catches you on dh at work and asks to see what you just posted
10/13/2012 5:07:30 PM	You know your in trouble when ______
mayflylady Conyers, GA 56, joined Jun. 2012	Quote from bloodtypea: You sit down to go to the bathroom and then realize you are out of toilet paper!
10/13/2012 5:47:47 PM	You know your in trouble when ______
cc4187 Lagrange, GA 58, joined Dec. 2009	you have fallen and you can't get up
10/13/2012 6:39:14 PM	You know your in trouble when ______
hensonnlee Griffin, GA 43, joined Sep. 2012	You get stuck on the tracks and the gates come down.......
10/13/2012 8:50:04 PM	You know your in trouble when ______
apeach1980 Fayetteville, GA 37, joined Jun. 2012	your kid randomly says "I love you mommy"... my mother is trained she reponds with "what do you want" I am not so great at noticing now that its my turn to be mommy....
10/13/2012 8:52:18 PM	You know your in trouble when ______
avgjoe0266 Augusta, GA 97, joined Aug. 2008	You meet lil elvis and give him a kiss
10/13/2012 11:13:11 PM	You know your in trouble when ______
tardsmasher2 Douglasville, GA 55, joined Jun. 2010	You sneeze and blow out a hemmoroid
10/13/2012 11:50:44 PM	You know your in trouble when ______
pleazu2010 Hartwell, GA 54, joined Jan. 2011	The dude you just hit with a 2x4 Is still grinning ....
10/13/2012 11:53:55 PM	You know your in trouble when ______
hensonnlee Griffin, GA 43, joined Sep. 2012	You needed a bigger stick.....

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