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islandia8_2
Tacoma, WA
52, joined Jun. 2013
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My tongue needs a break
Miller
I love you.
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7/3/2013 11:20:55 AM |
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love2bbq
Iowa City, IA
57, joined Mar. 2011
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better hurry my husband will be home soon
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7/3/2013 12:57:55 PM |
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millerrl
Greer, SC
49, joined Feb. 2013
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Sorry my wife likes to watch
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7/3/2013 1:00:22 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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when a gal looks in my eyes n screaming "oh,daddy".
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7/3/2013 3:05:29 PM |
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islandia8_2
Tacoma, WA
52, joined Jun. 2013
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Sorry my wife likes to watch
Miller
Oh wow that's kinky!! (Wife watching).
You want more?!!!!
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7/3/2013 3:37:16 PM |
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love2bbq
Iowa City, IA
57, joined Mar. 2011
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oh remind me later that i have to go to walmart to pick up my meds for herpes.
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7/4/2013 3:21:07 AM |
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millerrl
Greer, SC
49, joined Feb. 2013
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The clicking of a lock.
Oh wait! That's not a bad thing is it?
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7/4/2013 7:43:42 AM |
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mussolini1922
Cedar Lake, IN
40, joined May. 2013
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Get off me....your done. OR Your brother's is bigger
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7/4/2013 7:45:36 AM |
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mussolini1922
Cedar Lake, IN
40, joined May. 2013
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Hey, do you take debit...left my cash in my other pants.
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7/4/2013 9:42:46 PM |
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funnygal70
Lebanon, IN
47, joined May. 2012
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Is it in yet?
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7/4/2013 10:21:09 PM |
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drummer1980
Plymouth, IN
37, joined Jul. 2013
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Is it in yet?
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7/4/2013 11:08:15 PM |
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sailing1364
Kokomo, IN
53, joined Mar. 2012
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Could you turn the page for me.
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7/4/2013 11:52:56 PM |
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millerrl
Greer, SC
49, joined Feb. 2013
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*tap tap* "move it along folks!"
Yes officer!
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7/5/2013 4:34:54 AM |
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hemifan92
Bradenton, FL
25, joined Jul. 2013
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These specific words.
I'm sorry. I had an ex who apologized about everything. Drove me up a wall while we were rough
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7/5/2013 4:19:41 PM |
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daretobeyou
Fishers, IN
37, joined Nov. 2010
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"I can't get it up."
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7/5/2013 6:17:41 PM |
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karenmc324
Roann, IN
51, joined May. 2013
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Honey, I'm home!
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7/5/2013 10:11:02 PM |
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millerrl
Greer, SC
49, joined Feb. 2013
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Can we stop for a minute so I can catch my breath.
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7/5/2013 10:19:20 PM |
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love2bbq
Iowa City, IA
57, joined Mar. 2011
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while you are eating her out she says "i hope you like crab legs?"
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7/6/2013 2:24:29 AM |
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millerrl
Greer, SC
49, joined Feb. 2013
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Lower, to the left, touch my ass, not so fast, slow down, lick don't thrust, could you just move to your right.....
Some people don't like direction.
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7/6/2013 3:15:52 AM |
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millerrl
Greer, SC
49, joined Feb. 2013
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7/6/2013 11:00:24 AM |
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love2bbq
Iowa City, IA
57, joined Mar. 2011
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doggie style doesnt mean you hump my leg.
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7/6/2013 2:21:11 PM |
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millerrl
Greer, SC
49, joined Feb. 2013
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The voices in my head said shut up!
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7/7/2013 12:07:38 AM |
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millerrl
Greer, SC
49, joined Feb. 2013
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What do you mean you don't go down?
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7/7/2013 2:06:41 AM |
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millerrl
Greer, SC
49, joined Feb. 2013
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Didn't we meet at the last family reunion?
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7/7/2013 2:10:08 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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that's something BBQ would say.
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7/7/2013 3:05:47 AM |
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millerrl
Greer, SC
49, joined Feb. 2013
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Now if I was a set of handcuff keys where would I be?
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7/7/2013 4:07:46 AM |
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millerrl
Greer, SC
49, joined Feb. 2013
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It'll fit I swear!
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7/7/2013 3:26:46 PM |
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love2bbq
Iowa City, IA
57, joined Mar. 2011
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stop calling me ginny my name is jimmy
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7/7/2013 9:50:52 PM |
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leikes
Elkhart, IN
28, joined Oct. 2010
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{Thrust}*snap* oh...
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7/7/2013 11:07:17 PM |
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millerrl
Greer, SC
49, joined Feb. 2013
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What blue pill?
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7/7/2013 11:12:15 PM |
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masterofmydom
Indianapolis, IN
45, joined Jun. 2013
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I'm done
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7/7/2013 11:13:36 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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you were very good.
wanna sucker?
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7/7/2013 11:17:03 PM |
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millerrl
Greer, SC
49, joined Feb. 2013
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There is no combination it's just a bra!
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7/7/2013 11:27:21 PM |
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masterofmydom
Indianapolis, IN
45, joined Jun. 2013
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Don't cum inside me
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7/7/2013 11:39:12 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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wow,i'll bet a softball could fit in there
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7/7/2013 11:42:45 PM |
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millerrl
Greer, SC
49, joined Feb. 2013
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My water just broke
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7/7/2013 11:48:44 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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I played it safe,by crazygluing my tip
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7/8/2013 12:09:22 AM |
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millerrl
Greer, SC
49, joined Feb. 2013
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I've had better
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7/8/2013 12:40:25 AM |
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love2bbq
Iowa City, IA
57, joined Mar. 2011
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is that your pecker?
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7/8/2013 12:41:28 AM |
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love2bbq
Iowa City, IA
57, joined Mar. 2011
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i better strap on a 2x4 so i dont fall in.
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7/8/2013 12:45:19 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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can I play with your utters?
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7/8/2013 12:52:42 AM |
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millerrl
Greer, SC
49, joined Feb. 2013
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Thar she blows
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7/8/2013 9:53:00 AM |
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islandia8_2
Tacoma, WA
52, joined Jun. 2013
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i better strap on a 2x4 so i dont fall in.
BBQ you are hilarious!!!!!! Too funny.
You feel so much like my ex wife
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7/8/2013 10:19:02 AM |
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millerrl
Greer, SC
49, joined Feb. 2013
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Would you mind wearing this bag
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7/8/2013 10:31:46 AM |
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islandia8_2
Tacoma, WA
52, joined Jun. 2013
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^^^^^^ Good one miller
Do you mind if I stay for another few days.?
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7/8/2013 10:34:01 AM |
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millerrl
Greer, SC
49, joined Feb. 2013
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Not again! I just can't!
Dee that's funny!
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7/8/2013 11:55:06 AM |
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4jay2me0
Indianapolis, IN
23, joined Jul. 2013
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Are you done lmao
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7/8/2013 12:48:46 PM |
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love2bbq
Iowa City, IA
57, joined Mar. 2011
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did i hear an echo?
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7/9/2013 2:56:18 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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making love to you is as exciting as a used car with too many miles on it
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7/9/2013 4:28:20 PM |
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millerrl
Greer, SC
49, joined Feb. 2013
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Do you need some KY?
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7/9/2013 7:37:35 PM |
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ontheloose69
Dyer, IN
54, joined Oct. 2009
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hold on let me strap a 2X4 on my back so i don't fall in.
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7/9/2013 10:18:37 PM |
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skinnyfolks
Indianapolis, IN
35, joined Jul. 2013
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"Pop" ummm the condom broke
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7/9/2013 10:47:43 PM |
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love2bbq
Iowa City, IA
57, joined Mar. 2011
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hey when you're done could you let the dog in and lock the door on your way out?
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7/9/2013 11:00:09 PM |
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mzkiki31
Indianapolis, IN
36, joined Dec. 2012
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someone elses name
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7/9/2013 11:24:06 PM |
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millerrl
Greer, SC
49, joined Feb. 2013
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Your kidding, right?
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7/9/2013 11:36:42 PM |
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toblovedbyou
Whiteland, IN
40, joined Jan. 2013
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That's not going in me
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7/10/2013 12:22:15 AM |
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millerrl
Greer, SC
49, joined Feb. 2013
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Oooh yesss! Just f#*% me!
Chit wrong thread!
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7/10/2013 12:36:40 AM |
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tessa561
Madison, IN
56, joined Sep. 2012
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Put that thing away!
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7/10/2013 7:06:44 AM |
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mrluck7
Indianapolis, IN
33, joined Sep. 2012
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knock knock door opens,GET OFF OF MY MOMMA.smh damn kids
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7/10/2013 11:01:09 AM |
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love2bbq
Iowa City, IA
57, joined Mar. 2011
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oh did i tell you mother is coming to stay for a month?
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