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fuknasshole_v3
Urbana, IL
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Meet singles at DateHookup.dating, we're 100% free! Join now!
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| 6/10/2013 3:39:16 PM |
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usillygoose
Cicero, IL
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I knew this would fit in somewhere... Thanks! 
[Edited 6/10/2013 3:40:11 PM ]
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| 6/11/2013 8:46:49 AM |
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fuknasshole_v3
Urbana, IL
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No problem!
Glad I could share the good word with the people of this totally awesome, not the least bit lame, corrupt or boring state.
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| 6/13/2013 8:37:48 PM |
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nickle321
Alhambra, IL
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That video was funny anyway. It almost made this topic worthwhile.
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| 6/14/2013 4:53:50 AM |
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fuknasshole_v3
Urbana, IL
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Shit..this is the best topic in this group.
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| 6/15/2013 5:35:18 AM |
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fuknasshole_v3
Urbana, IL
39, joined Apr. 2013
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Some hometown boys here (Kankakee, not Urbana).
Check them out if you ever get the chance!
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| 6/15/2013 8:08:22 AM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
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nice message, OP
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| 6/17/2013 1:49:13 AM |
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fuknasshole_v3
Urbana, IL
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Needed to be said.
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| 7/29/2013 9:56:43 AM |
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fuknasshole_v3
Urbana, IL
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Nailbomb - Wasting Away Live HD
Helmet - Jon Stewart Show 1994 - Wilma's Rainbow
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| 8/3/2013 3:12:57 PM |
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fuknasshole_v3
Urbana, IL
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^^Trying like a sumb*tch to get that fourth star.
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| 8/26/2013 5:26:11 AM |
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fuknasshole_v3
Urbana, IL
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I'm just gonna keep bumping my own thread.
Nothing else happening on this dead-ass board.
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| 9/21/2013 6:45:59 PM |
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fuknasshole_v3
Urbana, IL
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| 10/12/2013 9:29:58 AM |
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fuknasshole_v3
Urbana, IL
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Jeff Foxworthy on Illinois: (Most of these are true!)
-If your last governor is headed for prison and the governor before him is already there, you might live in Illinois.
-If your latest US Senator lied to get the job, you might live in Illinois.
-If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Illinois.
-If someone in a store offers you assistance & they don't work there, you might live in Illinois.
-If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Illinois.
-If you have ever worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Illinois.
-If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Illinois.
-If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Illinois.
You know you are a true Illinoisian when:
1. Vacation means going north or south on I-55 or I-57 for the weekend.
2. You measure distance in hours.
3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
4. You often switch from heat to AC in the same day and back again.
5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching.
6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings).
7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
8. You carry jumper cables in your car and know how to use them.
9. You design your kids Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
11. You know all 5 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, road construction, & It's F-in' Hot.
12. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.
13. Down south means Missouri to you.
14. A brat is something you eat.
15. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed.
16. You go out to a tailgate party every Friday night.
17. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
18. You find 0 degrees a "little chilly."
19. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your Illinois friends.
What's not to understand?
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| 10/14/2013 6:43:13 PM |
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annamranna
Bloomington, IL
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Okay, that was pretty funny.
I have to be honest,
When someone has a name like yours on here it kind of scares me to go into your thread.
I'm pretty open-minded, but geez....
Tom HIll wrote:
Hall of Fame catcher Carlton Fisk was charged with a DUI on Monday in New Lenox, Ill., after he was found unconscious behind the wheel in the middle of a corn field. On a bright note, the farmer is now charging admission to one of the most challenging corn mazes in Illinois.
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| 10/19/2013 1:26:09 PM |
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fuknasshole_v3
Urbana, IL
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^^Sort of dated but..
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The Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1- These men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2- These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice', she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3- These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow', she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4- These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!", she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5- These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6- You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
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fuknasshole_v3
Urbana, IL
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Happy Veterans Day to all who have served!
Somebody has to do it and it damn sure ain't gonna be me.
Salute to those that did step up.
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| 11/28/2013 4:39:08 AM |
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fuknasshole_v3
Urbana, IL
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Happy Turkey Genocide day!!
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fuknasshole_v3
Urbana, IL
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fuknasshole_v3
Urbana, IL
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Anyway...
Y'all ready for the game tomorrow?
Snow, ice and a crowd that's 90% stoned like a motherf**ker. Let the comedic antics ensue!!
I personally don't give a shit who wins..as long as beer and wings are involved!
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pike45
Omaha, NE
64, joined Feb. 2009
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Bump for OP
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| 2/14/2014 7:10:11 PM |
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fuknasshole_v3
Urbana, IL
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Who agrees?
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